(after Steve suggests that they have sex)
Miranda: I can't tonight, I have chlamydia.
Charlotte: Do you think I'm a whore?
Samantha: Oh please, if you're a whore, what does that make me?
Samantha: They practically chased me with torches like I was Fuckenstein!
Carrie: Wow! It's like a Danielle Steele novel in here!
Aidan: From a writer, I'm pretty sure that's an insult.