Carrie: So you're a pessimist, right?
Miranda: Have we met?
Carrie: Men who are good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.
Samantha: My friends don't believe you.
Richard: Am I dating your friends?
Samantha: With your track record I wouldn't put it past you.
Miranda: He has to get baptized and wear a dress.
Carrie: Baby's first drag show!