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1 :01x01 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Aug/13/1997
Cartman dreams he is abducted by aliens, cows all over South Park are being turned inside out, and Kyle's little brother, Ike, is missing. The boys believe these events are related and are the work of "visitors" - aliens from space. Kyle and Stan resolve to get Ike back, even though Stan is distracted by his crush on Wendy.
Guest Stars: Franchesca Clifford as Ike Broflovski

2 :01x02 - Weight Gain 4000

Aug/20/1997
Cartman wins an environmental essay contest, but Wendy suspects that he cheated. The town learns that Kathie Lee Gifford will visit South Park to present Cartman's award live on television, which causes Mr. Garrison to seek revenge upon her for something she did to him in the past. As the town prepares for Kathie Lee's arrival, Cartman tries to get in shape for his television appearance.
Guest Stars: Karri Turner as Kathy Lee Gifford

3 :01x03 - Volcano

Aug/27/1997
The boys go on a hunting trip with Stan's Uncle Jimbo and his friend Ned. Cartman tries to frighten the other boys by pretending to be "Scuzzlebutt," a mysterious Bigfoot-like creature. Meanwhile, they are camping near a dormant volcano that becomes active again, threatening their safety.

4 :01x04 - Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

Sep/03/1997
The boys suspect that Stan's new dog, Sparky, is gay. Stan is supposed to be the star quarterback in the South Park Cows football game, but when Sparky runs away, Stan sets out to find him. He meets a man named "Big Gay Al" who accepts Sparky just as he is. Stan must convince Sparky to come home, and make it back to South Park in time to save the game.
Special Guest Stars: George Clooney as Sparky

5 :01x05 - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

Sep/10/1997
The boys want to breed Kyle's new elephant and Cartman's pot-bellied pig to create a tiny, pot-bellied elephant. They hope to create a terrific pet and win the school science fair. They visit Mephesto, a genetic engineer, for advice, but find that Chef knows best when it comes to breeding. Meanwhile, Stan's sister is making his life a living hell.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe

6 :01x06 - Death

Sep/17/1997
Stan's grandfather turns 102, and all he really wants for his birthday is to die (whether it's by his or someone else's hands), so he begins pestering his grandson (Stan) to kill him, which makes Stan conflicted over whether or not it's okay to assist someone with suicide. Meanwhile, Kyle's mother (named Carol in this episode, though later episodes have her name as Sheila) begins an anti-indecency campaign against Cartoon Central airing the gross-out Canadian show, "Terrence and Phillip."
Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe

7 :01x07 - Pinkeye

Oct/29/1997
An accident at the morgue involving Worchestshire sauce turns Kenny into a zombie, and he begins infecting others with the virus (which is mistaken for a pinkeye infection), and may ruin Halloween for everyone in town. Meanwhile, Stan gets mad at Wendy for not dressing up as Raggedy Ann for a Halloween costume contest, Kyle tries to find a new costume after everyone else in class dresses as Chewbacca, and Cartman gets in trouble for dressing up as Adolf Hitler.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe

Jay Leno Comes to South Park

Nov/20/1997
Jay Leno visits South Park and is mocked due to his huge chin.
Special Guest Stars: Jay Leno as Himself

8 :01x08 - Starvin' Marvin

Nov/19/1997
The boys try to help a famine relief effort, and are sent an Ethiopian boy in exchanged for their donation. The government comes to take the boy home, but they take Cartman instead. Meanwhile, it's Thanksgiving, Kenny's family is going hungry, and mutant turkeys are running amok in South Park.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe | Jesse Howell as Starving Marvin

9 :01x09 - Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

Dec/17/1997
After Kyle's mom gets offended over Kyle playing Joseph of Nazareth in the school play, South Park pushes to make Christmas as politically correct as possible -- even if it means sucking all the fun and spirituality out of it. Meanwhile, Kyle is visited by a singing turd named Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe | Jesse Howell as Ike

10 :01x10 - Damien

Feb/04/1998
A new student arrives at South Park Elementary, and he seems to be the spawn of Satan. Shunned by the other students, he becomes angry and asks his father to help him get revenge - and pretty soon Jesus and Satan have scheduled a fight. Meanwhile, Cartman is planning his birthday party, but everyone is more interested in the fight between good and evil.
Special Guest Stars: Michael Buffer as Ring Announcer |
Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe

11 :01x11 - Tom's Rhinoplasty

Feb/11/1998
Mr. Garrison takes a leave of absence from school while he gets a nose job. He becomes so good-looking that he can barely handle the attention. While he's gone, the class gets a substitute teacher named Miss Ellen. Wendy thinks Miss Ellen and Stan are attracted to each other, and sets out to sabotage the new teacher's career.
Special Guest Stars: Natasha Henstridge as Ms. Ellen |
Guest Stars: Toddy Walters as Singing Voice (Uncredited) | Jennifer Howell as Bebe
Songs: Andy Gibb -- Shadow Dancing

12 :01x12 - Mecha-Streisand

Feb/18/1998
Barbra Streisand comes to South Park and is searching for an item that Kyle found. She takes it from the boys and transforms in to Mecha-Streisand and starts a rampage. South Park's fate lies in the hands of Leonard Maltin, Sydney Poitier, and Robert Smith.
Special Guest Stars: Robert Smith (1) as Himself
Director: Trey Parker (2)

13 :01x13 - Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut (1)

Feb/25/1998
Cartman goes on a quest to discover the identity of his father. The search gets tougher when he finds that there are many men who could be his biological dad. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny videotape Cartman having a tea party with his dolls so they can send it to America’s Stupidest Home Videos.
Special Guest Stars: Jay Leno as Kitty |
Uncredited: Toddy Walters as Singing Voice at Drunken Barn Dance
Director: Trey Parker (2)

Season 2

Chef Aid: Behind the Menu

Oct/07/1998
This special episode is a parody of VH1's Behind the Music about Chef Aid.
Guest Stars: Les Claypool as Himself | Ozzy Osbourne as Himself | DMX as Himself | Rick James (1) as Himself

14 :02x01 - Terrance & Phillip in "Not Without My Anus"

Apr/01/1998
Terrance and Phillip travel to Iraq to rescue Terrance's daughter, Sally. When they get back, they discover that Canada has been conquered by Saddam Hussein, so it's up to our two favorite Canadians to save the day.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

15 :02x02 - Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut (2)

Apr/22/1998
As Dr. Mephesto is about to reveal the identity of Cartman's father, he is shot and is rushed to the hospital. Chef and the boys wait by his side until he wakes up. Meanwhile, a blizzard hits South Park and they become trapped inside the hospital, and Mrs. Cartman wonders if it's too late to have an abortion.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Savage Matthews as Unknown | Toddy Walters as Sid Greenfield's Assistant
Director: Trey Parker (2)

16 :02x03 - Chickenlover

May/20/1998
When the townspeople discover that Officer Barbrady can't read, they send him back to school. A mysterious pervert is molesting the chickens in South Park, and Officer Barbrady is put on the case. With a little help from the boys, Barbrady must catch the "Chickenlover" and learn about the joys of reading.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

17 :02x04 - Ike's Wee Wee

May/27/1998
Ike's bris is approaching, and the boys misunderstand exactly what happens during this ceremony. Kyle tries to save his baby brother by sending him away. Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey is fired from his job and begins to question everything he's ever believed.
Guest Stars: Jesse Howell as Unknown | Bruce Howell as Uncle Murray
Director: Trey Parker (2)

18 :02x05 - Conjoined Fetus Lady

Jun/03/1998
When Kyle sees that the school nurse has a dead fetus attached to her head, his mom tries to educate the boys about this strange condition, and then sets out to inform the whole town. Meanwhile, the boys compete in the International Dodge Ball League, and they discover that Pip has quite the dodgeball arm if they can make him angry enough.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

19 :02x06 - The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

Jun/10/1998
When the boys interview Jimbo and Ned for a school project on Vietnam and present what they learn to their class, Mr. Garrison tells them all their information is false, and accuses the boys of making it up. The boys want revenge on Jimbo and Ned for telling them lies, so they send in a fake videotape to Jimbo and Ned's local TV show.
Director: Trey Parker (2)
Songs: The Zombies -- Time of the Season

20 :02x07 - City on the Edge of Forever (a.k.a. Flashbacks)

Jun/17/1998
During a snowy bus ride, Mrs. Crabtree loses control of the bus and it ends up on the edge of a cliff. When she leaves in search of help, the children are still trapped on the bus, and they remember some of their past adventures. Mr. Mackey tries to deal with the parents who are upset that their kids are missing.
Special Guest Stars: Henry Winkler as The Scary Monster | Jay Leno as Himself | Brent Musburger as Himself |
Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe | Bruce Howell as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

21 :02x08 - Summer Sucks

Jun/24/1998
When summer comes around the boys are excited about leaving school and buying some fireworks. Their fun ends when they discover that fireworks have been banned, so Ned and Jimbo try to save Independence Day by smuggling in illegal fireworks from Mexico. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison can't find Mr. Hat, and Cartman takes swimming lessons.
Special Guest Stars: Jonathan Katz as Dr. Katz |
Guest Stars: Nico Agnone as Baby Kyle, Baby Stan, Baby Kenny
Director: Trey Parker (2)

22 :02x09 - Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

Aug/19/1998
When a film festival comes to South Park and crowds of people flood the town, it's more than the local sewer system can handle. It's too much for fragile Mr. Hankey, so Kyle begs the film festival people to leave. Meanwhile, Stan and Wendy watch some of the films together, and Chef whips up a few batches of his "Salty Chocolate Balls".
Guest Stars: Toddy Walters as Phyllis
Director: Trey Parker (2)

23 :02x10 - Chickenpox

Aug/26/1998
Kenny comes down with the chickenpox, so the boys' parents send them to his house to catch the disease while they are still young. Stan and Cartman soon become sick, but Kyle remains healthy and is furious when he learns what his parents did. He and the boys plan their revenge. Meanwhile, Sheila tries to rekindle the friendship between Kyle's dad and Kenny's dad.
Director: Trey Parker (2)
Songs: The Monkees -- I'm a Believer

24 :02x11 - Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

Sep/02/1998
The boys go on a class trip to the planetarium. Afterward, they all want to go back, though they can't remember why. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny investigate and realize that the planetarium has been brainwashing people. Meanwhile Cartman tries his best to get in a Cheesy Poof commercial.
Director: Trey Parker (2)
Songs: Kenny Loggins -- Footloose

25 :02x12 - Clubhouses

Sep/23/1998
Stan wants to build a clubhouse so he can play "Truth or Dare" with Wendy. Randy is all for it, and Kyle reluctantly helps out too. Feeling snubbed, Cartman and Kenny build their own clubhouse. Meanwhile, Stan's parents are having marital problems.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe
Director: Trey Parker (2)

26 :02x13 - Cow Days

Sep/30/1998
South Park is holding its annual "Cow Days" festival. The local cows become fascinated by a giant cow clock, and form a cult around it. Meanwhile the boys are determined to win a pair of Terrance and Phillip dolls at the carnival, even if it means taking advantage of Cartman's temporary personality change.
Guest Stars: Dian Bachar as Announcer
Director: Trey Parker (2)

27 :02x14 - Chef Aid

Oct/07/1998
Chef finds himself in a legal battle over a song he wrote, and tries to earn money by prostituting himself. The boys want to help Chef by gathering his famous musician friends for a charity concert.
Guest Stars: The Crystal Method as Themselves | Ween as Themselves | Elton John as Himself | Joe Strummer as Himself | Primus as Themselves | Ol' Dirty Bastard as Himself | Toddy Walters as Alanis Morissette | Ozzy Osbourne as Himself | DMX as Himself | Rancid as Themselves | Rick James (1) as Himself | Meat Loaf as Himself
Director: Trey Parker (2)
Songs: Rancid -- Brad Logan, Ozzy Osbourne -- Nowhere to Run

28 :02x15 - Spooky Fish

Oct/28/1998
Stan is sure that the pet fish his Aunt Flo gives him is evil. When dead bodies start to appear in Stan's room, his mother suspects him of the crimes, and not the fish. Meanwhile, Cartman is acting unusually friendly and kind, which makes the other boys instantly suspicious.
Guest Stars: Genevieve Thomas Colvin as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

29 :02x16 - Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!

