Stanford: Puberty is a phase - fifteen years of rejection is a lifestyle.
Carrie: I'm not going to replace a man with some battery-operated device.
Miranda: You haven't met 'The Rabbit.'
Samantha: Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called 'The Horse.'
Samantha: (about the Turtle) Once we get the breath under control, I'm going to take him shopping for a whole new wardrobe. He's a cute little fixer-upper!
Carrie: Sweetheart, he's a man, not a brownstone.
Carrie: I just love Sleeping Beauty! The music, the sets, the costumes. It's so romantic!
Stanford: You only like it because she sleeps for a hundred years and doesn't age.
Miranda: What's the big deal? In 50 years men are going to be obsolete anyway. Already, you can't talk to them, you don't need them to have sex with anymore as I've pleasnatly discovered.
Samantha: Uh oh, sounds like somebody just got their first vibrator.
Miranda: Not first - ultimate, and I think I'm in love.
Carrie: My Zen teacher also said: the only way to true happiness is to live in the moment and not worry about the future. Of course, he died penniless and single.