Miranda: I was once with a guy the size of one of those little miniature golf pencils. I couldn't tell if he was trying to fuck me or erase me.
Carrie: So you think the water serves as a retro baptism kind of thing?
Miranda: Beats me? If I'd known he was Catholic I never would've have gone out with him in the first place. They should make them where a sign.
Samantha: Ladies, I have an announcement, but, please, don't laugh.
Samantha: I'm in love.
Carrie: Samantha, uttering those words to us, was an event as unfathomable as Moses parting the Red Sea.
Miranda: Here they come, let's make a break for it.
Carrie: No, they saw me, I can't just pray and run.
Big: What relgion are you?
Carrie: I'm no one in particular; I'm open to all.
Big: Kinda like a seven eleven?