Carrie: The only thing that I have ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess. And several little fires.
Carrie: Yes, I'd like a cheeseburger, please, large fries and a cosmopolitan.
Trey: She's expecting us. If we miss the orchid show she'll be devastated.
Charlotte: Then I guess we'll just have to have sex at your mother's.
Trey: People having sex in Connecticut? There's a first time for everything.