Dec/09/1998
Stan, Kyle, and Kenny go with Cartman to visit his grandmother for Christmas. While they are there, Cartman's Uncle Howard breaks out of jail with his cellmate, Charlie Manson, and the two of them hide from the police in the basement.
Guest Stars: Toddy Walters as Mall Hankey's Helper | Jennifer Howell as Unknown | Dian Bachar as Unknown
Director: Eric Stough

30 :02x17 - Gnomes (a.k.a. Underpants Gnomes)

Dec/16/1998
The kids must give a presentation on current events to prove that Mr. Garrison has actually taught them something. The boys are assigned to work with Tweek, who is sure that gnomes are stealing his underpants. Meanwhile, Tweek's dad uses their project to promote his own personal cause.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

31 :02x18 - Prehistoric Ice Man

Jan/20/1999
Kyle and Stan find an ice man frozen in a cave, and argue over their discovery. Dr. Mephesto determines the ice man is not as ancient as they'd hoped, but builds him a habitat to simulate his original time period. They realize he'll just never fit into their era, so they try to find the perfect place for him.
Guest Stars: Stanley G. Sawicki as Gorak/Steve/Larry
Director: Eric Stough
Songs: Ace Of Base -- All That She Wants, Ace Of Base -- The Sign

Season 3

Dead Friend Sketch

Oct/09/1999
This episode is a South Park spoof of Monty Python's "Dead Parrot Sketch".

32 :03x01 - Rainforest Schmainforest

Apr/07/1999
As punishment, the boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest to sing with a children's choir. The perky choir director gets them lost among giant bugs and snakes, and Kenny forms a relationship with a girl who lives in another state. The kids experience what the rainforest is really like.
Special Guest Stars: Jennifer Aniston as Miss Stevens |
Guest Stars: El Che Boludo as Costa Rica's President | Toddy Walters as Kelly

Goin' Down To South Park

May/03/1999
This special is a look at behind the scenes of the show South Park.
Guest Stars: Martin Cendreda as Guy in Tub | Junishi Nishmura as Narrator from "American History" Clip | Deborah Liebling as Herself | Eric Stough as Himself | Bruce Howell as Himself | Matt Stone as Himself | Mary Kay Bergman as Herself | Isaac Hayes as Himself
Director: Richard Spiller

33 :03x02 - Spontaneous Combustion

Apr/14/1999
First Kenny, and then dozens of other citizens of South Park, spontaneously combust. The Mayor orders Randy to find a solution, but first he has to determine the cause. Meanwhile Kyle's dad is having trouble getting an erection and the boys think they can help.
Director: Matt Stone

34 :03x03 - The Succubus (a.k.a. Chef's Mama)

Apr/21/1999
The boys don't like Chef's new girlfriend, so when she and Chef announce their engagement, the boys set out to prove she's a succubus. Chef's parents arrive for the wedding, and tell they boys about the time they met the Loch Ness Monster. Cartman visits an evil optometrist who makes his life a living hell.
Guest Stars: Michael Ann Young (1) as Succubus/Veronica
Director: Trey Parker (2)

35 :03x04 - Jakovasaurs

Jun/16/1999
While camping out at Stark's Pond, the boys discover a prehistoric creature. The Department of the Interior claims it is a "Jakovasaur", and wants to breed it to re-establish the species. Once they do, and the creatures are found to be incredibly annoying, everyone wants to get rid of them - except Cartman, who fights to preserve them.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Unknown
Director: Matt Stone

36 :03x05 - Tweek vs. Craig

Jun/23/1999
They boys take a shop class, except for Kenny, who is thrilled to be enrolled in Home Economics. Cartman bets Stan and Kyle that Craig could take Tweek in a fight, and so they try to start a brawl between the two boys to see who would win. Apparently though, neither Tweek nor Craig has any fighting experience. Meanwhile, their shop teacher, Mr. Alder, keeps having a recurring daydream about a woman he once loved.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe | Toddy Walters as Home Economics Teacher | George Brandon as Uncle Corey (Live Action) | Sarah Kane as Grandma (Live Action) | Pam Brady as Woman (Live Action)
Director: Trey Parker (2)

37 :03x06 - Sexual Harassment Panda

Jul/07/1999
The "Sexual Harassment Panda" visits Mr. Garrison's classroom, and the students become hypersensitive to the issue. Soon, everyone is suing everyone, and while Kyle's dad profits off the lawsuits, the school is in financial jeopardy.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe
Director: Eric Stough

38 :03x07 - Cat Orgy (1)

Jul/14/1999
During a big meteor shower, all the parents in town go to a party, so Shelley baby-sits Cartman. Shelley won't take any crap from him, plus, she invites her much-older boyfriend over, which really infuriates Cartman. "Mr. Kitty" is in heat, and goes off in search of a good time.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

39 :03x08 - Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (2) (a.k.a. Melvins)

Jul/21/1999
During the meteor shower, Stan's parents bring him to Mr. Mackey's party, but he is sent to the basement where he is forced to hang out with the dorky kids. He discovers that the ATF is surrounding the party, convinced there is a doomsday cult inside. Meanwhile Stan's dad and Kyle's dad share an intimate moment in the hot tub.
Guest Stars: Pam Brady as Female Guest
Director: Trey Parker (2)

40 :03x09 - Jewbilee (3)

Jul/28/1999
The night of the meteor shower, Kyle invites Kenny to go to with him to "Jewbilee", a camp-out for Jewish kids, and Ike goes to the "Squirts" group. They all make gifts for Moses, but when Moses finally appears he bans Kenny, who's not Jewish. Meanwhile, a bear terrorizes the Squirts.
Guest Stars: Clare McShane as Unknown | Nico Agnone as Squirts
Director: Trey Parker (2)

41 :03x10 - Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

Oct/27/1999
It's Halloween, and a group of 5th graders scare Stan, Kyle, and Kenny. To get even, the boys create a ghost story about Kyle's dead grandmother, and even dig up her corpse for authenticity - until the body disappears. The band Korn helps the boys get to the bottom of the mystery, while Cartman spends Halloween planning out his Christmas wish list.
Guest Stars: Korn as Themselves | Rochelle Leffler (1) as Unknown | Frank Welker as Nibblet (Uncredited)
Director: Trey Parker (2)
Songs: Korn -- Falling Away From Me

42 :03x11 - Chinpokomon

Nov/03/1999
A new fad from Japan called “Chinpokomon” is sweeping South Park, and all the kids want to collect them. They play a Chinpokomon video-game and attend a Chinpokomon convention, but there seems to be a sinister purpose behind it all. The parents try to save their children by inventing fads to distract them.
Guest Stars: Junichi Nishimura as Hirohito (Uncredited) | Saki Miata as Commercial Lady | Milan Agnone as Unknown

43 :03x12 - Hooked on Monkey Fonics

Nov/10/1999
An important spelling bee is coming up, and Cartman's mother tries to prepare him by purchasing "Hooked on Monkey Fonics." During the spelling bee, the boys meet Mark and Rebecca, two local home-schooled children who clearly lack social skills. Mark wants to give public school a try, but learns that sometimes other children aren't so nice, and Kyle develops a crush on Rebecca.
Guest Stars: Ronnie James Dio as Himself
Director: Trey Parker (2)
Songs: Ronnie James Dio -- Holy Diver

44 :03x13 - Starvin' Marvin in Space!

Nov/17/1999
When an alien ship crashes in the African desert, Starvin' Marvin finds it, picks up the South Park boys, and flies to the ship's home planet, Marklar. Starvin' Marvin wants to go back for his people and bring them to Marklar, where there is plenty of food. The CIA is hot on his trail, and a Christian group learns of the aliens and wants to go to Marklar to convert them.
Guest Stars: Michael Ann Young (1) as Sister Hollis/Lady Missionary
Director: Trey Parker (2)

45 :03x14 - The Red Badge of Gayness (a.k.a. War)

Nov/24/1999
When the boys participate in a Civil War reenactment, Cartman chooses to fight on the side of the South and take on the role of General Lee. With all the soldiers rowdy and drunk on schnapps, he tries to change Civil War history and allow the South to win. Stan and Kyle try desperately to stop Cartman's plan.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

46 :03x15 - Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Dec/01/1999
This special Christmas episode of South Park features Mr. Hankey and friends singing holiday songs. Hitler, Satan, Jesus, and a whole group of folks from South Park join in.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

47 :03x16 - Are You There God, It's Me Jesus

Dec/29/1999
Cartman begins bleeding from his ass, thinks he's got his period, and is excited about finally entering puberty. Soon, the other boys begin waiting to have their "periods" too. Meanwhile, the new millennium is approaching and while people are going to see Jesus, they really want to see God. Jesus feels it's up to him to impress everyone, so he promises to host a fabulous New Year's event.
Director: Eric Stough

48 :03x17 - Worldwide Recorder Concert (a.k.a. The Brown Noise)

Jan/12/2000
Mr. Garrison takes his class to Arkansas to perform in a worldwide recorder concert. Cartman spends the bus ride trying to find the "brown noise" - a pitch which causes people to lose bowel control. Once they arrive, Mr. Garrison confronts his father about the lack of molestation in their family, and the boys get in a verbal battle with some kids from New York.
Guest Stars: Giancarlo Ganziano as New York Kid | Andrew Kemler as New York Kid
Director: Eric Stough

Season 4

49 :04x01 - The Tooth Fairy's TATS 2000

Apr/05/2000
When Cartman loses a tooth and finds money under his pillow, he and the boys come up with a plan to get rich off the Tooth Fairy. When they find out there is no Tooth Fairy, they formulate an even sneakier plan. Unfortunately, the tooth business is already well established by a mob-like group of kids. Kyle begins to question his parents' lies, and soon questions even his own reality.
Guest Stars: Richard Belzer as Loogie | Dee Dee Green as Unknown | Jennifer Howell as Tooth Fairy
Director: Trey Parker (2)

50 :04x02 - Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

Apr/12/2000
Token teases Cartman about his weight, who then retaliates by throwing a rock back at him. Cartman is convicted of a hate crime and sent to juvenile detention where he experiences life in the "big house." In Cartman's absence, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny try to find a replacement for him so they can win a sled race against the girls.
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams/ Token's Dad | Jennifer Howell as Bebe | Dee Dee Green as Unknown

51 :04x03 - Timmy! 2000

Apr/19/2000
Mr. Garrison's class gets a new student named Timmy. Not realizing Timmy is handicapped, Mr. Mackey suspects he has ADD and excuses him from school work. When the other kids see this, they claim to have ADD too. Soon, every kid in South Park is on Ritalin. Timmy becomes the lead singer of local band, "Lords of the Underworld," which offends singer Phil Collins.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

52 :04x04 - Quintuplets 2000

Apr/26/2000
The boys see the Contorting Quintuplets from Romania perform, and they are impressed by the amount of money an act like this brings in, so they try to start their own circus. Soon, the quints and their grandmother defect and are invited to stay at Stan's house. In the meantime, Kenny takes singing lessons and becomes famous in Romania.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

53 :04x05 - Cartman Joins NAMBLA

Jun/21/2000
Cartman thinks he is too mature for his friends, so logs onto the Internet to find some adult companionship. He joins the North American Man Boy Love Association, and soon has an older friend who is looking for a "special" relationship with him. Not to be outdone, the other boys soon find older friends, too. Kenny discovers that his mom is pregnant, and tries to make her have an abortion.
Director: Eric Stough
Songs: Yves Montand -- Page d'écriture

54 :04x06 - Cherokee Hair Tampons

Jun/28/2000
Kyle becomes sick and needs a kidney transplant, but his mother is convinced that natural cures from a New Age store are better. Kyle's condition gets worse, and it turns out that the only person who is a compatible kidney donor for Kyle is Cartman, and Cartman's not letting his kidney go without a fight. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison is on forced leave from the school, and sets out to write a romance novel.
Guest Stars: Dee Dee Green as Miss Information | Becca Kagan as Teenage Girl in Live Action Commercial (Uncredited) | Bruce Howell as Mr. Wyland | Tommy Chong as Chief Running Pinto | Cheech Marin as Carlos Ramirez
Director: Trey Parker (2)

55 :04x07 - Chef Goes Nanners

Jul/05/2000
Chef thinks the South Park flag is racist and should be changed, but Jimbo claims the flag should be kept and valued for its history. Chef becomes so angry that he converts to Islam and changes his name. When the school gets in on the debate, Wendy and Cartman are assigned to work together. Oddly, Wendy becomes attracted to Cartman.
Guest Stars: Bruce Howell as Mr. Wyland | Jennifer Howell as Bebe

