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$#*! My Dad Says: Lock and Load

With a burglar on the loose in their neighborhood, Ed wants to use his prized gun for protection, but Rosemary shoots down the idea. Also, Vince and Bonnie look for some extra help during their trip to a fertility clinic.

Source: CBS

Episode Info

Episode number: 1x17
Airdate: Thursday February 10th, 2011

Alternate Airdates:

UK (Channel 5 +24) Jun 28, 2011
NL (Veronica) Nov 22, 2011

  • Currently 7/10
7/10 (7 Votes cast)
Guest Stars
Jean SmartJean Smart
As Rosemary Pernworth
Brian HerskowitzBrian Herskowitz
As Male Voice
Marcy RylanMarcy Rylan
As Rebecca
Pete FlynnPete Flynn
As Burglar
Main Cast
William Shatner
As Ed Goodson
Will Sasso
As Vince
Episode Quotes
Ed: My clam chowder's like a good woman! Hot, little chunky in the bottom, and goes down easy.
Bonnie: I thought that's what you said about flan.
Ed: No, no. Flan is like a good woman... Because it's sweet, jiggly, and cheapest in Mexico.

Ed: We had an argument. She thinks guns are dangerous.
Bonnie: Well, they are dangerous.
Ed: Only if you don't know how to use them. Every guy has a penis. Not every woman has an orgasm.

Other Episode Crew

CreatorDavid Kohan  |  Max Mutchnick  |  Justin Halpern  |  Patrick Schumacker
Executive ProducerDavid Kohan  |  Max Mutchnick
Co-Executive ProducerJeff Astrof  |  Patrick Schumacker  |  Justin Halpern
Supervising ProducerMichael Lisbe  |  Nate Reger
ProducerTim Kaiser
Consulting ProducerLaura Kightlinger  |  Chris Kelly (1)
Executive ConsultantJonathan Goldstein (2)
Warning: $#*! My Dad Says season 1 episode 17 guide may contain spoilers
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