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Miranda breaks it off with her Catholic boyfriend, Samantha falls in love with the perfect man, so she thinks, and Carrie is introduced to Big's mother, making her wonder where their relationship is headed.
Miranda: I was once with a guy the size of one of those little miniature golf pencils. I couldn't tell if he was trying to fuck me or erase me.
Carrie: So you think the water serves as a retro baptism kind of thing?
Miranda: Beats me? If I'd known he was Catholic I never would've have gone out with him in the first place. They should make them where a sign.
Samantha: Ladies, I have an announcement, but, please, don't laugh.
Samantha: I'm in love.
Carrie: Samantha, uttering those words to us, was an event as unfathomable as Moses parting the Red Sea.
Miranda: Here they come, let's make a break for it.
Carrie: No, they saw me, I can't just pray and run.
Big: What relgion are you?
Carrie: I'm no one in particular; I'm open to all.
Big: Kinda like a seven eleven?