56 :04x08 - Something You Can Do With Your Finger (a.k.a. Fingerbang)

Jul/12/2000
Cartman and the boys put together a boy band called "Fingerbang." When Stan's dad hears about the musical group, he tries to prevent Stan from being a part of it. As Stan tries to figure out why his dad is acting so strangely, the rest of the guys wait for him at the mall where they're late for their first gig.
Guest Stars: Milan Agnone as Ike Broflovsky | Jennifer Howell as Bebe | Marcus Vaughn as South Park Mall Manager
Director: Trey Parker (2)

57 :04x09 - Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? (1)

Jul/19/2000
When Stan, Cartman, and Kenny are in church, they learn that to avoid hell, you must confess your sins. This frightens the boys, and they are concerned that since Timmy can only say his own name, he won't be able to confess and go to heaven. When they find out the priest is completely immoral, the kids decide to save themselves. Meanwhile, Satan agonizes over his choice to either stay with Chris or get back together with Saddam.
Guest Stars: Dian Bachar as Chris (Uncredited) | Jack Oldman as Unknown | Anne Garefino as Sister Anne | Milan Agnone as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

58 :04x10 - Probably (2)

Jul/26/2000
The boys start their own church to save everyone, with Cartman as the preacher. Kenny calls Cartman from Mexico, but Cartman thinks he's calling from hell, so he writes a sermon about it to inspire fear. Jesus is upset that Cartman is taking advantage of people. Back in hell, Satan is having more trouble with Saddam and Chris, so he goes to God for advice.
Guest Stars: Gary Nicholson as Unknown | Zoe Murphy Dion as Little Blond Girl in Hell | Anne Garefino as Sister Anne | Dian Bachar as Chris (Uncredited)
Director: Trey Parker (2)

59 :04x11 - Fourth Grade

Nov/08/2000
When the boys finally get to fourth grade, they begin to feel nostalgic for third grade. They get a couple of college students to morph Timmy's wheelchair into a time machine so they can go back. Meanwhile the new fourth grade teacher, Ms.Choksondik, seeks Mr. Garrison's advice for dealing with the boys, and Mr. Garrison attempts to come to terms with his own sexuality.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

60 :04x12 - Trapper Keeper

Nov/15/2000
Cartman gets a fancy new Trapper Keeper, and finds himself stalked by a man who appears to be Bill Cosby. The boys learn the Trapper Keeper has evil plans to take over the world by linking to computer systems. Meanwhile, Ike begins kindergarten, but his class has difficulties electing a class president.
Guest Stars: Keef Davidson as Unknown | Milan Agnone as Unknown | Nico Agnone as Filmore Anderson | Kyle McCulloch as Android VSM471 | Aoife Hayes as Unknown | Zoe Murphy Dion as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

61 :04x13 - Helen Keller! The Musical

Nov/22/2000
The fourth grade class is preparing a Thanksgiving play about Helen Keller. They want to out-perform the kindergarten class, so they feel pressure to produce a spectacular musical. Timmy chooses a "special" turkey (named Gobbles) to perform with him, and they form a close bond - but the professional turkey that the theater director hires refuses to work with Gobbles.
Guest Stars: Opal Congdon as Unknown | Jennifer Howell as Bebe | Adrien Beard as Token Williams | Nico Agnone as Filmore Anderson | Mischa Ulrich as Unknown | Keef Davidson as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

62 :04x14 - Pip (a.k.a. Great Expectations)

Nov/29/2000
Pip gets a job at the Havesham Estate and meets Estella, the girl of his dreams. Estella continuously rejects Pip, so he goes to London to become a gentleman. When he returns to the estate, he learns that Estella is part of a plan to get revenge on the male race.
Guest Stars: Malcolm McDowell as British Person | Kyle McCulloch as Joe
Director: Eric Stough

63 :04x15 - Fat Camp

Dec/06/2000
Cartman is sent to Fat Camp, and returns home looking slim and fit, but one else at Fat Camp is losing any weight. Kenny eats disgusting things for money, and because he is willing to do crazy stunts, he gets his own television show. Mrs. Crabtree's uterus becomes the setting for an unusual pay-per-view event.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe
Director: Trey Parker (2)

64 :04x16 - The Wacky Molestation Adventure

Dec/13/2000
Kyle's parents forbid him to go to a concert, so on Cartman's advice he calls the police and tells them his parents molested him. The other kids notice Kyle enjoying the freedom he has with his parents in jail, so they all do the same. Soon, the adults are all in jail and the town is controlled by children - something that is very spooky to a couple whose car breaks down in South Park.
Guest Stars: Milan Agnone as Unknown | Nico Agnone as Filmore Anderson
Director: Trey Parker (2)
Songs: Bob Seger -- Old Time Rock & Roll

65 :04x17 - A Very Crappy Christmas

Dec/20/2000
When Mr. Hankey doesn't show up at Christmas time, the boys track him down and see he's lost his faith. The boys are determined to restore the Christmas spirit through a cartoon they make. Mr. Hankey struggles to get the old drive-in cleaned up so the boys can use it for their cartoon, and gets his family to help.
Guest Stars: Remy Mitchell as Unknown | Lewis Price as Additional Vocals | Pam Brady as Amber | Kyle McCulloch as Unknown
Director: Adrien Beard

Season 5

66 :05x01 - It Hits the Fan

Jun/20/2001
When a dirty word is used on television, everyone begins to say it, and soon people become deathly ill. Chef and the boys find a link between the two events and, with the help of ancient knights, try to stop networks from broadcasting the word on TV.
Guest Stars: Kyle McCulloch as Unknown | Milan Agnone as Unknown | Nico Agnone as Filmore Anderson
Director: Trey Parker (2)

67 :05x02 - Cripple Fight

Jun/27/2001
Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Timmy, and Butters join the scouts, and their troop leader is Big Gay Al. At a scout meeting the boys get to know Jimmy, a boy with physical disabilities and a stutter. Timmy is jealous of Jimmy, and they get in a fight. Meanwhile, the community worries about having a gay scout leader, and fires Big Gay Al.
Guest Stars: Marc Shaiman as Himself
Director: Trey Parker (2)

68 :05x03 - Super Best Friends

Jul/04/2001
The boys see magician David Blaine perform, then attend his workshop and camp, and basically join a cult in which Blaine is the leader. Stan is the only one who isn't enchanted by Blaine. Stan asks Jesus for help in showing his friends the truth, and Jesus calls "The Super Best Friends" for more support.
Guest Stars: Toby Morton as Mohammed
Director: Trey Parker (2)

69 :05x04 - Scott Tenorman Must Die

Jul/11/2001
Scott Tenorman tricks Cartman into buying his pubes, and Cartman is furious at being deceived. Time after time Scott outsmarts him, until finally Cartman cooks up the ultimate plan for revenge.
Guest Stars: Radiohead as Themselves | Toby Morton as Scott Tenorman | Thom Yorke as Himself
Director: Eric Stough

70 :05x05 - Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow

Jul/18/2001
The boys are supposed to participate in an "Earth Day Brain Washing Festival," but instead go to see a live-action Terrance and Phillip show under the guise of asking them to perform at the Earth Day event. When they get there, Terrance looks terrible and Phillip is an impostor. The boys have to get Terrance and Phillip back together, but it will not be an easy task.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

71 :05x06 - Cartmanland

Jul/25/2001
Cartman inherits a large sum of money from his grandmother and uses it to buy an amusement park. He doesn't allow anyone else into the park, because he doesn't want to wait in line for the rides. Meanwhile, Kyle questions God's purpose in bestowing such good fortune upon a person as selfish as Cartman.
Guest Stars: Toby Morton as Mr. Foon
Director: Trey Parker (2)

72 :05x07 - Proper Condom Use

Aug/01/2001
Fifth graders teach Cartman how to "milk" a dog, and when Stan tries it in front of his parents, they assume it means kids aren't learning proper sex education in school. Mr. Mackey teaches the boys, while Ms. Choksondik teaches the girls, but because the two instructors are so clueless, the kids become terrified of sex. Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik find themselves attracted to each other.
Guest Stars: Danielle Quidilla as Unknown | Jennifer Howell as Bebe | Nico Agnone as Filmore Anderson | Milan Agnone as Unknown | Mischa Ulrich as Unknown | Jesse Ulrich as Unknown | Havannah Ulrich as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

73 :05x08 - Towelie

Aug/08/2001
Stan's mom buys the boys a new video game system and they are looking forward to playing it all weekend. When Kyle mentions he can't hang out with them because he'll be swimming with his family, a talking towel named "Towelie" appears. All Towelie wants to do is give towel advice and get high. Soon the government gets involved, and seems very interested in Towelie.
Guest Stars: Vernon Chatman as Towelie | Toby Morton as Marine in Helicopter
Director: Trey Parker (2)

74 :05x09 - Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants

Nov/07/2001
Ms. Choksondik has her each of her students send a dollar to children in Afghanistan. Soon, Stan receives a goat in return. Deciding to take the goat back, the boys find themselves aboard a ship to Afghanistan, where they are taken hostage. It's up to the children of Afghanistan to save them.
Guest Stars: Mohammad Babak as Osama Bin Laden | Naush Bout as Unknown | Vernon Chatman as Towelie
Director: Trey Parker (2)

75 :05x10 - How To Eat With Your Butt

Nov/14/2001
Kenny plays a practical joke during school photo day, and Cartman takes it a step further. The joke causes a couple from Wisconsin to arrive in South Park, looking for their long lost son. Cartman sees something which causes him to laugh so hard that he actually loses his sense of humor.
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams
Director: Trey Parker (2)

76 :05x11 - The Entity (a.k.a. The Ginger Device)

Nov/21/2001
Kyle's annoying cousin (who is also named Kyle) comes to visit, and Kyle is concerned that Cartman will make fun of his cousin's very stereotypical Jewish traits. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison becomes enraged at the airlines, so he invents a new and unusual method of transportation.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

77 :05x12 - Here Comes the Neighborhood

Nov/28/2001
The other students tease Token because his family is wealthy. Feeling out of place, he convinces several rich celebrities to move to South Park. Even while playing with his new rich friends, he still feels out of place, so he moves into the lion den at the zoo. The South Park residents are uncomfortable with all the new wealthy celebrities, and try to drive them out of town.
Guest Stars: Matt Prager as Unknown | Adrien Beard as Token Williams/ Token's Dad
Director: Eric Stough

78 :05x13 - Kenny Dies

Dec/05/2001
Kenny develops a terminal illness and is incredibly sick. All the boys react differently to this - Kyle stays by Kenny's bedside, Stan avoids seeing him because he doesn't want to see him suffer, and Cartman seeks a cure using stem cells. When a truckload of aborted fetuses falls into Cartman's possession, he lobbies Congress to make it legal to use them for research.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

79 :05x14 - Butters' Very Own Episode

Dec/12/2001
Butters wants his parents to have a nice wedding anniversary, which is coming up in a few days. His mom asks him to spy on his father to find out what he's getting her for an anniversary gift, but Butters discovers that his dad goes to some very disturbing places. His mom is shocked, and decides to take drastic measures to make things right again.
Guest Stars: John 'Nancy' Hansen as Unknown
Director: Eric Stough

Season 6

Great Destinations (a.k.a. The Most Notorious Episode)

Jun/19/2002
Trey and Matt introduce "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut" and "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut" as being named by Comedy Central as the most "notorious" episodes of the series. They also talk about their April Fools joke that the public didn't enjoy.

