Episode Quotes
Carrie: I've spent $40,000 on shoes and I have no place to live? I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!
Samantha: Roger, honey, you've seen my bush. We're a little past acting coy.
Miranda: I'm telling you: the fat ass, the farting - it's ridiculous. I am un-fuckable. And I have never been so horny in my entire life. That's why you're supposed to be married when you're pregnant, as somebody is obligated to have sex with you.
Carrie: I'm homeless! I'll be a bag lady! A Fendi bag lady, but a bag lady!!