Miranda: He kind of ... licked my butt.
Samantha: Be specific. Do you mean the cheeks, or ... ?
Miranda: It was more localized than that.
Carrie: Wait a minute. Are we ... are we talking tookus lingus?
Carrie: How did this happen? How did they get the message that the ass is now on the menu?
Miranda: I bet there's one loud-mouthed guy who found some woman who loved it and told everyone 'women LOVE this!'
Carrie: Who is this guy?
Miranda: Who's the woman who loved it?
Samantha: Don't knock it 'till you've tried it!
Charlotte: I promise I won't become one of those mothers who can only talk about diaper genies.
Samantha: What the hell is a diaper genie?
Carrie: I don't know ... someone you hire to change a kid's diaper?
Carrie: I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.