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$#*! My Dad Says: Ed Goes to Court

Ed wants to put the brakes on his pursuit of Rosemary after she says she would like to be romanced. Also, Vince and Henry have a "'Stache-Off" to see who can grow a mustache faster.

Source: CBS

Episode Info  

Episode number: 1x15
Airdate: Thursday January 27th, 2011

Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Jeff Astrof

Alternate Airdates:

UK (Channel 5 +24) Jun 14, 2011
NL (Veronica) Nov 08, 2011

Guest Stars
Craig Morgan (1)Craig Morgan (1)
As Craigery
Jean SmartJean Smart
As Rosemary Pernworth
Kurt ElaKurt Ela
As Policeman
Bob LarkinBob Larkin
As Irving
Don LakeDon Lake
As Marvin
Tila NguyenTila Nguyen
As Ting-Ting
Main Cast
William ShatnerWilliam Shatner
As Ed Goodson
Will SassoWill Sasso
As Vince
Episode Quotes
Ed: Oh, my God. What the hell happened to Paula Abdul? She looks terrible.
Henry: Dad, that's Steven Tyler.
Ed: Oh. He looks good. Oh, my God, what happened to Oprah? She looks terrible.
Bonnie: That's Randy Jackson.
Ed: Oh. He looks good.

Rosemary Pernworth: I need to be courted.
Ed: Hey, listen, I've been married three times. And each one of them took me to court. I'm done courting.
Rosemary Pernworth: Well, I still believe in romance. Ed, I'm not gonna just go upstairs with someone I barely know just to have some fun for a couple of hours.
Ed: Couple of hours? You planning on watching a movie afterwards?

Ed: You're a woman, right?
Bonnie: Well, if I'm not, I'm wasting a lot of money at the gynecologist.

Ed: I'm not paying $100 for a pair of pants that are ripped.
Craigery: They're not ripped. They're distressed. It makes them cost more.
Ed: In that case, I'm wearing an $80 pair of underwear.

Other Episode Crew

CreatorDavid Kohan  |  Max Mutchnick  |  Justin Halpern  |  Patrick Schumacker
Executive ProducerDavid Kohan  |  Max Mutchnick
Co-Executive ProducerJeff Astrof  |  Patrick Schumacker  |  Justin Halpern
Supervising ProducerMichael Lisbe  |  Nate Reger
ProducerTim Kaiser
Consulting ProducerLaura Kightlinger  |  Chris Kelly (1)
Executive ConsultantJonathan Goldstein (2)
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