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Clark and Lois celebrate their bachelor parties, but wake up the next morning with no memories of what happened. As they trace back their steps, they discover that two of their party members are married, Lois bet away her engagement ring, Dr. Hamilton has rhythm, an armored car disappeared into thin air, and Clark has a pet lemur.
Chloe: To the bride and groom. You know, to friends. You two amazing people have been the best friends I could have ever asked for. And... we want you to know that we're here for you, to support you, as you begin your happily ever after adventure. And tonight is all about celebrating you.
Oliver: Tell you what, I'm going to do whatever it takes to get you that ring back, okay? But really, you gotta relax, all right? You're starting to do that twitchy thing again that you do.
Lois: I'm not twitching. There's something stuck in my bra.
Oliver: That's not my territory anymore, all right?
Clark: I can't believe on my first drunken night out, I lose Lois, commit a felony, and I land my friend in jail. So reckless.
Tess: But oddly, Clark, very human.
Fortune: You are an eyeful--like the tower in Paris.
Chloe: You know, in every epic tale there's one person who believes in the hero first. Someone who helps inspire them to greatness. Maybe it wasn't just a fluke with you. I've been thinking that's my true calling. Finding heroes and helping them realize their true potential beyond the reach of Watchtower. You're not alone, Clark Kent. In all my globetrotting, I have met several others like you. A billionaire with high-tech toys and a wondrous woman who is going to throw you for a loop.
Clark: You don't need to explain. I just want you to know that if you're having doubts deep down inside, if you're not 100% sure that this is the right thing to do, I will understand. I'm going to want to marry you in five days or five years.
Lois: That was the perfect thing to say.