Lex: You know, I was only gone for a week... but actually got a little homesick...
Lana: What's so special about Smallville?
Lex: Oh, I don't know... cows... corn fields... wide open spaces...
Lana: I missed you, too.
Lex: You have no idea...
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(Lois and Clark at Graham's party)
Lois and Clark: What are you doing here?!
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(Lex to Lana)
Lex: Now I have more to live for.
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Lana: Actually, I wasn’t your only visitor. Clark stopped by earlier.
Lex: Really?
Lana: ...Yeah.
Lex: It’s too bad it takes a near-death experience to bring old friends together.
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Chloe: (to Clark) You know, Lana's moved on. Maybe it's time you started doing the same thing.
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Clark: I guess this a bad time to ask for a favor?
Chloe: Are you kidding me? The amount of times you saved my butt you can pull a coin from the favor bank anytime you need. What's up?
Clark: Somebody sent me a 50-inch plasma with all the bells and whistles -- forgot to sign the gift card.
Chloe: Clark, that's not a problem. That's winning the Trifecta. When's movie night?
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Lois: (to Graham) Official warning - I'm a third degree black belt. That means I can't be held liable for any funeral costs.
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Clark: Lana has no idea what she's getting herself into.
Chloe: Clark, let me remind you that you broke up with her - that means Lana can date whoever she wants, with or without your written permission.
Clark: I know. But, I still care about her and I don't want to just stand by and watch her get hurt.
Chloe: Look, I hate to be the one to say this but you don't have a choice.
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Graham Garrett: Bad break up? I've had a few of those.
Clark: You're the guy from the courthouse.
Graham Garrett: And, you're a tough man to please! What's the problem? You don't watch TV?
Clark: Wait, you sent that?
Graham Garrett: You saved my life. If it wasn't for Clark Kent, I'd be in a morgue right now with tire tracks across my forehead!
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Graham Garrett: I'm staying in Metropolis, I'll take you out on the town.
Clark: Thanks, but really, I'm okay.
Graham Garrett: You're hanging out in a barn. Alone. In the middle of nowhere. That doesn't seem too okay to me.
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Graham Garrett: You're a lot deeper than I gave you credit for. You must've really loved your ex. Then, what's the problem? Let's get you two back together.
Clark: It's a little late for that.
Graham Garrett: It's never too late.
Clark: It is when she's already with someone else.
Graham Garrett: That might make it more difficult but not impossible. Who's the lucky bastard?
Clark: Someone I used to call my friend.
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Graham Garrett: Quite a sweet tooth you got there!
Lois: Heh, my dentist would agree. I thought you were headin' outta town?
Graham Garrett: I was but I couldn't get a certain someone out of my mind. Someone with a beautiful smile and apparently, a lot of cavities.
Lois: Look, if you think I'm blushing, I'm just a little sunburnt.
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Lois: Hey, you weren't just in my bathroom, were you?
Clark: Lois, I just walked in the apartment.
Lois: Well, that's weird because I could've sworn someone was in there watching me.
Clark: Graham.
Lois: You're blaming Graham? That's pathetic!
Clark: Lois, if you see him, you have to stay away...
Lois: Why is it you feel the need to lob a grenade at every guy that I date?!
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Lois: (to Chloe) And, you know what, to be perfectly honest, I am starting to get a little tired of him thinking I need his approval just to go on a simple date. Can you please tell me why Clark Kent is so obsessed with my love life?
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Lois: Why can't I just meet a decent guy from a decent family who happens not to be a psychopath?
Martha: Oh, Lois. You know, when I was your age, I wasn't dating Prince Charmings, either.
Lois: Really?
Martha: Yeah. I used to attract the dark, mysterious type, too. Until I met Jonathan.
Lois: See, what worries me is that when my Jonathan finally does come around... I'll be looking the other way and I'll miss him completely.
Martha: Well, you have to keep a closer watch. You know, I think we go through these bad relationships for a reason.
Lois: Well, if there's a good reason for all the pain and aggravation, I'm dying to know.
Martha: Maybe you have to get through all the wrong men so you can recognise the right one.
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Chloe: I mean, ask a doctor or a firefighter or anyone in the hero business. You save first and you ask questions later.
Clark: I guess you're right.
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