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Sex and the City: The Turtle and the Hare

Mr. Big tells Carrie that he'll never get married again. Miranda shows Carrie, Samantha, and Charlotte 'the rabbit'. Carrie gets proposed to by Stanford Blatch so he can inherit his family's fortune.

Episode Info

Episode number: 1x9
Airdate: Sunday August 02nd, 1998

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Guest Stars
Chris NothChris Noth
As Mr. Big
Willie GarsonWillie Garson
As Stanford Blatch
Merrill HoltzmanMerrill Holtzman
As Personal Ad Man
Mimi WeddellMimi Weddell
As Stanford's Grandmother
Ric SechrestRic Sechrest
As Brown University Student
Tim WheelerTim Wheeler
As The Turtle

Irma St. PauleIrma St. Paule
As Bored Wedding Guest
Episode Quotes
Stanford: Puberty is a phase - fifteen years of rejection is a lifestyle.

Carrie: I'm not going to replace a man with some battery-operated device.
Miranda: You haven't met 'The Rabbit.'
Samantha: Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called 'The Horse.'

Samantha: (about the Turtle) Once we get the breath under control, I'm going to take him shopping for a whole new wardrobe. He's a cute little fixer-upper!
Carrie: Sweetheart, he's a man, not a brownstone.

Carrie: I just love Sleeping Beauty! The music, the sets, the costumes. It's so romantic!
Stanford: You only like it because she sleeps for a hundred years and doesn't age.

Miranda: What's the big deal? In 50 years men are going to be obsolete anyway. Already, you can't talk to them, you don't need them to have sex with anymore as I've pleasnatly discovered.
Samantha: Uh oh, sounds like somebody just got their first vibrator.
Miranda: Not first - ultimate, and I think I'm in love.

Carrie: My Zen teacher also said: the only way to true happiness is to live in the moment and not worry about the future. Of course, he died penniless and single.

Warning: Sex and the City season 1 episode 9 guide may contain spoilers
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