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Season 3

Dead Friend Sketch

Oct/09/1999
This episode is a South Park spoof of Monty Python's "Dead Parrot Sketch".

32 :03x01 - Rainforest Schmainforest

Apr/07/1999
As punishment, the boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest to sing with a children's choir. The perky choir director gets them lost among giant bugs and snakes, and Kenny forms a relationship with a girl who lives in another state. The kids experience what the rainforest is really like.
Special Guest Stars: Jennifer Aniston as Miss Stevens |
Guest Stars: El Che Boludo as Costa Rica's President | Toddy Walters as Kelly

Goin' Down To South Park

May/03/1999
This special is a look at behind the scenes of the show South Park.
Guest Stars: Isaac Hayes as Himself | Martin Cendreda as Guy in Tub | Junishi Nishmura as Narrator from "American History" Clip | Deborah Liebling as Herself | Eric Stough as Himself | Bruce Howell as Himself | Matt Stone as Himself | Mary Kay Bergman as Herself
Director: Richard Spiller

33 :03x02 - Spontaneous Combustion

Apr/14/1999
First Kenny, and then dozens of other citizens of South Park, spontaneously combust. The Mayor orders Randy to find a solution, but first he has to determine the cause. Meanwhile Kyle's dad is having trouble getting an erection and the boys think they can help.
Director: Matt Stone

34 :03x03 - The Succubus (a.k.a. Chef's Mama)

Apr/21/1999
The boys don't like Chef's new girlfriend, so when she and Chef announce their engagement, the boys set out to prove she's a succubus. Chef's parents arrive for the wedding, and tell they boys about the time they met the Loch Ness Monster. Cartman visits an evil optometrist who makes his life a living hell.
Guest Stars: Michael Ann Young (1) as Succubus/Veronica
Director: Trey Parker (2)

35 :03x04 - Jakovasaurs

Jun/16/1999
While camping out at Stark's Pond, the boys discover a prehistoric creature. The Department of the Interior claims it is a "Jakovasaur", and wants to breed it to re-establish the species. Once they do, and the creatures are found to be incredibly annoying, everyone wants to get rid of them - except Cartman, who fights to preserve them.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Unknown
Director: Matt Stone

36 :03x05 - Tweek vs. Craig

Jun/23/1999
They boys take a shop class, except for Kenny, who is thrilled to be enrolled in Home Economics. Cartman bets Stan and Kyle that Craig could take Tweek in a fight, and so they try to start a brawl between the two boys to see who would win. Apparently though, neither Tweek nor Craig has any fighting experience. Meanwhile, their shop teacher, Mr. Alder, keeps having a recurring daydream about a woman he once loved.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe | Toddy Walters as Home Economics Teacher | George Brandon as Uncle Corey (Live Action) | Sarah Kane as Grandma (Live Action) | Pam Brady as Woman (Live Action)
Director: Trey Parker (2)

37 :03x06 - Sexual Harassment Panda

Jul/07/1999
The "Sexual Harassment Panda" visits Mr. Garrison's classroom, and the students become hypersensitive to the issue. Soon, everyone is suing everyone, and while Kyle's dad profits off the lawsuits, the school is in financial jeopardy.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe
Director: Eric Stough

38 :03x07 - Cat Orgy (1)

Jul/14/1999
During a big meteor shower, all the parents in town go to a party, so Shelley baby-sits Cartman. Shelley won't take any crap from him, plus, she invites her much-older boyfriend over, which really infuriates Cartman. "Mr. Kitty" is in heat, and goes off in search of a good time.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

39 :03x08 - Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (2) (a.k.a. Melvins)

Jul/21/1999
During the meteor shower, Stan's parents bring him to Mr. Mackey's party, but he is sent to the basement where he is forced to hang out with the dorky kids. He discovers that the ATF is surrounding the party, convinced there is a doomsday cult inside. Meanwhile Stan's dad and Kyle's dad share an intimate moment in the hot tub.
Guest Stars: Pam Brady as Female Guest
Director: Trey Parker (2)

40 :03x09 - Jewbilee (3)