South Park 5th Anniversary Special

Sep/03/2002
Trey and Matt celebrate the 5th anniversary of South Park with their favorite episodes.
Guest Stars: Chris Klein as Himself | Trey Parker (2) as Himself | Danny DeVito as Himself | Hugh M. Hefner as Himself | Jay Leno as Himself

80 :06x01 - Jared Has Aides

Mar/06/2002
South Park becomes obsessed with Jared, the guy who lost a lot of weight eating at Subway restaurants, and they are shocked to learn he had help from aides. Of course, they think he meant "AIDS" and they are furious with him. Meanwhile, the boys fatten up Butters so he can lose weight eating Chinese food, just like Jared did with Subway.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

81 :06x02 - Asspen

Mar/13/2002
The Stotch family invites the Marsh and Broflovski families, plus Cartman, to Aspen with them for a free trip. All the parents must do is attend a time-share presentation, but they find themselves trapped in presentation hell. The boys go out on the bunny slope for lessons, where Stan is harassed by the local ski bully.
Guest Stars: Eli Harris (1) as Unknown | Kyle McCulloch as Unknown | Spencer Lacey Ganus as Ike
Director: Trey Parker (2)
Songs: Men Without Hats -- Safety Dance, A-Ha -- Take On Me

82 :06x03 - Freak Strike

Mar/20/2002
The boys watch a daytime talk show featuring disfigured people. They notice that the guests on the show are given prizes, so they disguise Butters as a disfigured person so they can get prizes too. Cartman also goes on the show, as a troubled child.
Guest Stars: Jessica Makinson as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

83 :06x04 - Fun with Veal

Mar/27/2002
The boys take a field trip to a local cattle farm and learn where veal comes from. They are horrified at how the baby cows are treated, so they steal them and hide them in Stan's room. As the boys wage their protest, they are treated as terrorists and a negotiator is brought in. Soon, Stan refuses to eat any meat, and he develops a very mysterious illness.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

84 :06x05 - The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer

Apr/03/2002
The boys are running from house to house trying to find an available TV to watch the new Terrence and Phillip movie trailer. Unfortunately, they also have to sit through the Russell Crowe Show, buy tampons for Shelley, and hang out with old people. Meanwhile, Chef's TV is going crazy.
Guest Stars: Jack Shih as Unknown | Spencer Lacey Ganus as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

85 :06x06 - Professor Chaos

Apr/10/2002
Butters is fired as Kenny's replacement, and the boys hold "auditions" in the style of The Bachelor for the new fourth friend. Butters, feeling rejected by the group, decides to become an evil super-villain, and tries to wreak havoc wherever he goes.
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams | Vernon Chatman as Towelie
Director: Trey Parker (2)

86 :06x07 - The Simpsons Already Did It

Jun/26/2002
Butters, in his alter-ego as Professor Chaos, develops an evil scheme to block out the sun, but finds out that The Simpsons already did it. Every evil plan he comes up with was already used on The Simpsons, driving him to insanity. Meanwhile, Cartman orders some "sea people" to nurture his dreams of a different reality, but he is disappointed when he finds out what they really are. When he mixes his sea people with another ingredient, a very unusual thing happens.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

87 :06x08 - Red Hot Catholic Love

Jul/03/2002
A retreat is being held for Catholic children, but the parents, concerned about priests molesting their children, won't let them go. The parents decide to abandon their religion and become Atheists. Meanwhile, Cartman thinks that if you eat from your butt, you will crap out your mouth, and puts his theory to the test.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

88 :06x09 - Free Hat

Jul/10/2002
The boys are upset that movie producers are re-editing their favorite films. They form a group dedicated to fight this injustice, promising free hats to whoever attends the first meeting. However, the people who show up for the meeting are there for a different cause, so the two groups decide to help each other out. The boys try to convince George Lucas and Steven Spielberg to leave Raiders of the Lost Ark alone.
Uncredited: Matt Stone as Himself | Trey Parker (2) as Himself
Director: Toni Nugnes

89 :06x10 - Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

Jul/17/2002
The children finally return to school for the first time after Ms. Choksondik's tragic death. Bebe has begun to develop physically since the last time they've seen her, and the boys make fools of themselves over her, without really understanding why. This makes Wendy jealous, so she sets out to do something about it.
Guest Stars: Chris "Crispy" Brion as Unknown | Adrien Beard as Token Williams | Jennifer Howell as Bebe | Tom Vogt as Unknown | Megan Staley as Unknown | Shay Hughes as Unknown | Eric Stough as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

90 :06x11 - Child Abduction is Not Funny

Jul/24/2002
Tweek's parents become concerned about child abduction, and though they try to teach him how to be safe, they're afraid they have failed. Other parents become concerned as well, and soon the whole town is taking drastic measures to prevent child abduction, even going so far as to erect a wall around the town of South Park.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

91 :06x12 - A Ladder to Heaven

Nov/06/2002
The boys win a candy shopping spree, but since Kenny actually had the winning ticket, they go to visit his remains to try and find it. Not finding the ticket there, the boys try to build a ladder to heaven in order to see Kenny. The government sees the potential to exploit this, and quickly gets involved. Meanwhile, Cartman begins seeing things through Kenny's eyes.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

92 :06x13 - The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

Nov/13/2002
Randy and Sharon give the boys a videotape of Lord of the Rings to take over to Butters, but the tape was accidentally switched with a porno movie, and Butters watches it. The parents send the boys to get the dirty tape back, but everyone seems to want it, including Butters and a group of sixth graders. The boys then undertake an epic quest to return the movie to the video store.
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams/ Token's Dad | Nico Agnone as Filmore Anderson | Rochelle Leffler (1) as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

93 :06x14 - Death Camp of Tolerance

Nov/20/2002
Mr. Garrison tries to get fired from teaching fourth grade with the help of his new "assistant," Mr. Slave. Mr. Garrison pushes the boundaries of tolerance as far as he can, by inserting a gerbil into Mr. Slave's ass, right in front of the children. Meanwhile when the boys say their teacher is acting really gay in class, their parents send them to Tolerance Camp.
Guest Stars: John 'Nancy' Hansen as Mr. Slave
Director: Trey Parker (2)

94 :06x15 - The Biggest Douche in the Universe

Nov/27/2002
Cartman's body cannot contain Kenny's soul much longer, so Chef and the boys looks for ways to remove Kenny's presence. They go to New York to see a medium, but discover he's a fake - only Kyle believes in him. Stan sets out to prove that the medium is the "Biggest Douche in the Universe". Meanwhile, Chef takes Cartman to Scotland and visits his parents, who try to free Cartman of Kenny's soul.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Unknown | Karin Perrotta as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

95 :06x16 - My Future Self 'n' Me

Dec/04/2002
Stan's future self appears, and Stan is mortified to learn that in the future, he's a total loser. When he sees that Butters also met a future self, he becomes suspicious. When Stan feels the need for revenge on those who fooled him, Cartman comes up with a shocking plan.
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams

96 :06x17 - Red Sleigh Down

Dec/11/2002
Cartman wants a particular toy this Christmas, but he knows he won't get it because he's been too naughty. He realizes he's going to have to do something extra special to get on the good list, so he creates a plan to bring Christmas to Iraq. With the help of Mr. Hankey, Santa agrees to visit Iraq, but his sleigh is shot down. It's up to Jesus Christ to save Santa Claus.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

Season 7

97 :07x01 - Cancelled

Mar/19/2003
The boys start feeling a sense of deja-vu, as if they're repeating the episode "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe." Chef takes Cartman and the boys to the proctologist, where Cartman's dormant anal probe suddenly becomes activated. Soon, the boys find themselves chatting with a giant taco and trying to save a universal reality show.
Guest Stars: Spencer Lacey Ganus as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

98 :07x02 - Krazy Kripples

Mar/26/2003
When Christopher Reeve's appearance in South Park draws a bigger crowd than Jimmy's stand-up act, Jimmy is angry. He and Timmy want to start a club for people who have been crippled since birth. They join The Crips, thinking it's a group for crippled people, and get involved in a gang war. Meanwhile, Christopher Reeve and Gene Hackman struggle through a battle of their own.
Guest Stars: Eldridge Hudson as Unknown | Jason Jeron Powell as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

99 :07x03 - Toilet Paper

Apr/02/2003
When the art teacher makes the boys stay after school for being rude in class, they TP her home. Afterwards, Kyle feels guilty and wants to confess, but Cartman won't allow it. Officer Barbrady investigates the crime with the help of a vandal named Josh, who wants something in return for his assistance.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

100 :07x04 - I'm a Little Bit Country

Apr/09/2003
The boys are assigned a group history project on the founding fathers of our nation. Cartman doesn't want to do any work so he tries to have a flashback to 1776, which instead results in a trip to the hospital. Meanwhile, war supporters and protesters are fighting in the streets of South Park, and they eventually divide the town in half.
Guest Stars: John 'Nancy' Hansen as Mr. Slave | Kyle McCulloch as Unknown | Norman Lear as Benjamin Franklin
Director: Trey Parker (2)

101 :07x05 - Fat Butt and Pancake Head

Apr/16/2003
Cartman dresses up his hand to look like a Jennifer Lopez puppet for a presentation on Latinos in the arts. However, after he wins an award, he keeps up the act. The puppet goes on to replace the real Jennifer Lopez, scoring a music deal and stealing her boyfriend, Ben Affleck. Naturally, this enrages Kyle.
Guest Stars: Jessica Makinson as Unknown | Jennifer Howell as Bebe | John 'Nancy' Hansen as Mr. Slave
Director: Trey Parker (2)

102 :07x06 - Lil' Crime Stoppers

Apr/23/2003
The boys play "junior detectives" to earn a little money. The boys solve the case of a missing doll, and the police are so impressed that they make the boys real detectives, assigning them to bust a meth lab. Meanwhile, poor Butters tries to provide a semen sample for evidence in a case.
Guest Stars: Toby Morton as Unknown | Milan Agnone as Sarah Peterson
Director: Trey Parker (2)

103 :07x07 - Red Man's Greed

Apr/30/2003
The owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino want to purchase South Park, forcing the residents out of their homes. The boys encourage the whole town to work together to fight them off, staging a sit-in. To get the residents out of the way, the Indians give them blankets contaminated with SARS, and Stan must find a cure to save the town.
Guest Stars: John 'Nancy' Hansen as Unknown | Jason Tumpane as Unknown | Alex Glick as Himself
Director: Trey Parker (2)

104 :07x08 - South Park is Gay!

Oct/22/2003
The "Metrosexual" look arrives in South Park, and all the guys are trying it. Kyle is the only one who doesn't feel comfortable with it, and he loses friends and gets beaten up for not embracing the new look. Kyle thinks his only solution is to kill the creators of the new fad - the men from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
Guest Stars: Bruce Howell as Unknown | John 'Nancy' Hansen as Mr. Slave | Adrien Beard as Token Williams
Director: Trey Parker (2)
Songs: Widelife, featuring Simone Denny -- All Things Just Keep Getting Better

105 :07x09 - Christian Rock Hard

Oct/29/2003
The boys form a band, but are having trouble finding their identity as a group. Cartman suggests they become a Christian band, but Kyle vetoes that idea. They bet ten dollars to see who can get a platinum album first. Cartman forms his Christian band with Butters and Token, while Kyle and the other boys download music off the Internet and get arrested.
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams
Director: Trey Parker (2)

106 :07x10 - Grey Dawn

Nov/05/2003
South Park experiences a series of accidents caused by senior citizens and their poor driving skills. When the seniors are treated like children, and are forced to give up their driver's licenses, they fight back with the assistance of the AARP.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

107 :07x11 - Casa Bonita

Nov/12/2003
Kyle is allowed to take three friends to Casa Bonita (the Disneyland of Mexican restaurants) and he chooses to take Butters over Cartman. Cartman tries to be nice and suck up to Kyle, and at the same time, he does his best to prevent Butters from being able to go.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

108 :07x12 - All About the Mormons?

