Big: I know your friends fine. Charlotte is the brunette, Miranda is the redhead and Samantha is trouble.
Miranda: If 85% [of men] aren't circumsized, that means I've only slept with 15% of the population, tops.
Carrie: Wow, you're practically a virgin!
Carrie: I'm at Big's.
Miranda: You're at Big's? You and I are having dinner tonight!
Carrie: Well, he got this veal ...
Miranda: You blew me off for a piece of politically incorrect meat?
Samantha: What's your age ceiling for men?
Samantha: Factor in millions and millions of dollars.
Samantha: Well, I just met the cutest older man.
Carrie: How old, fifty, sixty? Sweetie is he on medicare?
Samantha: I'm guessing seventy-two, a young seventy-two.
Carrie: You've never called me your girlfriend before?
Big: Of course I have, just not to your face.