Hannah Murray (Cassie) does not appear in this episode.

Sid: All right, Maxx?
Maxxie: No.
Tony: Why?
Maxxie: Well, Anwar's decided to become a Muslim.
Sid: What, like, more Muslim than he was already?
Maxxie: A bit more Muslim, yeah.

Sid: (to himself) Every time. Every fucking time. "Buy three ounces of weed, Sidney." Oh yes, sir. "Shove a bag of pill up your ass, Sidney." Oh, right away. "Come help me save some random bint." Oh, could I? What have we learned, Sidney? Your friends are shitheads.

Sid: Okay, so the plan is?
Anwar: We get in, rescue her, get out, Sid’s a big hero, Anwar gets his marbles gargled. Simple

Angie: I don’t have sex with my 17 year-old students!
Chris: How old are they normally?

Tony: What happened?
Maxxie: Well, he’s just like, switched about me being, you know-
Tony: Blond?
Maxxie: No.
Tony: Short?
Maxxie: Gay!
Tony: Shall I give you head?
Maxxie: What?
Tony: Might cheer you up.

Maxxie: I sketched an old fat lady.