Miranda: I had to walk all the way from the subway in these heels. My feet are killing me.
Steve: Why didn't you just carry them and wear sneakers like everyone else?
Miranda: Stop. You can take me out of Manhattan but you can't take me out of my shoes.
Smith: Are you sure you want to do this?
Samantha: It worked for Paris Hilton. I need to set the record straight - literally!
Carrie: Trouble! Elizabeth Taylor just got her period.
Carrie: Mmm hmm, backstage. That time of the month.
Miranda: I thought she looked a little bloated.
Stanford: And she was so bitchy earlier.