(after answering the phone)
Samantha: Well, it's about fucking time! Come over here and do me!
Carrie: Is that your standard greeting now?
Stanford: I saw the way you were behaving. You're sleeping with the beautiful man!
Carrie: The beautiful man is gay.
Stanford: Damn! An accent always throws me.
Miranda: Why don't straight men have bodies like this?
Carrie: Because gay men have the possibility of sex at the gym. If straight men had that they'd be working out all the time too.
Samantha: I've had sex at the gym.
Carrie: See? Samantha's doing her part to motivate the masses!