Samantha: You? In a threesome? You won't even wear a thong!
Carrie: The closest Charlotte had ever come to getting screwed on a plane was the time she lost all her luggage on a flight to Palm Beach.
Carrie: Charlotte hadn't been that excited since she tried on her JV cheerleading uniform for the first time.
Carrie: (Voiceover) It was the last straw, she was smart, beautiful, and she got me. I'd have to kill her.
Charlotte: Jack says I have a fire inside me.
Carrie: Tell him they make a cream for that.