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Carrie dates a bunch of freaks until she meets Ben. However, she ruins their relationship when she turns into a freak. Samantha goes on her first date with Harrison, Charlotte dates Mitchell Sailor, a.k.a. "Mr. Pussy", and Miranda quits dating all together.
Miranda: Whatever happened to aging gracefully?
Carrie: It got old.
Samantha: Going down, giving head -
Carrie: Eating out -
Miranda: I never understood that. Shouldn't it be "eating in"?
Carrie: (Voiceover) The reality was, the only thing that went down with any regularity on Charlotte's dates was a Gold American Express card.
Carrie: (Voiceover) When Charlotte really liked somebody she said their whole name. It helped her picture their future monogrammed towels.
Miranda: Orgasm? A major thing in a relationship?
Charlotte: Yeah, but not the only thing. I mean, orgasms don't send you Valentine's day cards and they don't hold your hand in a sad movie.
Carrie: Mine do.
Samantha: Is he that bad in bed?
Miranda: No. He's just ... he's a guy. He can rebuild a jet engine but when it comes to a woman ... What's the big mystery? It's my clitoris, not the Sphinx.
Miranda: I'm sorry, if a man is over thirty and single, there's something wrong with him. It's Darwinian. They're being weeded out or propogating the species.
Carrie: Okay, well, what about us?
Miranda: We're just choosy.
Miranda: You can tell everything about a person by who their friends are.
Miranda: I'm sorry, if a man is over thirty and single, there's something wrong with him. It's Darwinian.
Darwinian is a term used to represent the ideas of Charles Darwin that surrounded evolution related to the process of natural selection.