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$#*! My Dad Says Episode Guide

1 :01x01 - Pilot

First aired: Sep/23/2010
Writer: David Kohan, Max Mutchnick, Justin Halpern, Patrick Schumacker
Director: James Burrows
Guest star: Tim Bagley (Tim), Steve Sandoval (Delivery man), Yara Shahidi (Girl scout)



2 :01x02 - Wi-Fight

First aired: Sep/30/2010
Writer: Jeff Astrof
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Ian Wolterstorff (Mark)

Henry takes matters into his own hands when Ed refuses to allow a wireless Internet connection to be installed in the house. Meanwhile, Vince convinces Bonnie to allow Ed, a retired doctor, to examine her breasts.



3 :01x03 - The Truth About Dads & Moms

First aired: Oct/07/2010
Writer: Erin Ehrlich
Director: Rob Schiller
Guest star: Sam Pancake (Lawrence), Tim Bagley (Tim), Tasha Marie Dixon (Tigre Ramirez), Chris Erric Maddox (Cowboy #1), Barry Brisco (Cowboy #2)

Still resentful that his father didn't take responsibility for his parent's divorce years ago, Henry is outraged when Ed refuses to be blamed for getting a DMV employee fired.



4 :01x04 - Code Ed

First aired: Oct/14/2010
Writer: Nate Reger, Michael Lisbe
Director: Rob Schiller
Guest star: Megan Blake Stevenson (Amy), Stephanie Faracy (Marla), Hong Chau (DeeJay), Shawn Carter Peterson (Waiter)

Ed tries to save Henry from the embarrassment of being rejected while they are on a double date. Meanwhile, Vince and Bonnie come up with an ad campaign for their real estate business.



5 :01x05 - Not Without My Jacket

First aired: Oct/21/2010
Writer: Justin Halpern, Patrick Schumaker
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Barry Karas (The other Ed), Brooklyn Sudano (Zoey), Bobby Stephenson (Steve (as Bob Stephenson)), Paula Cale (Shelley (as Paula Cale-Lisbe)), Preston Jones (Josh)

Ed tries to teach Henry a lesson about borrowing his clothes, however, his plan backfires when he inadvertently lends Henry’s jacket to a friend. Meanwhile, Vince regrets asking Bonnie to tell him all the juicy details about a previous relationship.



6 :01x06 - Easy, Writer

First aired: Oct/28/2010
Writer: Jeff Astrof
Director: Rob Schiller
Guest star: Vincent Ventresca (Samson), Todd Stashwick (Dickey Todd), Rebecca Creskoff (Chloe), Anne Martin (Utis Flortzzzengerp)

Ed is embarrassed by an article Henry writes about him; Bonnie and Vince make friends with an ''it'' couple.



7 :01x07 - Dog Ed Pursuit

First aired: Nov/04/2010
Writer: Jeff Astrof
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Missi Pyle (Katie Palmer), Zibby Allen (Donna)

Vince is jealous when Ed bonds with his dog. Meanwhile, Henry agrees to go on a date with Katie, Vince and Bonnie's crazy boss, in order to get them a real estate listing.



8 :01x08 - The Manly Thing to Do

First aired: Nov/11/2010
Writer: Patrick Schumacker, Justin Halpern
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Tim Bagley (Tim), John Mahoney (Wally Durham), Don Perry (Ripplinger), Sam Pancake (Lawrence)



9 :01x09 - Make a WISiH

First aired: Nov/18/2010
Writer: Jeff Astrof
Director: Bob Schiller
Guest star: Kulap Vilaysack (Woman), Billy Pollina (Man), Kabin Thomas (George), Nicole Andrews (Amanda), Tim Bagley (Tim), Cybill Shepherd (Charlotte Ann Robinson)

Bonnie and Vince make a risky career move after seeing a life coach, and when a furious Ed confronts the motivational speaker, his heart gets some romantic motivation.



10 :01x10 - You Can't Handle the Truce

First aired: Dec/09/2010
Writer: David Katz
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Charles Robinson (Mr. Campbell), Kali Rocha (Roberta)

Ed is embarrassed by an article Henry writes about him; Bonnie and Vince make friends with an ''it'' couple.



