Ed: My clam chowder's like a good woman! Hot, little chunky in the bottom, and goes down easy.
Bonnie: I thought that's what you said about flan.
Ed: No, no. Flan is like a good woman... Because it's sweet, jiggly, and cheapest in Mexico.
Ed: We had an argument. She thinks guns are dangerous.
Bonnie: Well, they are dangerous.
Ed: Only if you don't know how to use them. Every guy has a penis. Not every woman has an orgasm.