Jul/28/1999
The night of the meteor shower, Kyle invites Kenny to go to with him to "Jewbilee", a camp-out for Jewish kids, and Ike goes to the "Squirts" group. They all make gifts for Moses, but when Moses finally appears he bans Kenny, who's not Jewish. Meanwhile, a bear terrorizes the Squirts.
Guest Stars: Clare McShane as Unknown | Nico Agnone as Squirts
Director: Trey Parker (2)

41 :03x10 - Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

Oct/27/1999
It's Halloween, and a group of 5th graders scare Stan, Kyle, and Kenny. To get even, the boys create a ghost story about Kyle's dead grandmother, and even dig up her corpse for authenticity - until the body disappears. The band Korn helps the boys get to the bottom of the mystery, while Cartman spends Halloween planning out his Christmas wish list.
Guest Stars: Korn as Themselves | Rochelle Leffler (1) as Unknown | Frank Welker as Nibblet (Uncredited)
Director: Trey Parker (2)
Songs: Korn -- Falling Away From Me

42 :03x11 - Chinpokomon

Nov/03/1999
A new fad from Japan called “Chinpokomon” is sweeping South Park, and all the kids want to collect them. They play a Chinpokomon video-game and attend a Chinpokomon convention, but there seems to be a sinister purpose behind it all. The parents try to save their children by inventing fads to distract them.
Guest Stars: Junichi Nishimura as Hirohito (Uncredited) | Saki Miata as Commercial Lady | Milan Agnone as Unknown

43 :03x12 - Hooked on Monkey Fonics

Nov/10/1999
An important spelling bee is coming up, and Cartman's mother tries to prepare him by purchasing "Hooked on Monkey Fonics." During the spelling bee, the boys meet Mark and Rebecca, two local home-schooled children who clearly lack social skills. Mark wants to give public school a try, but learns that sometimes other children aren't so nice, and Kyle develops a crush on Rebecca.
Guest Stars: Ronnie James Dio as Himself
Director: Trey Parker (2)
Songs: Ronnie James Dio -- Holy Diver

44 :03x13 - Starvin' Marvin in Space!

Nov/17/1999
When an alien ship crashes in the African desert, Starvin' Marvin finds it, picks up the South Park boys, and flies to the ship's home planet, Marklar. Starvin' Marvin wants to go back for his people and bring them to Marklar, where there is plenty of food. The CIA is hot on his trail, and a Christian group learns of the aliens and wants to go to Marklar to convert them.
Guest Stars: Michael Ann Young (1) as Sister Hollis/Lady Missionary
Director: Trey Parker (2)

45 :03x14 - The Red Badge of Gayness (a.k.a. War)

Nov/24/1999
When the boys participate in a Civil War reenactment, Cartman chooses to fight on the side of the South and take on the role of General Lee. With all the soldiers rowdy and drunk on schnapps, he tries to change Civil War history and allow the South to win. Stan and Kyle try desperately to stop Cartman's plan.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

46 :03x15 - Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Dec/01/1999
This special Christmas episode of South Park features Mr. Hankey and friends singing holiday songs. Hitler, Satan, Jesus, and a whole group of folks from South Park join in.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

47 :03x16 - Are You There God, It's Me Jesus

Dec/29/1999
Cartman begins bleeding from his ass, thinks he's got his period, and is excited about finally entering puberty. Soon, the other boys begin waiting to have their "periods" too. Meanwhile, the new millennium is approaching and while people are going to see Jesus, they really want to see God. Jesus feels it's up to him to impress everyone, so he promises to host a fabulous New Year's event.
Director: Eric Stough

48 :03x17 - Worldwide Recorder Concert (a.k.a. The Brown Noise)

Jan/12/2000
Mr. Garrison takes his class to Arkansas to perform in a worldwide recorder concert. Cartman spends the bus ride trying to find the "brown noise" - a pitch which causes people to lose bowel control. Once they arrive, Mr. Garrison confronts his father about the lack of molestation in their family, and the boys get in a verbal battle with some kids from New York.
Guest Stars: Giancarlo Ganziano as New York Kid | Andrew Kemler as New York Kid
Director: Eric Stough
Warning: South Park guide may contain spoilers
Classification: Animation
Genre: Adult Cartoons | Comedy
Status: Returning Series
Network: Comedy Central ( USA)
Airs: Wednesdays at 10:00 pm
Runtime: 30 Minutes
Premiere: August 13, 1997
Episode Order: 10
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