Steve: Oh come on, I want a baby. It would be fun.
Miranda: It's not like owning a foosball table, Steve.
Charlotte: Did you know I read that if you don't have sex for a year, you can actually become re-virginized?
Carrie: And, I would imagine, quite frisky.
Carrie: So you're "everything but" girl.
Charlotte: I like to think of it as "kissing with extras."
Carrie: How very ninth grade of you.
Charlotte: Oh my god! Vagina weights!
Samantha: Honey, my vagina waits for no man.
Charlotte: Listen to this: sometime in the ten years before menopause, you may experience symptoms including all-month long PMS, fluid retention, insomnia, depression, hot flashes or irregular periods.
Carrie: On the plus side, people start to give up their seats for you on the bus.
Miranda: I do not want [a baby] eventually and my clock is running out ... I mean, I've only got like a million viable eggs left.
Carrie: Three hundred of which we just killed with those martinis at lunch.
Charlotte: Do you have another?
Carrie: Ladies, I am not Tampax central. Put on list: buy tampons.
Charlotte: Well, I have them at home but they won't fit in my Kate Spade purse.
Miranda: Wow—Kate must have a tiny vagina.
Charlotte: How old were you [when you lost your virginity]?
Carrie: Eleventh grade. Seth Bateman. His smelly rec room. Half a joint, three thrusts, finito.
Carrie: And P.S. - it was on the ping pong table.