11 :01x11 - Family Dinner for Schmucks

First aired: Dec/16/2010
Writer: Chris Kelly
Director: Rob Schiller
Guest star: Alex Enriquez (Charlie), Melissa Greenspan (Announcer (V.O.)), Keith Arthur Bolden (Adult Braces), Tiley Chao (Woman), John Griggs (Charlie), Nicholas Logan (Gary), Margo Harshman (Kim), Andrew J. West (Dr. Ted Barron), Todd Stashwick (Dickey Todd)

Bonnie tries to start a tradition of family dinners, but it makes the men lose their appetites. Also, Ed befriends a new hot shot doctor at the hospital and wishes Henry could be more like him.



12 :01x12 - Goodson Goes Deep

First aired: Jan/06/2011
Writer: Jonathan Goldstein
Director: Steve Zuckerman
Guest star: Jake Short (Timmy), Jennifer Aspen (Mary), Michael Bunin (Bob), Curtis Armstrong (Carl)

Ed gets thrown a curveball when baseball memorabilia that he wants is sold to someone else. Also, Vince and Bonnie's new living situation with Ed and Henry makes their baby-making efforts more work than romance.



13 :01x13 - The Better Father

First aired: Jan/13/2011
Writer: Jeff Astrof
Director: Peter Bonerz
Guest star: Tim Bagley (Tim), Ed Begley, Jr. (Terry)

When Bonnie and Vince learn that their first wedding wasn't legal, they plan a new ceremony, but Ed wants to break-up with them when he finds out that Bonnie's father is coming.



14 :01x14 - Corn Star

First aired: Jan/20/2011
Writer: Patrick Schumacker, Justin Halpern
Director: Peter Bonerz
Guest star: Ken Takemoto (Old Man), Kate Huffman (Jeanine), Steve Paymer (Stu), Rachael Harris (Soledad Cho), Jean Smart (Rosemary Pernworth)

When the homeowners' association president complains that the corn stalks in Ed's garden are too tall, Ed harnesses his anger by running for president himself. Also, Vince is torn when he gets propositioned by his secret celebrity crush.



15 :01x15 - Ed Goes to Court

First aired: Jan/27/2011
Writer: Jeff Astrof
Director: Ted Wass
Guest star: Kurt Ela (Policeman), Craig Morgan (Craigery), Bob Larkin (Irving), Tila Nguyen (Ting-Ting), Don Lake (Marvin), Jean Smart (Rosemary Pernworth)

Ed wants to put the brakes on his pursuit of Rosemary after she says she would like to be romanced. Also, Vince and Henry have a "'Stache-Off" to see who can grow a mustache faster.



16 :01x16 - Well Suitored

First aired: Feb/03/2011
Writer: Nate Reger, Michael Lisbe
Director: Ted Wass
Guest star: Kurt Ela (Policeman), Craig Morgan (Craigery), Cedric Yarbrough (Jimmy), Lee Majors (Don Reger), Missi Pyle (Katie Palmer), Jean Smart (Rosemary Pernworth)

Ed turns green with envy when a millionaire vies for Rosemary's affections. Also, Bonnie and Vince's former boss tries to make amends with an "egg"-centric gift.



17 :01x17 - Lock and Load

First aired: Feb/10/2011
Writer: Chris Kelly
Director: Steve Zuckerman
Guest star: Brian Herskowitz (Male Voice), Pete Flynn (Burglar), Marcy Rylan (Rebecca), Laura Kightlinger (Nancy), Jean Smart (Rosemary Pernworth)

With a burglar on the loose in their neighborhood, Ed wants to use his prized gun for protection, but Rosemary shoots down the idea. Also, Vince and Bonnie look for some extra help during their trip to a fertility clinic.



18 :01x18 - Who's Your Daddy?

First aired: Feb/17/2011
Writer: Steve Gabriel
Director: Steve Zuckerman
Guest star: Tim Bagley (Tim), Camille Grammer (Camille), Riki Lindhome (Laura Griffin), Joel Brooks (Freddy), Todd Sherry (Rob)

Ed's status changes to "confused" when he meets Henry's new Facebook girlfriend and senses a strange connection to her. Also, Bonnie and Vince join a reality television series when they help a reality star go house hunting.