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| 182 :13x01 - The Ring (Mar/11/2009) | | Kenny has a new girlfriend and her name is Tammy. When the boys find out she's a bit of a slut, they feel the need to tell him. Rather than being upset about it, Kenny is ecstatic. After hearing she's this way because of the Jonas Brothers, Kenny buys two tickets to their next show in Denver. His plans are quickly diminished after the Jonas Brothers give Tammy a purity ring. | | Guest Stars: Milan Agnone as Unknown, John 'Nancy' Hansen (1) as Mr. Slave, Mickey Ramos (2) as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1) Writer: Trey Parker (1) | |
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| 183 :13x02 - The Coon (Mar/18/2009) | | It's dark times in South Park. The economy is slumping and crime is up. When one young citizen decides to take it upon himself to make things right, the Coon is born. A lone vigilante but a symbol of hope in a time of despair. Before long a rival superhero appears known as Mysterion, threatening the Coon's place as the town's symbol. Desperate, and a little pissed off, the Coon will do anything to stop this new hotshot. | Director: Trey Parker (1) Writer: Trey Parker (1) | |
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| 184 :13x03 - Margaritaville (Mar/25/2009) | | The dreadful financial state has everyone worried. Fearful of the angered economy, Randy steps forward offering a solution - live a life that no longer depends on the economy. Before long the town gets behind his economic recovery movement. Meanwhile, Stan attempts to return a margarita maker but soon finds himself traveling to the nation's capitol. | Director: Trey Parker (1) Writer: Trey Parker (1) | |
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| 185 :13x04 - Eat, Pray, Queef (Apr/01/2009) | | Anticipating the conclusion to a Terrance and Phillip cliffhanger, the boys find a nasty April Fools joke waiting for them instead. The prank doesn't go over well, resulting in a furious Cartman and incapacitated Butters. The boys decide they must do something before it happens again. | | Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe | Director: Trey Parker (1) Writer: Trey Parker (1) | |
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| 186 :13x05 - Fishsticks (Apr/08/2009) | | Jimmy is working on his comedy routine and decides to team up with Cartman. They eventually strike gold with a new joke about "fishsticks," and everyone is loving it. Everyone except Kanye West, that is. Meanwhile, one famous comedian begins to take credit for the now immensely popular "fishsticks" joke, much to Cartman's chagrin. | | Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams, Francis Los Feliz as Carlos Mencia | Director: Trey Parker (1) Writer: Trey Parker (1) | |
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| 188 :13x07 - Fatbeard (Apr/22/2009) | Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on Skull Island where they will frolic in crystal clear waterfalls and discover buried treasure. Cartman promises that paradise awaits if they can just get to Somalia.
Source: South Park Studios | Director: Trey Parker (1) Writer: Trey Parker (1) | |
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| 189 :13x08 - Dead Celebrities (Oct/07/2009) | | Constantly tormented by the ghosts of dead celebrities, Ike is stressed and has become increasingly ill. His brother Kyle, along with the boys, seek professional help in an attempt to rid Ike of the famous poltergeists that haunt him. | | Guest Stars: Sebastian Yu as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1) Writer: Trey Parker (1) | |
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| 191 :13x10 - W.T.F. (Oct/21/2009) | The boys have found their new calling in life and they hurry to sign up for the wrestling club. They soon find out the kind of wrestling they teach at school is not the same thing they saw at the WWE. The boy’s wrestling coach has the same problem. He’s been struggling for years to get people to see the difference.
Source: South Park Studios | | Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams | Director: Trey Parker (1) Writer: Trey Parker (1) | |
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| 192 :13x11 - Whale Whores (Oct/28/2009) | Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stan’s big day. There seems to be no end to the senseless killing. Stan takes on the cause to save the dolphins from the Japanese.
Source: South Park Studios | Director: Trey Parker (1) Writer: Trey Parker (1) | |
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| 194 :13x13 - Dances with Smurfs (Nov/11/2009) | Eric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park Elementary’s Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. Cartman is asking the tough questions and gaining followers.
Source: South Park Studios | | Guest Stars: Sebastian Yu as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1) Writer: Trey Parker (1) | |
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| 195 :13x14 - Pee (Nov/18/2009) | Things at the water park are not what they seem. The boy’s fun filled day is about to turn deadly. Events are in play at Splash Town that signal the end of the world is upon us. Cartman tries to warn everyone but no one will listen. Disaster is about to strike and the boys are in a race to survive.
Source: South Park Studios | Director: Trey Parker (1) Writer: Trey Parker (1) | |
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