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$#*! My Dad Says: Corn Star

When the homeowners' association president complains that the corn stalks in Ed's garden are too tall, Ed harnesses his anger by running for president himself. Also, Vince is torn when he gets propositioned by his secret celebrity crush.

Source: CBS

Episode Info

Episode number: 1x14
Airdate: Thursday January 20th, 2011

Alternate Airdates:

UK (Channel 5 +24) Jun 07, 2011
NL (Veronica) Nov 01, 2011

  • Currently 5.7/10
5.7/10 (7 Votes cast)
Guest Stars
Jean SmartJean Smart
As Rosemary Pernworth
Kate HuffmanKate Huffman
As Jeanine
Ken TakemotoKen Takemoto
As Old Man
Rachael HarrisRachael Harris
As Soledad Cho
Main Cast
William ShatnerWilliam Shatner
As Ed Goodson
Will SassoWill Sasso
As Vince
Episode Quotes
Ed: Those are muffins, not Girls Gone Wild. Staring at them is not gonna get them to lift up their shirts and go, "Whoo!"

Ed: The Internet? You know, it makes you sound smart even if you're an idiot. It's like having an English accent.

Soledad Cho: Good evening, I'm Soledad Cho. Panties have the night off.
Vince: Wow, that's one hell of a lead story.
Soledad Cho: We take you now to a couch, where a large man is about to enter...
Vince: Okay, Soledad, Soledad. You're moving kinda fast.
Soledad Cho: Oh, I'm an action news reporter. If you wanted to take it slow, you should have put Morley Safer on your list.
Vince: The problem is I'm married. And I'm starting to have some second... [She jumps to his lap] Wow, and that's the way it is. Look, Soledad, it's just that...
Soledad Cho: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to cut you off. Yeah, we're ready to go live to the scene of my boobs.

Other Episode Crew

CreatorDavid Kohan  |  Max Mutchnick  |  Justin Halpern  |  Patrick Schumacker
Executive ProducerDavid Kohan  |  Max Mutchnick
Co-Executive ProducerJeff Astrof  |  Patrick Schumacker  |  Justin Halpern
Supervising ProducerMichael Lisbe  |  Nate Reger
ProducerTim Kaiser
Consulting ProducerLaura Kightlinger  |  Chris Kelly (1)
Executive ConsultantJonathan Goldstein (2)
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