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| Dead Friend Sketch (Oct/09/1999) | | This episode is a South Park spoof of Monty Python's "Dead Parrot Sketch". | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
| 35 :03x04 - Jakovasaurs (Jun/16/1999) | | While camping out at Stark's Pond, the boys discover a prehistoric creature. The Department of the Interior claims it is a "Jakovasaur", and wants to breed it to re-establish the species. Once they do, and the creatures are found to be incredibly annoying, everyone wants to get rid of them - except Cartman, who fights to preserve them. | | Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Unknown | Director: Matt Stone Writer: Matt Stone, Trey Parker (1), David Goodman (1) | | | |
| 36 :03x05 - Tweek vs. Craig (Jun/23/1999) | | They boys take a shop class, except for Kenny, who is thrilled to be enrolled in Home Economics. Cartman bets Stan and Kyle that Craig could take Tweek in a fight, and so they try to start a brawl between the two boys to see who would win. Apparently though, neither Tweek nor Craig has any fighting experience. Meanwhile, their shop teacher, Mr. Alder, keeps having a recurring daydream about a woman he once loved. | | Guest Stars: Toddy Walters as Home Economics Teacher, George Brandon as Uncle Corey (Live Action), Sarah Kane as Grandma (Live Action), Pam Brady as Woman (Live Action) | Director: Trey Parker (1) Writer: Trey Parker (1) | | | | | | |
| 38 :03x07 - Cat Orgy (1) (Jul/14/1999) | | During a big meteor shower, all the parents in town go to a party, so Shelley baby-sits Cartman. Shelley won't take any crap from him, plus, she invites her much-older boyfriend over, which really infuriates Cartman. "Mr. Kitty" is in heat, and goes off in search of a good time. | Director: Trey Parker (1) Writer: Trey Parker (1) | | | | | | |
| 40 :03x09 - Jewbilee (3) (Jul/28/1999) | | The night of the meteor shower, Kyle invites Kenny to go to with him to "Jewbilee", a camp-out for Jewish kids, and Ike goes to the "Squirts" group. They all make gifts for Moses, but when Moses finally appears he bans Kenny, who's not Jewish. Meanwhile, a bear terrorizes the Squirts. | | Guest Stars: Clare McChane as Unknown, Nico Agnone as Squirts | Director: Trey Parker (1) Writer: Trey Parker (1) | | | |
| 41 :03x10 - Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery (Oct/27/1999) | | It's Halloween, and a group of 5th graders scare Stan, Kyle, and Kenny. To get even, the boys create a ghost story about Kyle's dead grandmother, and even dig up her corpse for authenticity - until the body disappears. The band Korn helps the boys get to the bottom of the mystery, while Cartman spends Halloween planning out his Christmas wish list. | | Guest Stars: Korn as Themselves, Rochelle Leffler (1) as Unknown, Frank Welker as Nibblet (Uncredited) | Director: Trey Parker (1) Writer: Trey Parker (1) | | | |
| 42 :03x11 - Chinpokomon (Nov/03/1999) | | A new fad from Japan called “Chinpokomon” is sweeping South Park, and all the kids want to collect them. They play a Chinpokomon video-game and attend a Chinpokomon convention, but there seems to be a sinister purpose behind it all. The parents try to save their children by inventing fads to distract them. | | Guest Stars: Junichi Nishimura as Hirohito (Uncredited), Saki Miata as Commercial Lady | Director: Eric Stough, Trey Parker (1) Writer: Trey Parker (1) | | | |
| 43 :03x12 - Hooked on Monkey Fonics (Nov/10/1999) | | An important spelling bee is coming up, and Cartman's mother tries to prepare him by purchasing "Hooked on Monkey Fonics." During the spelling bee, the boys meet Mark and Rebecca, two local home-schooled children who clearly lack social skills. Mark wants to give public school a try, but learns that sometimes other children aren't so nice, and Kyle develops a crush on Rebecca. | | Guest Stars: Ronnie James Dio as Himself | Director: Trey Parker (1) Writer: Trey Parker (1) | | | |
| 44 :03x13 - Starvin' Marvin in Space! (Nov/17/1999) | | When an alien ship crashes in the African desert, Starvin' Marvin finds it, picks up the South Park boys, and flies to the ship's home planet, Marklar. Starvin' Marvin wants to go back for his people and bring them to Marklar, where there is plenty of food. The CIA is hot on his trail, and a Christian group learns of the aliens and wants to go to Marklar to convert them. | | Guest Stars: Michael Ann Young (1) as Sister Hollis/Lady Missionary | Director: Trey Parker (1) Writer: Kyle McCulloch, Matt Stone, Trey Parker (1) | | | |
| 45 :03x14 - The Red Badge of Gayness (a.k.a. War) (Nov/24/1999) | | When the boys participate in a Civil War reenactment, Cartman chooses to fight on the side of the South and take on the role of General Lee. With all the soldiers rowdy and drunk on schnapps, he tries to change Civil War history and allow the South to win. Stan and Kyle try desperately to stop Cartman's plan. | Director: Trey Parker (1) Writer: Trey Parker (1) | | | | | | |
| 47 :03x16 - Are You There God, It's Me Jesus (Dec/29/1999) | | Cartman begins bleeding from his ass, thinks he's got his period, and is excited about finally entering puberty. Soon, the other boys begin waiting to have their "periods" too. Meanwhile, the new millennium is approaching and while people are going to see Jesus, they really want to see God. Jesus feels it's up to him to impress everyone, so he promises to host a fabulous New Year's event. | Director: Eric Stough Writer: Trey Parker (1) | | | | | | |
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