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Sex and the City :: The Turtle and the Hare (01x09)

Episode Information

Title:

The Turtle and the Hare

Episode #:

01x09

Original Airdate:

Sunday August 02nd, 1998

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Episode Crew
Director:	Michael Fields (1)
Writer:	Nicole Avril Sue Kolinsky

Episode Summary

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Mr. Big tells Carrie that he'll never get married again. Miranda shows Carrie, Samantha, and Charlotte 'the rabbit'. Carrie gets proposed to by Stanford Blatch so he can inherit his family's fortune.

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Guest Stars

Guest Stars
•Chris Noth	played	Mr. Big	Recurring (7th appearance)
•Willie Garson	played	Stanford Blatch	Recurring (5th appearance)
•Haviland Morris	played	Brooke
•Merrill Holtzman	played	Personal Ad Man
•Mimi Weddell	played	Stanford's Grandmother
•Ric Sechrest	played	Brown University Student
•Sebastian Roché	played	Jerry
•Tim Wheeler	played	The Turtle
Uncredited
•Irma St. Paule	played	Bored Wedding Guest

Episode Quotes

Stanford: Puberty is a phase - fifteen years of rejection is a lifestyle.

Carrie: I'm not going to replace a man with some battery-operated device.
Miranda: You haven't met 'The Rabbit.'
Samantha: Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called 'The Horse.'

Samantha: (about the Turtle) Once we get the breath under control, I'm going to take him shopping for a whole new wardrobe. He's a cute little fixer-upper!
Carrie: Sweetheart, he's a man, not a brownstone.

Carrie: I just love Sleeping Beauty! The music, the sets, the costumes. It's so romantic!
Stanford: You only like it because she sleeps for a hundred years and doesn't age.

Miranda: What's the big deal? In 50 years men are going to be obsolete anyway. Already, you can't talk to them, you don't need them to have sex with anymore as I've pleasnatly discovered.
Samantha: Uh oh, sounds like somebody just got their first vibrator.
Miranda: Not first - ultimate, and I think I'm in love.

Carrie: My Zen teacher also said: the only way to true happiness is to live in the moment and not worry about the future. Of course, he died penniless and single.

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