Nov/19/2003
A new kid joins the class, and he's a Mormon. Stan goes over to beat him up, but instead, they end up having dinner together. Stan sees how happy the Mormon family is, and questions his own family's faith. Randy assumes the Mormons are trying to convert his son, and decides he needs to kick a little ass. Soon Randy gets sucked into the hypnotic tales of Joseph Smith.
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams | Kyle McCulloch as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

109 :07x13 - Butt Out

Dec/03/2003
An anti-smoking campaign group comes to South Park Elementary. The boys hate the dorky musical performance so much, that they decide to take up smoking just to avoid growing up to be like the performers. When Mr. Mackey catches them smoking, they have to answer to their parents, and to Rob Reiner.
Guest Stars: Pam Brady as Unknown | Kyle McCulloch as Unknown | John 'Nancy' Hansen as Unknown | Vernon Chatman as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

110 :07x14 - Raisins

Dec/10/2003
When Wendy dumps Stan, the guys try to cheer him up by taking him to "Raisins", a Hooters-like establishment with perky waitresses. Butters falls for one of the waitresses who flirts with him to earn bigger tips. Stan is still depressed, and becomes a Goth to try and get over Wendy.
Guest Stars: Jessica Makinson as Unknown | Nico Agnone as Filmore Anderson | Jennifer Howell as Bebe | Cathy O'Malley as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)
Songs: Joan Jett and the Blackhearts -- I Love Rock and Roll, Air Supply -- I'm All Out of Love, Peter Gabriel -- Shock the Monkey, Cinderella -- You Don't Know What You Got ('Til It's Gone)

111 :07x15 - It's Christmas in Canada

Dec/17/2003
Because of a new Prime Minister and a new Canadian law, Ike's birth parents arrive in South Park and take him back to Canada. The Broflovskis are so sad, that Kyle and the boys travel to Canada to get Ike back. Once they arrive, they must go on a Wizard of Oz-like journey to reach the Prime minister and fight for Ike's return.
Guest Stars: Kyle McCulloch as Unknown | Spencer Lacey Ganus as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

Season 8

112 :08x01 - Good Times with Weapons

Mar/17/2004
The boys buy ninja weapons, and when they won't allow Butters to play with them, he re-emerges as his alter-ego, Professor Chaos. Of course, an anime-style battle ensues, and soon Butters gets a ninja star in the eye. The boys must figure out how to remove it without getting in even more trouble.
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams
Director: Trey Parker (2)

113 :08x02 - Up the Down Steroid

Mar/24/2004
Jimmy and Timmy are preparing to participate in the Special Olympics, but Jimmy thinks maybe his training isn’t enough. While Jimmy tries steroids to improve his performance, Cartman pretends to be mentally challenged in order to compete and win a cash prize. Kyle and Timmy both try to stop their friends from cheating, but neither has any success.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

114 :08x03 - The Passion of the Jew

Mar/31/2004
Each of the boys sees the film, The Passion of the Christ, and each reacts to it differently. Cartman wants to punish the Jews for their role in Christ’s death, Kyle questions his faith in Judaism, and Stan and Kenny visit Mel Gibson in Malibu to get their money back.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

115 :08x04 - You Got F**ked in the Ass

Apr/07/2004
A group of kids from out of town challenges the boys to a dance contest. Stan is the only one who will accept the challenge, and he sets out to find four more dancers to help him win back his honor. He wants Butters to join his dance group, but Butters has been hiding a dark secret about his dancing days.
Guest Stars: Jessie Thomas as Unknown | Nico Agnone as Filmore Anderson | Yao Ming as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)
Songs: Billy Ray Cyrus -- Achy Breaky Heart

116 :08x05 - AWESOM-O

Apr/14/2004
Cartman disguises himself as a robot to fool Butters into revealing embarrassing secrets, but he discovers that Butters also has some embarrassing information about him. Cartman’s disguise is good enough to fool several movie producers and the military, and they all want to use him for personal or political gain.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

117 :08x06 - The Jeffersons

Apr/21/2004
Mr. Jefferson and his son, Blanket, move into South Park. When Blanket invites the boys into his home to play, they are happy to enjoy all the toys, but Kyle feels sorry for Blanket. Since Mr. Jefferson is a rich black man, the police want to frame him for a horrible crime, while ignoring the fact that he may actually be committing other ones.
Guest Stars: Eric Stough as Unknown | Dante Alexander as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

118 :08x07 - Goobacks

Apr/28/2004
Immigrants from the future time-travel to the present looking for work. When the boys lose their snow shoveling operation, and hundreds of other people begin losing their jobs due to these “Goobacks," they look for ways to stop the influx of immigrants. The redneck men of South Park discover an especially creative solution to the problem.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

119 :08x08 - Douche and Turd

Oct/27/2004
PETA protests the fact that South Park Elementary has a cow for its mascot, so they school must choose a new one. Kyle thinks the new mascot should be a "Giant Douche," while Cartman feels it should be a "Turd Sandwich." When Stan doesn't want to vote, Puff Daddy tries to help Stan see the light, but not in a friendly way.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe
Director: Trey Parker (2)
Songs: 2 Unlimited -- Get Ready for This

120 :08x09 - Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

Nov/03/2004
A new Wall-Mart store is built in South Park, and everyone is excited about the great bargains. Stan notices that the local small businesses are suffering, but the townspeople are too bargain-obsessed to care. The boys try to find the store's weakness and shut it down.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

121 :08x10 - Pre-School

Nov/10/2004
The boys find out that a former classmate, Trent Boyett, is being released from juvenile detention where he was serving time for arson. No one knows that the boys had something to do with the fire, and Trent wants his revenge. When he comes looking for them, they decide they need some protection.
Guest Stars: Nicole Jefferson as Unknown | Halen Isbell as Unknown | Skyler James as Unknown | Elán Garfias as Unknown | Rochelle Leffler (1) as Unknown | Dakota Sky as Unknown | Dante Alexander as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

122 :08x11 - Quest for Ratings

Nov/17/2004
The boys (along with Butters, Jimmy, and Token) start a school news show but it does poorly in the ratings. The students prefer Craig's show, which features close up shots of animals. Though the boys try to improve their show with gossip and gimmicks, they find better luck by taking a little cough syrup.
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams | John 'Nancy' Hansen as Mr. Slave | Jennifer Howell as Bebe
Director: Trey Parker (2)

123 :08x12 - Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

Dec/01/2004
Paris Hilton visits South Park to promote her merchandise. When her little dog commits suicide, she wants to keep Butters as her new pet. Meanwhile, Paris Hilton's influence causes all the girls in town to act like whores, and only Wendy doesn't like it.
Guest Stars: Paula Holmberg as Unknown | Jessie Thomas as Paris Hilton | Jennifer Howell as Bebe | John 'Nancy' Hansen as Mr. Slave
Director: Trey Parker (2)

124 :08x13 - Cartman's Incredible Gift

Dec/08/2004
Cartman suffers a head injury after trying to fly from his roof. While he is in the hospital, the police think that Cartman's trauma might have made him psychic, and they want him to help them catch a serial killer. Despite Cartman's bad suggestions, the detectives believe his gift is real. Meanwhile, Kyle tries to prove that Cartman's psychic powers are fake.
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams
Director: Trey Parker (2)

125 :08x14 - Woodland Critter Christmas

Dec/15/2004
It's nearly Christmas, and Stan stumbles upon several little woodland critters in the forest. They want him to build a manger so a porcupine can give birth to their Savior, but he soon discovers that they actually worship Satan. Stan needs to stop the animal Antichrist from being born, and also stop Kyle from being its human host.
Guest Stars: Dakota Sky as Unknown | Spencer Lacey Ganus as Unknown | Dante Alexander as Beary Bear | Adrien Beard as Token Williams/Squirrely Squirrel
Director: Trey Parker (2)

Season 9

126 :09x01 - Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

Mar/09/2005
Mr. Garrison feels like a woman trapped in a man's body, so he gets a sex-change operation, but Mr. Slave doesn't like it at all. Meanwhile, Kyle wants to become tall and black so he can play basketball, and tries to convince his parents to let him get a "negroplasty."
Guest Stars: Hayden Brown as Unknown | Dimitri Mendoza as Unknown | John 'Nancy' Hansen as Mr. Slave
Director: Trey Parker (2)

127 :09x02 - Die Hippie, Die

Mar/16/2005
Cartman finally decides to rid the world of hippies once and for all. He goes around town trying to exterminate them, but when the Mayor allows the hippies to hold a Woodstock-like concert in South Park, Cartman's plan becomes a lot more difficult then he originally thought.
Guest Stars: Kyle McCulloch as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)
Songs: Slayer -- Raining Blood

128 :09x03 - Wing

Mar/23/2005
Upon discovering that Token has an amazing singing voice, the boys want to become his agents so they can collect ten percent of his earnings. Soon, they are representing Wing, who is the wife of the owner of City Wok. The boys travel to California to get her a record deal, but next thing they know, they are in trouble with the Chinese Mafia.
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams | Wing as Herself
Director: Trey Parker (2)

129 :09x04 - Best Friends Forever

Mar/30/2005
Kenny gets a new Sony PSP, and Cartman is jealous. When Kenny is hit by a truck, Cartman learns that Kenny left him the Sony PSP in his will. Unfortunately for Cartman, Kenny is now in a vegetative state. Stan and Kyle fight to keep Kenny alive, and Cartman fights to let him die. Meanwhile, Satan's army is trying to take heaven and only Kenny can save it.
Guest Stars: Jonathan Kimmel as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)
Songs: Isaac Hayes -- Run Fay Run

130 :09x05 - The Losing Edge

Apr/06/2005
The baseball season is ending, and the boys are happy because none of them enjoys the game. When they realize there is a post-season league, they intentionally try to lose so they can stop playing. Randy gets drunk and violent with other parents, but there is one parent he may not be able to intimidate.
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams | Jonathan Kimmel as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)
Songs: Joe Esposito -- You're the Best

131 :09x06 - The Death of Eric Cartman

Apr/13/2005
The boys have had it with Cartman, and decide to ignore him completely. When everyone joins in, Cartman assumes he must be dead. Thinking that Butters is the only one who can see him, he figures he must repent for all his sins to pass on into the afterlife.
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams
Director: Trey Parker (2)

132 :09x07 - Erection Day

Apr/20/2005
Jimmy fears his sudden, uncontrollable erections will prevent him from participating in the school talent show. He goes to Butters for advice, who tells him he must put his penis in a girl's vagina before it will get soft again. Jimmy tries to accomplish this before the talent show begins.
Guest Stars: Connor Villard as Unknown | Eldridge Hudson as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)
Songs: Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes -- Love Lift Us Up Where We Belong

133 :09x08 - Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

Oct/19/2005
Stan and Cartman crash a speedboat into a dam, flooding the neighboring town of Beaverton. Since neither of the boys admits what they've done, people blame everything from the president to global warming for the disaster. They spend so much time trying to assign blame, that they have no time to help the citizens of Beaverton.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

134 :09x09 - Marjorine

Oct/26/2005
The boys have reason to think that girls can see into the future. They decide that one of them must pretend to be a girl so they can obtain access to the girls' secret information. All they have to do is fake Butters' death, and then re-introduce him to the class as "the new girl." Unfortunately, Mr. and Mrs. Stotch believe their son is really dead.
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams | Jennifer Howell as Bebe | Jessie Thomas as Unknown | Paula Holmberg as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)
Songs: Justin Timberlake -- Rock Your Body

135 :09x10 - Follow That Egg

Nov/02/2005
The children in Ms. Garrison's class are paired up to practice their parenting skills by taking care of eggs. Ms. Garrison realizes she still has feelings for Mr. Slave, who plans to marry Big Gay Al as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Ms. Garrison, broken-hearted, tries to stop the gay-marriage bill from passing.
Guest Stars: Jessie Thomas as Unknown | Jennifer Howell as Bebe | Jonathan Kimmel as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

136 :09x11 - Ginger Kids

Nov/09/2005
Cartman gives an oral report on "Ginger Kids" - kids with red hair, fair skin, and freckles - and convinces the other students to shun them. Due to a little prank, Cartman himself becomes infected with "Gingervitus" and, upset by all the teasing he originally promoted, he convinces ginger kids to follow his lead and fight for "Red Power."
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams
Director: Trey Parker (2)

137 :09x12 - Trapped in the Closet

Nov/16/2005
Stan becomes interested in Scientology, and the Scientologists try to convince him he is to be their new leader. Tom Cruise goes into Stan's closet and refuses to come out, and even denies the fact that he's in the closet. Even R. Kelly's desperate pleas won't convince Tom Cruise to come on out. Meanwhile, Stan's involvement in Scientology puts a strain on his friendship with Kyle.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

138 :09x13 - Free Willzyx

Nov/30/2005
Fooled by a pair of practical joker sea-life trainers, Kyle convinces the other boys that they need to free a "talking" whale and allow him to be reunited with his family on the moon. The boys' plan to save the whale becomes more complex than they originally thought, and soon they are looking for places to hide the poor creature.
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams
Director: Trey Parker (2)

139 :09x14 - Bloody Mary

Dec/07/2005
Stan feels embarrassed when his father is arrested for drunk driving. Meanwhile, a statue of the Virgin Mary bleeds and people from all over embark on pilgrimages to see it, hoping to be healed by its power. Randy believes the bleeding statue can cure him of his alcoholism.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

Season 10

140 :10x01 - The Return of Chef

Mar/22/2006
Chef returns to South Park and the whole town is excited. The boys notice there is something odd about him, and they soon learn he has been brainwashed into molesting children. The boys set out on a mission to free Chef from an outside influence.
Guest Stars: Peter Serafinowicz as Darth Chef
Director: Trey Parker (2)

141 :10x02 - Smug Alert!

