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Season 9
126 :09x01 - Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina (Mar/09/2005)
Mr. Garrison feels like a woman trapped in a man's body, so he gets a sex-change operation, but Mr. Slave doesn't like it at all. Meanwhile, Kyle wants to become tall and black so he can play basketball, and tries to convince his parents to let him get a "negroplasty."
Guest Stars: Hayden Brown as Unknown, Dimitri Mendoza as Unknown, John 'Nancy' Hansen (1) as Mr. Slave
Director: Trey Parker (1)
Writer: Trey Parker (1)
 
127 :09x02 - Die Hippie, Die (Mar/16/2005)
Cartman finally decides to rid the world of hippies once and for all. He goes around town trying to exterminate them, but when the Mayor allows the hippies to hold a Woodstock-like concert in South Park, Cartman's plan becomes a lot more difficult then he originally thought.
Guest Stars: Kyle McCulloch as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (1)
Writer: Trey Parker (1)
Songs: Slayer -- Raining Blood
 
128 :09x03 - Wing (Mar/23/2005)
Upon discovering that Token has an amazing singing voice, the boys want to become his agents so they can collect ten percent of his earnings. Soon, they are representing Wing, who is the wife of the owner of City Wok. The boys travel to California to get her a record deal, but next thing they know, they are in trouble with the Chinese Mafia.
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams, Wing as Herself
Director: Trey Parker (1)
Writer: Trey Parker (1)
 
129 :09x04 - Best Friends Forever (Mar/30/2005)
Kenny gets a new Sony PSP, and Cartman is jealous. When Kenny is hit by a truck, Cartman learns that Kenny left him the Sony PSP in his will. Unfortunately for Cartman, Kenny is now in a vegetative state. Stan and Kyle fight to keep Kenny alive, and Cartman fights to let him die. Meanwhile, Satan's army is trying to take heaven and only Kenny can save it.
Guest Stars: Jonathan Kimmel (1) as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (1)
Writer: Trey Parker (1)
Songs: Isaac Hayes -- Run Fay Run
 
130 :09x05 - The Losing Edge (Apr/06/2005)
The baseball season is ending, and the boys are happy because none of them enjoys the game. When they realize there is a post-season league, they intentionally try to lose so they can stop playing. Randy gets drunk and violent with other parents, but there is one parent he may not be able to intimidate.
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams, Jonathan Kimmel (1) as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (1)
Writer: Trey Parker (1)
Songs: Joe Esposito -- You're the Best
 
131 :09x06 - The Death of Eric Cartman (Apr/13/2005)
The boys have had it with Cartman, and decide to ignore him completely. When everyone joins in, Cartman assumes he must be dead. Thinking that Butters is the only one who can see him, he figures he must repent for all his sins to pass on into the afterlife.
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams
Director: Trey Parker (1)
Writer: Trey Parker (1)
 
132 :09x07 - Erection Day (Apr/20/2005)
Jimmy fears his sudden, uncontrollable erections will prevent him from participating in the school talent show. He goes to Butters for advice, who tells him he must put his penis in a girl's vagina before it will get soft again. Jimmy tries to accomplish this before the talent show begins.
Guest Stars: Connor Villard as Unknown, Eldridge Hudson as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (1)
Writer: Trey Parker (1)
Songs: Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes -- Love Lift Us Up Where We Belong
 
133 :09x08 - Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow (Oct/19/2005)
Stan and Cartman crash a speedboat into a dam, flooding the neighboring town of Beaverton. Since neither of the boys admits what they've done, people blame everything from the president to global warming for the disaster. They spend so much time trying to assign blame, that they have no time to help the citizens of Beaverton.
Director: Trey Parker (1)
Writer: Trey Parker (1)
 
134 :09x09 - Marjorine (Oct/26/2005)
The boys have reason to think that girls can see into the future. They decide that one of them must pretend to be a girl so they can obtain access to the girls' secret information. All they have to do is fake Butters' death, and then re-introduce him to the class as "the new girl." Unfortunately, Mr. and Mrs. Stotch believe their son is really dead.
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams, Jennifer Howell as Bebe, Jessie Thomas as Unknown, Paula Holmberg as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (1)
Writer: Trey Parker (1)
Songs: Justin Timberlake -- Rock Your Body
 
135 :09x10 - Follow That Egg (Nov/02/2005)
The children in Ms. Garrison's class are paired up to practice their parenting skills by taking care of eggs. Ms. Garrison realizes she still has feelings for Mr. Slave, who plans to marry Big Gay Al as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Ms. Garrison, broken-hearted, tries to stop the gay-marriage bill from passing.
Guest Stars: Jessie Thomas as Unknown, Jennifer Howell as Bebe, Jonathan Kimmel (1) as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (1)
Writer: Trey Parker (1)
 
136 :09x11 - Ginger Kids (Nov/09/2005)
Cartman gives an oral report on "Ginger Kids" - kids with red hair, fair skin, and freckles - and convinces the other students to shun them. Due to a little prank, Cartman himself becomes infected with "Gingervitus" and, upset by all the teasing he originally promoted, he convinces ginger kids to follow his lead and fight for "Red Power."
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams
Director: Trey Parker (1)
Writer: Trey Parker (1)
 
137 :09x12 - Trapped in the Closet (Nov/16/2005)
Stan becomes interested in Scientology, and the Scientologists try to convince him he is to be their new leader. Tom Cruise goes into Stan's closet and refuses to come out, and even denies the fact that he's in the closet. Even R. Kelly's desperate pleas won't convince Tom Cruise to come on out. Meanwhile, Stan's involvement in Scientology puts a strain on his friendship with Kyle.
Director: Trey Parker (1)
Writer: Trey Parker (1)
 
138 :09x13 - Free Willzyx (Nov/30/2005)
Fooled by a pair of practical joker sea-life trainers, Kyle convinces the other boys that they need to free a "talking" whale and allow him to be reunited with his family on the moon. The boys' plan to save the whale becomes more complex than they originally thought, and soon they are looking for places to hide the poor creature.
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams
Director: Trey Parker (1)
Writer: Trey Parker (1)
 
139 :09x14 - Bloody Mary (Dec/07/2005)
Stan feels embarrassed when his father is arrested for drunk driving. Meanwhile, a statue of the Virgin Mary bleeds and people from all over embark on pilgrimages to see it, hoping to be healed by its power. Randy believes the bleeding statue can cure him of his alcoholism.
Director: Trey Parker (1)
Writer: Trey Parker (1)
 
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