Episode Quotes
Sherlock: You took your time.
John: Yeah, I didn't do the shopping.
Sherlock: What? Why not?
John: Because I had a row in the shop with a chip and pin machine.
Sherlock: You had a row with a machine?
John: Sort of. It sat there and I shouted abuse.
John: Is that my computer?
Sherlock: Of course.
John: What?
Sherlock: Mine was in the bedroom.
John: What, and you couldn't be bothered to get up? It's password protected.
Sherlock: In a manner of speaking. Took me less than a minute to guess yours. Not exactly Fort Knox.
Sherlock: I said could you pass me a pen?
John: What, when?
Sherlock: About an hour ago.
John: Didn't notice I'd gone out then?
John: Where are we headed?
Sherlock: I need to ask some advice.
John: What? Sorry?
Sherlock: You heard me perfectly; I'm not saying it again.
John: You need advice.
DI Dimmock: Your friend...
John: Listen, whatever you say, I'm behind you 100%
DI Dimmock: He's an arrogant sod.
John: Well, that was mild. People say a lot worse than that.
Sherlock: I'd stick with the pasta. Don't want to be doing roast pork, not if you're slicing up cadavers.
Molly Hooper: What are you having?
Sherlock: Don't eat when I'm working. Digesting slows me down.
DI Dimmock: Anything else I can do? To assist you, I mean.
Sherlock: Some silence right now would be marvelous.
Sherlock: I need some air. We're going out tonight.
John: Actually, I've got a date.
Sherlock: What?
John: It's where two people who like each other go out and have fun.
Sherlock: That's what I was suggesting.
John: No, it wasn't. At least I hope not.
Sherlock: I need your help.
John: I do have a couple of other things on my mind this evening.
Sherlock: Like what?
John: You are kidding.
Sherlock: What's so important?
John: Sherlock, I'm right in the middle of a date. You want me to chase some killer while I...
Sherlock: What?
John: While I'm trying to get off with Sarah. (Sarah walks up) Hey... ready?
Shan: A book is like a magic garden carried in your pocket.
John: I'm not Sherlock Holmes!
Shan: I don't believe you.
Sherlock: You should, you know. Sherlock Holmes is nothing at all like him. How would you describe me, John? Resourceful? Dynamic? Enigmatic?
John: Late?
Sherlock: We'll just slip off. No need to mention us in your report.
DI Dimmock: Mr. Holmes...
Sherlock: I have high hopes for you, Inspector, a glittering career.
DI Dimmock: If I go where you point me.
Sherlock: Exactly.