Mar/29/2006
Kyle's dad buys a new hybrid car. This makes him feel smug, and he moves his family to San Francisco because people in South Park have no respect for the environment. To get Kyle back, Stan convinces people in South Park to buy hybrid cars, too. But when they do, it leads to extreme weather conditions in both San Francisco and South Park.
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams | Dimitri Mendoza as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

142 :10x03 - Cartoon Wars Part I (1)

Apr/05/2006
Cartman and Kyle argue over the popular cartoon, Family Guy. Kyle loves the show, but Cartman hates it. When the show airs some controversial content, the boys go on a cross-country chase to Hollywood. The fate of the show could be in either Cartman's or Kyle's hands. Meanwhile the citizens of South Park try to form a plan to prevent a terrorist attack.
Guest Stars: Jane Bussmann as Unknown | Dimitri Mendoza as Unknown | David Tennant as Unknown | Kyle McCulloch as Unknown | Jonathan Kimmel as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

143 :10x04 - Cartoon Wars Part II (2)

Apr/12/2006
Cartman reaches Family Guy studios first and learns the writers' secrets, and how to stop them. Kyle arrives soon after, and tries to stop Cartman's plan and save Family Guy and free speech. Soon, both boys are trying to persuade the president of FOX what to do.
Guest Stars: Jane Bussmann as Unknown | Jonathan Kimmel as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

144 :10x05 - A Million Little Fibers

Apr/19/2006
Towelie tries to get his life in order and writes a book about his drug addiction. His book is endorsed by Oprah, which helps it to sell thousands of copies. Soon people find out an aspect of the book is false, and though they learn valuable lessons from the book, they still want to punish Towelie for lying to them.
Guest Stars: Vernon Chatman as Towelie | Nicole Draco as Oprah Winfrey | Kyle McCulloch as Gary
Director: Trey Parker (2)

145 :10x06 - ManBearPig

Apr/26/2006
When the boys get mixed up with Al Gore's ManBearPig hunt, they become trapped in the Cave of Winds. While stuck inside, Cartman finds treasure and hides it from the other boys. A rescue team tries to help the boys, while Al Gore tries to put an end to ManBearPig.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

146 :10x07 - Tsst

May/03/2006
Cartman's mom decides he's just too much to handle, so she hires a couple of television nannies to improve his behavior. When Cartman outsmarts them, she turns to a dog whisperer, who proves to be a tougher opponent than Cartman expected.
Guest Stars: Milan Agnone as Unknown | Griffin Lennon as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

147 :10x08 - Make Love, Not Warcraft

Oct/04/2006
When an evil gamer begins to kill all the characters in World of Warcraft, the boys decide to join forces to take him down. Even Randy wants to get in on the action, much to Stan's dismay. Only a very special sword can help the boys defeat their powerful enemy.
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams | Dimitri Mendoza as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)
Songs: Paul Stanley -- Live to Win

148 :10x09 - Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

Oct/11/2006
Cartman is convinced that there is a conspiracy behind the September 11th terrorist attacks, so he sets off to find the real culprit. Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey is wondering who went number 2 in the urinal of the men’s restroom. In order to get to the bottom of this, Mr. Mackey puts the Hardly Boys on the case. As it turns out, these two seemingly unrelated mysteries have intrinsic connections, all pointing to governmental involvement.
Guest Stars: Kyle McCulloch as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

149 :10x10 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

Oct/18/2006
Ike and his kindergarten teacher are having an affair, and Kyle is angry that no one seems interested in punishing the teacher for her crime. Meanwhile, Cartman has a new authoritative role: he's South Park Elementary's new hall monitor - a job he takes very seriously.
Guest Stars: Katharine Howell as Unknown | Jessie Thomas as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)
Songs: The Starland Vocal Band -- Afternoon Delight, REO Speedwagon -- Can't Fight This Feeling

150 :10x11 - Hell On Earth 2006

Oct/25/2006
It's nearly Halloween, and Satan decides he must throw the most amazing party ever seen. Satan's grandiose plans include the finest hotel, a long celebrity guest list, and a very special cake... that is, if The Three Murderers can deliver it on time. Meanwhile, the boys anger rapper Biggie Smalls by summoning him through their mirror.
Guest Stars: Eldridge Hudson as Biggie Smalls
Director: Trey Parker (2)
Songs: Yello -- Oh Yeah

151 :10x12 - Go God Go (1)

Nov/01/2006
Ms. Garrison is upset when she is required to teach the theory of evolution to her class, but when she is replaced by scientist Richard Dawkins, the two of them form a special bond. Cartman has no patience waiting for the new Nintendo Wii to arrive, so he devises a plan to freeze himself so that he can pass the time more quickly. Despite help from Butters, things go horribly wrong.
Guest Stars: Jonathan Kimmel as Unknown | Kyle McCulloch as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

152 :10x13 - Go God Go XII (2)

Nov/08/2006
Cartman is furious when his saviors in the future can't hook up the Nintendo Wii for him to play, so he makes a few phone calls to the past to try and prevent him from freezing himself. Of course, interfering with the past can drastically change the future, and Cartman may alter history forever. He also reveals a little secret that Ms. Garrison didn't want Richard Dawkins to know.
Guest Stars: Jonathan Kimmel as Unknown | Kyle McCulloch as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

153 :10x14 - Stanley's Cup

Nov/15/2006
Stan finds himself in a bit of financial trouble when his bicycle is impounded, and has to take a job coaching Pee-Wee hockey to pay off the debt. Stan learns one of the players has cancer, and the only thing that might save him is if Stan can coach the team to victory. Unfortunately, he's facing a talentless group of players, a father who doesn't believe in him, and a ton of sports movie clichés.
Guest Stars: Shane Stephenson as Unknown | Timothy Napoli as Unknown | Katharine Howell as Unknown | Lance Ho as Unknown | Dimitri Mendoza as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)
Songs: Blur -- Song 2, Queen -- We Are The Champions

Season 11

154 :11x01 - With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

Mar/07/2007
When Randy utters a racial slur on national television, it not only causes him to be shunned by society, it also strains Stan's friendship with Token. To help raise awareness of sensitivity to others, South Park Elementary brings in a "little person" as a guest speaker, but he finds himself in a fight with Cartman.
Guest Stars: BJ McCrory as Unknown | Adrien Beard as Token Williams
Director: Trey Parker (2)
Songs: Disturbed -- Down with the Sickness

155 :11x02 - Cartman Sucks

Mar/14/2007
Cartman tries to fix a prank he pulled on Butters but it only makes things worse for both of them. Butters' parents send him off to a camp that claims it can turn gay boys straight, but everyone there is a mess, so Butters tries to help them despite his own confusion. Meanwhile, Cartman shows a very disturbing photograph for 'Show and Tell.'
Director: Trey Parker (2)

156 :11x03 - Lice Capades

Mar/21/2007
A South Park Elementary student is infested with head lice. The students want to know the name of the kid with the cooties, but Garrison won't reveal who it is. Accusations fly until Cartman devises a way to determine who has the bugs. Meanwhile, the lice do their best to survive the assault on their world.
Guest Stars: Paula Holmberg as Unknown | Eric Stough as Unknown | Jennifer Howell as Bebe | Kyle McCulloch as Unknown | Adrien Beard as Token Williams | Jonathan Kimmel as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

157 :11x04 - The Snuke

Mar/28/2007
When a new Islamic student joins the class, Cartman immediately assumes he's a terrorist. Putting together the pieces of a terrorist attack Jack Bauer-style, Cartman and Kyle must work together to uncover a sinister plot against Hillary Clinton - and learn that an old enemy of the United States still holds a grudge.
Guest Stars: Kyle McCulloch as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

158 :11x05 - Fantastic Easter Special

Apr/04/2007
When Stan questions the relationship between Easter Eggs, rabbits, Christ's death and resurrection, he finds himself drawn into an odd brotherhood that is protecting an ancient secret. With the help of Kyle, Jesus, and a man named Teabag, Stan must discover the secret and get a rabbit to the Vatican before it's too late.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

159 :11x06 - D-Yikes

Apr/11/2007
After another failed relationship, Ms. Garrison takes out her frustration and anger at men on her fourth grade students. While the boys seek outside help with their homework assignment, their teacher makes a new friend who opens up her eyes to a completely new lifestyle.
Guest Stars: Kyle McCulloch as Unknown | Paula Holmberg as Unknown | Bobby Peer as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)
Songs: Indigo Girls -- Closer to Fine, Melissa Etheridge -- Come to My Window

160 :11x07 - Night of the Living Homeless

Apr/18/2007
What starts with one bum asking for change, quickly becomes an infestation of the homeless all over South Park. The adults try to save their spare change by using force and reason, but the boys do a little research and find the ultimate solution to the city's growing problem.
Guest Stars: Jonathan Kimmel as Unknown | Kyle McCulloch as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

161 :11x08 - Le Petit Tourette

Oct/03/2007
After encountering another boy with Tourette's syndrome, Cartman fakes having the neurological disorder so he can say whatever he wants. Realizing there are no longer limits to what can be said, Eric prepares himself to be broadcast uncensored on National television.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

162 :11x09 - More Crap

Oct/10/2007
After a three-week constipation nightmare, Randy Marsh lets loose the biggest crap he's ever seen. He becomes a home-town hero overnight after the guys at the local bar see it. They convince him to contact Guinness and see if he has the world record. This doesn't go over well with the current record-holder Bono.
Guest Stars: Kyle McCulloch as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

163 :11x10 - Imaginationland (1)

Oct/17/2007
It all begins when Cartman sees a leprechaun. Determined to prove Kyle wrong about their existence, and to capitalize on a bet with him, he forms a search team. Things get even more weird when Stan, Kyle, and the other boys find themselves traveling to an imaginary land on board a flying ship.
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams | Katharine Howell as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

164 :11x11 - Imaginationland Episode II (2)

Oct/24/2007
As the horrors of Imaginationland run rampant, Stan and Kyle are taken deep into the Pentagon where they learn more of the terrorist attack and what the U.S. government plans to do about it. Meanwhile, a determined Cartman travels to Washington, still with dry balls.
Guest Stars: Jonathan Kimmel as Unknown | Kyle McCulloch as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

165 :11x12 - Imaginationland Episode III (3)

Oct/31/2007
The thrilling conclusion to the Imaginationland Trilogy sees Butters embracing his role as the chosen one. As the evils of our imagination march to the safe haven of the land's inhabitants, the Council of Nine prepare themselves for the coming battle. Back in the real world, Kyle is recovering while Cartman patiently waits for him to finally make good on their bet.
Guest Stars: Jonathan Kimmel as Unknown | Kyle McCulloch as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

166 :11x13 - Guitar Queer-o

Nov/07/2007
Stan and Kyle are great Guitar Hero partners, eventually hitting it big and becoming rock stars. But as it becomes clear that Kyle is only holding Stan back for even more success, their friendship is severally damaged when Kyle is replaced. As Stan becomes increasingly stressed out over an upcoming show, he looks for other methods to calm his nerves.
Director: Trey Parker (2)
Songs: Kansas -- Carry On Wayward Son, Poison -- Every Rose Has Its Thorn, Skid Row -- I Remember You, Ramones -- I Wanna Be Sedated, Primus -- John the Fisherman, Sex Pistols -- Pretty Vacant, Cheap Trick -- Surrender, Wolfmother -- Woman

167 :11x14 - The List

Nov/14/2007
When the boys discover the girls in their class have made a secret list that rates all of them from cutest to ugliest, they stop at nothing to see it. Once they do manage to gain possession of the list, they are shocked to see how they rank. The results are just too much for one of the boys to handle.
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams | Jennifer Howell as Bebe | Paula Holmberg as Unknown | Jessie Thomas as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

Season 12

168 :12x01 - Tonsil Trouble

Mar/12/2008
The life of Eric Cartman will never be the same after going in for a routine tonsillectomy. A mishap at the hospital results in Cartman being diagnosed with an incurable disease, and with little support from his friends. Now he is determined to find a cure, even if it costs him all his toys.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

169 :12x02 - Britney’s New Look

Mar/19/2008
While taking a vacation in the Colorado mountains near South Park, Britney Spears has a run-in with the boys. After an incident at a hotel room, they attempt to help Britney escape from the stressful celebrity lifestyle she lives by taking her to a place she can rest. But the boys soon learn the true nature of Britney's success and the powerful forces behind it.
Guest Stars: Jessie Thomas as Britney Spears
Director: Trey Parker (2)

170 :12x03 - Major Boobage

Mar/26/2008
The newest drug craze hits South Park. It's called cheesing and the boys are afraid Kenny has become hooked on it after missing school. Meanwhile, Kyle is busted for holding onto contraband, which forces his father Gerald to come face to face with his "Heavy Metal" past.
Director: Trey Parker (2)
Songs: Sammy Hagar -- Heavy Metal, Don Felder -- Heavy Metal (Takin' a Ride), Riggs -- Radar Rider

171 :12x04 - Canada on Strike

Apr/02/2008
Canada has had enough. Lead by the World Canadian Bureau, the country enters a long and painful strike in hopes the rest of the world will meet their demands. As a result of the strike, the boys are not able to see new episodes of their favorite comedic duo, Terrance and Phillip. It's now up to them to help Canada and end the strike.
Guest Stars: Jack Solmssen as Unknown | Ridley Solmssen as Unknown | Katharine Howell as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

172 :12x05 - Eek, A Penis!

