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Seinfeld: The Burning

George begins to end conversations early so he doesn't end up saying something stupid. Jerry overhears his girlfriend talking about "the tractor story", and George and Jerry wonder what the story might entail. Kramer and Mickey volunteer to fake illnesses so medical students can diagnose them. Elaine sees a "Jesus fish" on Puddy's car and wonders if he's religious.

Episode Info

Episode number: 9x16
Production Number: 916
Airdate: Thursday March 19th, 1998

Alternate Airdates:

UK (sky ATLANTIC) Oct 28, 2013

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Guest Stars
Daniel Von Bargen
As Kruger
Danny Woodburn
As Mickey Abbott
Henry Woronicz
As Father Curtis
Patrick Warburton
As David Puddy
Alec Holland
As Co-Worker #1
Alex Craig Mann
As Student #2
Brian Posehn
As Artie
Cindy Ambuehl
As Sophie
Daniel Dae Kim
As Student #1
Suli McCullough
As Co-Worker #2
Ursaline Bryant
As Dr. Wexler
Main Cast
Jerry Seinfeld
As Jerry Seinfeld
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
As Elaine Marie Benes
Michael Richards
As Cosmo Kramer
Jason Alexander
As George Louis Costanza
Episode Quotes
Jerry: What's with the fake sneezing?
Kramer: Yeah, we're going down to Mt. Sinai Hospital, See they hire actors to help the students practice diagnosing.
Mickey Abbott: They assign you a specific disease and you act out the symptoms. It's an easy gig.
Jerry: Do medical schools actually do this?
Kramer: Well the better ones. Alright, let's practice retching.

(On the phone.)
Jerry: Hello?
Sophie: Hey. It's me.
Jerry: Elaine?
Sophie: No, it's me.
Jerry: George??
Sophie: Jerry, it's Sophie. I can't believe you don't recognize my voice.
Jerry: Oh, I knew it was you, I was joking. I'm a comedian.

Warning: Seinfeld season 9 episode 16 guide may contain spoilers
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