Guy: This floor's non smoking!
Carrie: I have an addiction, sir!
Miranda: Why didn't you just get an automatic?
Carrie: I love this car! It goes with my outfit.
Charlotte: So how are you?
Carrie: I'm good. How are you?
Carrie: I told Aidan about the affair and he broke up with me.
Charlotte: Trey and I never had sex on our honeymoon.
Carrie: You win. So. Should we get more coffee or should we get two guns and kill ourselves?
Samantha: I've got something to make you feel better.
Carrie: Oh! Dildos before 10 am! I'm all perked up!