Apr/09/2008
Despite receiving a sex change, the boys teacher Ms. Garrison still believes to be a man on the inside. With Garrison out searching for a way to become a man again, Cartman substitutes for the day. After the kids receive stellar test scores, Cartman is taken to an inner-city school to teach. But before he does that, he decides to change his appearance.
Guest Stars: C.D. Mick as Unknown | Ness Bautista as Unknown | Kyle McCulloch as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

173 :12x06 - Over Logging

Apr/16/2008
When the citizens of South Park discover the Internet is gone, they can no longer function. After hearing a rumor, the Marsh family packs up and heads west in hope of finding Internet there. Much like the California Gold Rush, they soon find that they're not the only ones looking.
Guest Stars: Eric Stough as Unknown | Ema Parker as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

174 :12x07 - Super Fun Time

Apr/23/2008
South Park Elementary has sent Mr. Garrison’s fourth grade class on a field trip to Pioneer Village, a historical reenactment town where all of the employees roleplay as if it were 1864. However, when Cartman discovers a Super Phun Thyme exists right next door, he forces Butters to sneak out of the complex so that the two of them can do something that is actually fun. Unfortunately, things take a turn for the worse when a highly armed group of thieves burst into Pioneer Village.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

175 :12x08 - The China Probrem

Oct/08/2008
Cartman, worried that the Chinese have plans to invade America, forms the American Liberation Front in an attempt to prevent the impending takeover. After the support he's counting on fails, it's up to Butters and Cartman to confront the Chinese alone. Meanwhile Stan, Kyle, and the rest of the boys have trouble dealing with the recent rape of a close friend.
Guest Stars: Christina Yeung Yao as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

176 :12x09 - Breast Cancer Show Ever

Oct/15/2008
Wendy gives a presentation on breast cancer awareness month but Cartman, in typical fashion, decides to make a mockery out of it. A furious Wendy challenges him to a fight, but all bets are on Cartman. Now with an after school fight between the two looming and everyone watching, Cartman realizes he may lose a fight to a girl.
Guest Stars: Sebastian Yu as Unknown | Erica Rivinoja as Unknown | Jennifer Howell as Bebe | Adrien Beard as Token Williams
Director: Trey Parker (2)

177 :12x10 - Pandemic (1)

Oct/22/2008
The boys find a way to make money off an international crisis that requires no talent and very little effort. Cartman convinces the other boys to invite Craig to get in on their latest plan. He knows Craig has just what it takes to make their dream a reality.

Source: South Park Studios
Director: Trey Parker (2)

178 :12x11 - Pandemic 2: The Startling (2)

Oct/29/2008
This week, the boys are lost in the Andes Mountains where they discover the startling secret behind the attack of the giant guinea pigs. The boys now have the power to rescue their town and the rest of the world from the onslaught but the Head of Homeland Security stands firmly in their way. Meanwhile, Randy bravely documents the destruction while trying to save his family.

Source: South Park Studios
Director: Trey Parker (2)

179 :12x12 - About Last Night...

Nov/05/2008
A new President has been elected and the citizens of South Park are partying in the streets in an all-new episode of “South Park.” While the country celebrates, the President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely. From the Oval Office, the new Commander-In-Chief assembles his team and prepares for the job ahead.

Source: South Park Studios
Guest Stars: Sebastian Yu as Unknown | Stanley G. Sawicki as Unknown | K.D. Bocatto as Unknown | Jack Bartkus as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)
Songs: Kool & the Gang -- Celebration, Toni Basil -- Mickey, Baha Men -- Who Let the Dogs Out?, Tag Team -- Whoomp! (There It Is)

180 :12x13 - Elementary School Musical

Nov/12/2008
High School Musical fever has hit South Park and the boys just don't get it, eventually taking a vow to never succumb to the peer pressure of singing and dancing. As time goes on they find ignoring it has had serious ramifications. Not only has Butters become more popular than them, but Stan may lose Wendy to Bridon, a third grader who can sing and dance better than anyone else in school.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe | Alexis Dunlap as Unknown | Dylan Dunlap as Unknown | Molly Pasutti as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

181 :12x14 - The Ungroundable

Nov/19/2008
When a new vampire fad hits South Park, the Goth Kids become frustrated when they are continually mistaken as being part of it. Meanwhile, Butters finds the lure of the vampire to be tempting, realizing he wouldn't have to answer to his parents anymore.
Guest Stars: Jessie Thomas as Unknown | Nico Agnone as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

Season 13

182 :13x01 - The Ring

Mar/11/2009
Kenny has a new girlfriend and her name is Tammy. When the boys find out she's a bit of a slut, they feel the need to tell him. Rather than being upset about it, Kenny is ecstatic. After hearing she's this way because of the Jonas Brothers, Kenny buys two tickets to their next show in Denver. His plans are quickly diminished after the Jonas Brothers give Tammy a purity ring.
Guest Stars: Milan Agnone as Unknown | John 'Nancy' Hansen as Mr. Slave | Mickey Ramos (2) as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

183 :13x02 - The Coon

Mar/18/2009
It's dark times in South Park. The economy is slumping and crime is up. When one young citizen decides to take it upon himself to make things right, the Coon is born. A lone vigilante but a symbol of hope in a time of despair. Before long a rival superhero appears known as Mysterion, threatening the Coon's place as the town's symbol. Desperate, and a little pissed off, the Coon will do anything to stop this new hotshot.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

184 :13x03 - Margaritaville

Mar/25/2009
The dreadful financial state has everyone worried. Fearful of the angered economy, Randy steps forward offering a solution - live a life that no longer depends on the economy. Before long the town gets behind his economic recovery movement. Meanwhile, Stan attempts to return a margarita maker but soon finds himself traveling to the nation's capitol.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

185 :13x04 - Eat, Pray, Queef

Apr/01/2009
Anticipating the conclusion to a Terrance and Phillip cliffhanger, the boys find a nasty April Fools joke waiting for them instead. The prank doesn't go over well, resulting in a furious Cartman and incapacitated Butters. The boys decide they must do something before it happens again.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe
Director: Trey Parker (2)

186 :13x05 - Fishsticks

Apr/08/2009
Jimmy is working on his comedy routine and decides to team up with Cartman. They eventually strike gold with a new joke about "fishsticks," and everyone is loving it. Everyone except Kanye West, that is. Meanwhile, one famous comedian begins to take credit for the now immensely popular "fishsticks" joke, much to Cartman's chagrin.
Guest Stars: Francis Los Feliz as Carlos Mencia | Adrien Beard as Token Williams
Director: Trey Parker (2)

187 :13x06 - Pinewood Derby

Apr/15/2009
Randy is determined that Stan will win this year's Pinewood Derby. He comes up with a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy.

Source: South Park Studios
Director: Trey Parker (2)

188 :13x07 - Fatbeard

Apr/22/2009
Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on Skull Island where they will frolic in crystal clear waterfalls and discover buried treasure. Cartman promises that paradise awaits if they can just get to Somalia.

Source: South Park Studios
Director: Trey Parker (2)

189 :13x08 - Dead Celebrities

Oct/07/2009
Constantly tormented by the ghosts of dead celebrities, Ike is stressed and has become increasingly ill. His brother Kyle, along with the boys, seek professional help in an attempt to rid Ike of the famous poltergeists that haunt him.
Guest Stars: Sebastian Yu as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

190 :13x09 - Butters' Bottom Bitch

Oct/14/2009
The boys learn a girl in school named Sally Darson charges $5 for a kiss. Having never been kissed himself, Butters' sees this as an opportunity to escape ridicule. After finally sharing his kiss with Sally, Butters' realizes he's now a man.. and that means making some real money.
Guest Stars: BJ McCrory as Unknown | Jennifer Howell as Bebe | Elisa Gabrielli as Unknown | Ozzie Carnan as Unknown | Chris Borkovec as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)
Songs: Peaches -- Fuck the Pain Away

191 :13x10 - W.T.F.

Oct/21/2009
The boys have found their new calling in life and they hurry to sign up for the wrestling club. They soon find out the kind of wrestling they teach at school is not the same thing they saw at the WWE. The boy’s wrestling coach has the same problem. He’s been struggling for years to get people to see the difference.

Source: South Park Studios
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams
Director: Trey Parker (2)

192 :13x11 - Whale Whores

Oct/28/2009
Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stan’s big day. There seems to be no end to the senseless killing. Stan takes on the cause to save the dolphins from the Japanese.

Source: South Park Studios
Director: Trey Parker (2)

193 :13x12 - The F Word

Nov/04/2009
Everyone agrees they've had enough of the loud and obnoxious bikers that have arrived in South Park. The boys are taking on the Harley Riders. They throw down the F word and the game is on.

Source: South Park Studios
Guest Stars: John 'Nancy' Hansen as Mr. Slave | Sebastian Yu as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

194 :13x13 - Dances with Smurfs

Nov/11/2009
Eric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park Elementary’s Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. Cartman is asking the tough questions and gaining followers.

Source: South Park Studios
Guest Stars: Sebastian Yu as Unknown
Director: Trey Parker (2)

195 :13x14 - Pee

Nov/18/2009
Things at the water park are not what they seem. The boy’s fun filled day is about to turn deadly. Events are in play at Splash Town that signal the end of the world is upon us. Cartman tries to warn everyone but no one will listen. Disaster is about to strike and the boys are in a race to survive.

Source: South Park Studios
Director: Trey Parker (2)

Season 14

196 :14x01 - Sexual Healing

Mar/17/2010
The nation's top scientists come together to put a stop to the recent phenomenon of rich, successful men who suddenly want to have sex with many, many women. After extensive testing, some of the fourth grade boys in South Park Elementary are diagnosed as sex addicts.

Source: South Park Studios
Director: Trey Parker (2)

197 :14x02 - The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs

Mar/24/2010
Mr. Garrison assigns his fourth grade class to read J.D. Salinger's "The Catcher in the Rye." The boys are excited after hearing about how the book has been banned for its salacious content, but soon discover that the book (in their eyes) isn't as raunchy as they think, prompting the four of them to create their own controversial novel. But when Stan's mom finds the book, the boys pin the blame on Butters and Butters becomes famous.

Source: Comedy Central
Director: Trey Parker (2)

198 :14x03 - Medicinal Fried Chicken

Mar/31/2010
Due to new laws banning fast-food restaurants from being built in low-income towns, Cartman starts his own Kentucky Fried Chicken cartel to get his fix. Meanwhile, all of the abandoned fast-food joints have been converted to medicinal marijuana dispensaries, prompting Randy to intentionally make himself sick so he can have a reason to smoke weed.

Source: Comedy Central
Director: Trey Parker (2)

199 :14x04 - You Have 0 Friends

Apr/07/2010
Kyle begins losing Facebook friends after accepting a friend invitation from an unpopular boy.

Source: South Park Studios
Director: Trey Parker (2)

200 :14x05 - 200

Apr/14/2010
While on a school field trip, Stan accidentally insults Tom Cruise and sets off a chain reaction. 200 previously ridiculed celebrities stand strong in a class action lawsuit against the town of South Park. This could be the thing that destroys South Park forever.

