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$#*! My Dad Says: Ed Goes to Court

Ed wants to put the brakes on his pursuit of Rosemary after she says she would like to be romanced. Also, Vince and Henry have a "'Stache-Off" to see who can grow a mustache faster.

Source: CBS

Episode Info

Episode number: 1x15
Airdate: Thursday January 27th, 2011

Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Jeff Astrof

Alternate Airdates:

UK (Channel 5 +24) Jun 14, 2011
NL (Veronica) Nov 08, 2011

  • Currently 8/10
8/10 (6 Votes cast)
Guest Stars
Craig Morgan (1)
As Craigery
Jean Smart
As Rosemary Pernworth
Kurt Ela
As Policeman
Bob Larkin
As Irving
Don Lake
As Marvin
Tila Nguyen
As Ting-Ting
Main Cast
William Shatner
As Ed Goodson
Will Sasso
As Vince
Episode Quotes
Ed: Oh, my God. What the hell happened to Paula Abdul? She looks terrible.
Henry: Dad, that's Steven Tyler.
Ed: Oh. He looks good. Oh, my God, what happened to Oprah? She looks terrible.
Bonnie: That's Randy Jackson.
Ed: Oh. He looks good.

Rosemary Pernworth: I need to be courted.
Ed: Hey, listen, I've been married three times. And each one of them took me to court. I'm done courting.
Rosemary Pernworth: Well, I still believe in romance. Ed, I'm not gonna just go upstairs with someone I barely know just to have some fun for a couple of hours.
Ed: Couple of hours? You planning on watching a movie afterwards?

Ed: You're a woman, right?
Bonnie: Well, if I'm not, I'm wasting a lot of money at the gynecologist.

Ed: I'm not paying $100 for a pair of pants that are ripped.
Craigery: They're not ripped. They're distressed. It makes them cost more.
Ed: In that case, I'm wearing an $80 pair of underwear.

Other Episode Crew

CreatorDavid Kohan  |  Max Mutchnick  |  Justin Halpern  |  Patrick Schumacker
Executive ProducerDavid Kohan  |  Max Mutchnick
Co-Executive ProducerJeff Astrof  |  Patrick Schumacker  |  Justin Halpern
Supervising ProducerMichael Lisbe  |  Nate Reger
ProducerTim Kaiser
Consulting ProducerLaura Kightlinger  |  Chris Kelly (1)
Executive ConsultantJonathan Goldstein (2)
Warning: $#*! My Dad Says season 1 episode 15 guide may contain spoilers
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