Jim: I'm an engineer now.
Carrie: On the railroad?
Charlotte: How did he...
Miranda: Heart attack. At the gym.
Carrie: See? This is why I don't work out.
Samantha: Hey, you almost masturbated, he almost got it up, together you almost had sex.
Charlotte: We've been trying, you know, to...
Charlotte: Whatever. And it's just not...
Samantha: Getting big and hard?
Carrie: What is this, dirty Mad Libs?