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Carrie attempts to leave items at Big's but he returns them to her. Miranda's gynecologist tells her that one of her ovaries stopped producing eggs. Samantha tries to get revenge on the one guy that broke her heart, but her plan backfires, and Charlotte can't figure out if her boyfriend is 'gay-straight' or 'straight-gay'.
Charlotte: I am so confused. Is he gay or is he straight?
Carrie: Well, it's not that simple anymore. The real question is, is he a straight gay man or is he a gay straight man?
Carrie: (voiceover) The gay straight man was a new strain of heterosexual male spawned in Manhattan as the result of overexposure to fashion, exotic cuisine, musical theatre and antique furniture.
Samantha: Relationships have been on the decline ever since women came out of the cave, looked around and said, "this isn't so bad."
Charlotte: I have never done a number two at a boyfriend's place.
Samantha: Honey, you're so uptight, you need to do a number seven.
Doctor: Your right ovary has stopped producing eggs.
Miranda: Is it possible it's just on strike?
Samantha: I never leave underwear at a guy's place because I never see it again.
Charlotte: What happens to it?
Samantha: Nothing; I just never go back.
Carrie: Doesn't that get a little expensive, disposing of lingerie every time you sleep with a guy?
Samantha: That's why I stopped wearing underwear on dates.
Miranda: And that's why I'm never borrowing a dress from you again.