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Season 1 |
| 1 :01x01 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe (Aug/13/1997) | | Cartman dreams he is abducted by aliens, cows all over South Park are being turned inside out, and Kyle's little brother, Ike, is missing. The boys believe these events are related and are the work of "visitors" - aliens from space. Kyle and Stan resolve to get Ike back, even though Stan is distracted by his crush on Wendy. | | Guest Stars: Franchesca Clifford as Ike Broflovski | | Writers: Trey Parker (1), Matt Stone | | | |
| 2 :01x02 - Volcano (Aug/20/1997) | | The boys go on a hunting trip with Stan's Uncle Jimbo and his friend Ned. Cartman tries to frighten the other boys by pretending to be "Scuzzlebutt," a mysterious Bigfoot-like creature. Meanwhile, they are camping near a dormant volcano that becomes active again, threatening their safety. | | Writers: Trey Parker (1), Matt Stone | | | |
| 3 :01x03 - Weight Gain 4000 (Aug/27/1997) | | Cartman wins an environmental essay contest, but Wendy suspects that he cheated. The town learns that Kathie Lee Gifford will visit South Park to present Cartman's award live on television, which causes Mr. Garrison to seek revenge upon her for something she did to him in the past. As the town prepares for Kathie Lee's arrival, Cartman tries to get in shape for his television appearance. | | Guest Stars: Karri Turner as Kathy Lee Gifford | | Writers: Trey Parker (1), Matt Stone | | | |
| 4 :01x04 - Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride (Sep/03/1997) | | The boys suspect that Stan's new dog, Sparky, is gay. Stan is supposed to be the star quarterback in the South Park Cows football game, but when Sparky runs away, Stan sets out to find him. He meets a man named "Big Gay Al" who accepts Sparky just as he is. Stan must convince Sparky to come home, and make it back to South Park in time to save the game. | | Special Guest Stars: George Clooney as Sparky | | Writers: Trey Parker (1), Matt Stone | | | |
| 5 :01x05 - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig (Sep/10/1997) | | The boys want to breed Kyle's new elephant and Cartman's pot-bellied pig to create a tiny, pot-bellied elephant. They hope to create a terrific pet and win the school science fair. They visit Mephesto, a genetic engineer, for advice, but find that Chef knows best when it comes to breeding. Meanwhile, Stan's sister is making his life a living hell. | | Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe | | Writers: Matt Stone, Trey Parker (1), Dan Sterling | | | |
| 6 :01x06 - Death (Sep/17/1997) | | Stan's grandfather is 102 years old, he's ready to die, and he begs "Billy" (Stan) to kill him. The boys have been watching a lot of the "Terrance and Phillip" show and its potty humor, and when the parents suspect the boys of trying to kill grandpa, they assume it's because the naughty show influenced them. Meanwhile, a nasty case of diarrhea seems to be affecting the town. | | Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe | | Writers: Trey Parker (1), Matt Stone | | | |
| 7 :01x07 - Pinkeye (Oct/29/1997) | | It's Halloween in South Park and a wave of pink eye is going around the town. All the infected people get a strange craving for human brains. As the boys try to do their trick-or-treating, the pink eye zombies are ruining everything, so the boys must do their best to save Halloween. | | Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe | | Writers: Trey Parker (1), Matt Stone, Philip Stark | | | | | | |
| 8 :01x08 - Starvin' Marvin (Nov/19/1997) | | The boys try to help a famine relief effort, and are sent an Ethiopian boy in exchanged for their donation. The government comes to take the boy home, but they take Cartman instead. Meanwhile, it's Thanksgiving, Kenny's family is going hungry, and mutant turkeys are running amok in South Park. | | Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe, Jesse Howell as Starving Marvin | | Writers: Trey Parker (1), Matt Stone | | | |
| 9 :01x09 - Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (Dec/17/1997) | | The kids discover that Kyle is Jewish, and therefore doesn't celebrate Christmas. Kyle suggests he could still participate in the annual Christmas play by singing a song about Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo, but since nobody else believes in talking poo, Kyle is committed to a mental institution. Meanwhile, Christmas is in danger of being completely ruined when the town wipes all the spirituality out of the holiday to avoid offending anyone. | | Guest Stars: Jesse Howell as Ike, Jennifer Howell as Bebe | | Writers: Trey Parker (1), Matt Stone | | | |
| 10 :01x10 - Damien (Feb/04/1998) | | A new student arrives at South Park Elementary, and he seems to be the spawn of Satan. Shunned by the other students, he becomes angry and asks his father to help him get revenge - and pretty soon Jesus and Satan have scheduled a fight. Meanwhile, Cartman is planning his birthday party, but everyone is more interested in the fight between good and evil. | | Special Guest Stars: Michael Buffer as Ring Announcer, | Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe | | Writers: Trey Parker (1), Matt Stone | | | |
| 11 :01x11 - Tom's Rhinoplasty (Feb/11/1998) | | Mr. Garrison takes a leave of absence from school while he gets a nose job. He becomes so good-looking that he can barely handle the attention. While he's gone, the class gets a substitute teacher named Miss Ellen. Wendy thinks Miss Ellen and Stan are attracted to each other, and sets out to sabotage the new teacher's career. | | Special Guest Stars: Natasha Henstridge as Ms. Ellen, | Guest Stars: Toddy Walters as Singing Voice (Uncredited), Jennifer Howell as Bebe | | Writer: Trey Parker (1) | | Songs: Andy Gibb -- Shadow Dancing | | | | | | | | | |
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