Source: Comedy Central
Guest Stars: Jessie Thomas as Paris Hilton | Elisa Gabrielli as Unknown | Vernon Chatman as Unknown | Adrien Beard as Token Williams/ Token's Dad

201 :14x06 - 201

Apr/21/2010
It's a tense situation in South Park as Muhammad has become the pawn in the game to save the town. The Ginger kids are threatening to destroy the city if Stan and Kyle don't hand over the Prophet and the celebrities have met violence with violence by unleashing Mecha Streisand. In the midst of all of this, all anyone really wants to know is, who is Eric Cartman's father?

Source: Southparkstudios.com

202 :14x07 - Crippled Summer

Apr/28/2010
There's no time for fun and games for Jimmy and his friends as they strive to be the champions of Summer Camp. Jimmy's going for the gold in the camp's surfing competition.

Source: Comedy Central
Guest Stars: Vernon Chatman as Towelie
Director: Trey Parker (2)

203 :14x08 - Poor And Stupid

Oct/06/2010
Cartman wants to race with the pros and he's ready to do whatever it takes to make it happen. He's afraid that no matter how hard he tries, he'll never reach the the level of the other NASCAR drivers. Working with Butters as his pit boss, Cartman pulls out all the stops to compete in the race of his life.

Source: Comedy Central
Director: Trey Parker (2)

204 :14x09 - It's A Jersey Thing

Oct/13/2010
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205 :14x10 - Insheeption

Oct/20/2010
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206 :14x11 - Coon 2: Hindsight

Oct/27/2010
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207 :14x12 - Mysterion Rises

Nov/03/2010
Led by Mysterion, Coon and Friends are working together to help the people in the Gulf who are at the mercy of the dark lord, Cthulhu. The Coon, scorned by his fellow super heroes and now working alone, is out for revenge.

208 :14x13 - Coon Vs. Coon & Friends

Nov/10/2010
The Coon shows himself to be even more evil than the dark lord, Cthulhu, as he punishes his former partners in Coon & Friends. Kenny McCormick, is wrestling with the weight of his own super power through his alter-ego, Mysterion. Will Coon and Friends save the day? Will Mysterion ever come to terms with his ability to defy death? All this as the nation waits and wonders: Where is Captain Hindsight?

Source: mrtwig.net

209 :14x14 - Crème Fraiche

Nov/17/2010
Stans life is a shambles both at home and in school. Randys obsession with the Food Network Is changing everything. It even forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own. When his mom takes off with her "new interest", Stan is left behind to pick up the pieces.

Source: Comedy Central

Season 15

Six Days to Air: The Making of "South Park"

Oct/09/2011
Viewers will get a look at Parker and Stones thought process as they approach a new episode and the 24/7 grind they subject themselves to each time the show is in production.

The documentary also includes in-depth interviews with Parker and Stone about their working partnership and reflections on highlights from their careers.

Source: South Park Studios

210 :15x01 - HUMANCENTiPAD

Apr/27/2011
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.

Source: Comedy Central

211 :15x02 - Funnybot

May/04/2011
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Departments First Annual Comedy Awards at South Park Elementary in an all-new episode of "South Park" titled, "Funnybot, premiering on Wednesday, May 4 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central.

At the schools first annual Comedy Awards, Jimmy announces that the Germans are the least funny people in the world. Germany is highly insulted. They vow that retaliation toward the kids at South Park Elementary will be swift and brutal.

Source: Southpark Studios

212 :15x03 - Royal Pudding

May/11/2011
The Prince of Canada is about to take a princess. It is a joyous time for all Canadians as the royal wedding commences. But just as the prince and princess are about to be joined for all eternity, the princess is abducted! All Canadians are called upon to help save the princess. Ike answers the call to arms.

213 :15x04 - T.M.I.

May/18/2011
Cartman is furious when he mistakes a bulletin board message about the boys' heights for their penis measurements, and is sent to anger management following a lunchroom blow-up.

214 :15x05 - Crack Baby Athletic Association

May/25/2011
Cartman takes in Kyle (of all people) as a protege for his latest get-rich-quick scheme: an athletic association dedicated to crack babies.

215 :15x06 - City Sushi

Jun/01/2011
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder. The boys want to help Butters find out what's really happening to him but Butters may not like what they find. Meanwhile, City Wok (the Chinese restaurant) faces competition with a Japanese restaurant called City Sushi.

216 :15x07 - You're Getting Old

Jun/08/2011
In this special dramatic episode, Stan begins seeing everyone and everything as piles of shit now that he's turning ten years old, which turns him cynical. Meanwhile, Randy and Sheila's marital problems take a turn for the worse and the two decide to break up permanently.

217 :15x08 - Ass Burgers

Oct/05/2011
Cartman finds a unique way of coping with Asperger's syndrome. Even Kyle and Kenny are on board.

Meanwhile, Stan can't seem to get his life back to normal no matter what he tries. Will anything ever be the same in South Park again?



Source: South Park Studios

218 :15x09 - The Last of the Meheecans

Oct/12/2011
What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol. Not surprisingly, Cartman turns out to be really good at stopping Mexicans.

Source: South Park Studios
Guest Stars: Adriana Yanez as Unknown | Luis Valencia as Unknown | Andres Argote as Unknown | Eduardo Alvarado as Unknown | Adrien Beard as Token Williams
Director: Trey Parker (2)

219 :15x10 - Bass to Mouth

Oct/19/2011
The students of South Park Elementary are the victims of a new gossip website. An elusive hacker has somehow gained access into the student's confidential phone calls and e-mails and is posting all their juicy stories. The boys are shocked when they discover the identity of the hacker.

Source: South Park Studios

220 :15x11 - Broadway Bro Down

Oct/26/2011
An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans (among them, George Clooney), a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations.

Source: Comedy Central

221 :15x12 - 1%

Nov/02/2011
The kids at South Park Elementary are being punished for Cartman's failings in the physical education department. What will Cartman do when they all gang up on him?

Source: South Park Studios

222 :15x13 - A History Channel Thanksgiving

Nov/09/2011
The boys learn what really happened at the first Thanksgiving—including an extraterrestrial presence—from a TV documentary.

Source: Comedy Central

223 :15x14 - The Poor Kid

Nov/16/2011
Kenny ends up in the foster care system after his parents are arrested.

Source: Comedy Central

Season 16

224 :16x01 - Reverse Cowgirl

Mar/14/2012
One of the boys had been told time and time again about leaving the toilet seat up after he goes to the bathroom, but he didn't listen. His actions have consequences and ultimately result in an unimaginable catastrophe.
Director: Trey Parker (2)

225 :16x02 - Cash For Gold

Mar/21/2012
Cartman embarks on another business venture, launching a gemstones network show that ends up preying on vulnerable clients. Meanwhile, Stan takes the opportunity to discover the true value of an heirloom given to him by his grandfather.


Source: Comedy Central UK
Director: Trey Parker (2)

226 :16x03 - Faith Hilling

Mar/28/2012
An evolutionary development poses a grave threat to humanity.

Source: Comedy Central
Director: Trey Parker (2)

227 :16x04 - Jewpacabra

Apr/04/2012
The town's Easter-egg hunt may be canceled due to rumors of a vicious beast that Cartman claims to have caught on film.

Source: Comedy Central
Director: Trey Parker (2)

228 :16x05 - Butterballs

Apr/11/2012
Stan organizes an antibullying video when Butters is tormented by an unlikely predator.

Source: Comedy Central
Director: Trey Parker (2)

229 :16x06 - I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining

Apr/18/2012
The boys try zip-lining in the Colorado mountains on the last day of spring break, but their adventure takes a dangerous, life-threatening turn.

Source: Comedy Central
Guest Stars: Eli Bildner as Kyle | Brandon Hardesty as Cartman | Eric Meyers as Narrator
Director: Trey Parker (2)

230 :16x07 - Cartman Finds Love

Apr/25/2012
A romance for Cartman may finally become a reality when there's a new girl at school.

Source: Comedy Central
Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe | Adrien Beard as Token Williams
Director: Trey Parker (2)

231 :16x08 - Sarcastaball

Sep/26/2012
Randy's campaign to prevent head injuries in football radically changes the way the game is played, but the new rules become a national sensation and even make a South Park student a star athlete.

Source: Comedy Central
Director: Trey Parker (2)

232 :16x09 - Raising The Bar

Oct/03/2012
Cartman owns up to being fat and decides that driving around on a scooter is his right. Kyle sees that Cartman isn't the only one who finds no shame in his unhealthy lifestyle. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers he has a rival in America's Sweetheart, Honey Boo Boo.

Source: Comedy Central
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams

233 :16x10 - Insecurity

Oct/10/2012
Kyle suspects that his mother is having an affair with a deliveryman; Cartman installs a home-security system.

Source: Comedy Central

234 :16x11 - Going Native

Oct/17/2012
Butters' obstreperous behavior gives his parents a reason to tell him why he's not like the other kids, so he asks Kenny to accompany him on his journey of self-discovery to Hawaii.

Source: Comedy Central

235 :16x12 - A Nightmare On Face Time

Oct/24/2012
The boys' plans to go trick-or-treating as their comic-book heroes, the Avengers, hit a snag when Stan's dad needs his son's help with a new business venture.

Source: Comedy Central

236 :16x13 - A Scause For Applause

Oct/31/2012
An icon is implicated in a doping scandal, so supporters start cutting off their symbolic wristbands.

Source: Comedy Central

237 :16x14 - Obama Wins!

Nov/07/2012
In the Season 16 finale, Cartman believes he can affect the outcome of the 2012 presidential election.

Source: Comedy Central

Season 17

South Park: Pandemic 1 & 2

Sep/22/2013
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238 :17x01 - Let Go, Let Gov

Sep/25/2013
Cartman is sick of the government watching everything he does. In attempt to expose them, he infiltrates the National Security Agency. Meanwhile, Butters discovers a new audience for his prayers.
Guest Stars: Bill Hader as Alec Baldwin
Director: Trey Parker (2)

239 :17x02 - Informative Murder Porn

Oct/02/2013
The boys use the game of MINECRAFT as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.


Source: Comedy Central
Director: Trey Parker (2)

240 :17x03 - World War Zimmerman

Oct/09/2013
Token is deemed a threat to all humanity by Cartman.

Source: Comedy Central
Director: Trey Parker (2)

241 :17x04 - Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers

Oct/23/2013
A goth kid is sent to a camp for troubled youth, but upon her return her friends find her changed in disturbing ways, so they turn to an unlikely group for help.

Source: Comedy Central
Director: Trey Parker (2)
Songs: Sunny Day Real Estate -- Seven

242 :17x05 - Taming Strange

Oct/30/2013
Ike hits puberty, but Kyle worries that he and his little brother are growing apart, so he takes him to a live performance of his favorite TV show, "Yo Gabba Gabba!"

Source: Comedy Central

243 :17x06 - Ginger Cow

Nov/06/2013
Cartman facilitates world peace with his latest prank, which brings religious leaders to South Park to witness the fulfillment of a Biblical prophecy.

Source: Comedy Central

244 :17x07 - Black Friday

Nov/13/2013
The holiday shopping season begins, and the boys try to figure out how to beat the rush at the mall for deals on gaming systems. Meanwhile, Randy gets a job as a security guard to help control the mall crowds.

Source: Comedy Central

245 :17x08 - A Song of Ass and Fire

Nov/20/2013
Console wars escalate as throngs of shoppers push toward the mall in anticipation of Black Friday. Meanwhile, Cartman seeks revenge against Princess Kenny.

Source: Comedy Central
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams/ Token's Dad

246 :17x09 - Titties and Dragons

Dec/04/2013
The boys are divided over what games console to buy as the biggest Black Friday sale ever takes place.

247 :17x10 - The Hobbit

Dec/11/2013
Wendy plays matchmaker by trying to pair one of her gal pals with Butters, only to end up in the counselor's office.

Source: Comedy Central

Season 18

248 :18x01 - Season 18, Episode 1

Sep/24/2014
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Classification: Animation
Genre: Adult Cartoons | Comedy
Status: Returning Series
Network: Comedy Central ( USA)
Airs: Wednesdays at 10:00 pm
Runtime: 30 Minutes
Premiere: August 13, 1997
Episode Order: 10
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