Carrie: (Voiceover) Miranda was a huge fan of the Yankees. I was a huge fan of being anywhere you could smoke and drink at two in the afternoon without judgment.
Charlotte: Oh God, seeing someone for the first time [after you break up] is the worst. You never know how to act.
Carrie: Yeah, and then there's the vomit.
James: And how are the most beautiful women in Manhattan?
Miranda: If I see them, I'll ask.
Charlotte: It takes half the total time you went out with someone to get over them.
Carrie: I always like a good math solution to any love problem.
Miranda: How did it happen that four such smart women have nothing to talk about but boyfriends? It's like seventh grade with bank accounts.
Samantha: Why are we sitting all the way up here?
Carrie: Its the only place I can smoke without Giuliani putting me away for ten years.
Carrie: If Big had any class he would've moved away. I was here first.
Samantha: (as a ball player walks in front of them) Did you see that bulge?
Miranda: Umm, he was wearing a cup.
Samantha: Well honey, his cup runneth over.