Season 1 |
| 1 :01x01 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe (Aug/13/1997) | | Cartman dreams he is abducted by aliens, cows all over South Park are being turned inside out, and Kyle's little brother, Ike, is missing. The boys believe these events are related and are the work of "visitors" - aliens from space. Kyle and Stan resolve to get Ike back, even though Stan is distracted by his crush on Wendy. | | Guest Stars: Franchesca Clifford as Ike Broflovski | | Writers: Trey Parker (1), Matt Stone | |
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| 2 :01x02 - Volcano (Aug/20/1997) | | The boys go on a hunting trip with Stan's Uncle Jimbo and his friend Ned. Cartman tries to frighten the other boys by pretending to be "Scuzzlebutt," a mysterious Bigfoot-like creature. Meanwhile, they are camping near a dormant volcano that becomes active again, threatening their safety. | | Writers: Trey Parker (1), Matt Stone | |
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| 3 :01x03 - Weight Gain 4000 (Aug/27/1997) | | Cartman wins an environmental essay contest, but Wendy suspects that he cheated. The town learns that Kathie Lee Gifford will visit South Park to present Cartman's award live on television, which causes Mr. Garrison to seek revenge upon her for something she did to him in the past. As the town prepares for Kathie Lee's arrival, Cartman tries to get in shape for his television appearance. | | Guest Stars: Karri Turner as Kathy Lee Gifford | | Writers: Trey Parker (1), Matt Stone | |
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| 4 :01x04 - Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride (Sep/03/1997) | | The boys suspect that Stan's new dog, Sparky, is gay. Stan is supposed to be the star quarterback in the South Park Cows football game, but when Sparky runs away, Stan sets out to find him. He meets a man named "Big Gay Al" who accepts Sparky just as he is. Stan must convince Sparky to come home, and make it back to South Park in time to save the game. | | Special Guest Stars: George Clooney as Sparky | | Writers: Matt Stone, Trey Parker (1) | |
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| 5 :01x05 - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig (Sep/10/1997) | | The boys want to breed Kyle's new elephant and Cartman's pot-bellied pig to create a tiny, pot-bellied elephant. They hope to create a terrific pet and win the school science fair. They visit Mephesto, a genetic engineer, for advice, but find that Chef knows best when it comes to breeding. Meanwhile, Stan's sister is making his life a living hell. | | Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe | | Writers: Dan Sterling, Trey Parker (1), Matt Stone | |
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| 6 :01x06 - Death (Sep/17/1997) | | Stan's grandfather is 102 years old, he's ready to die, and he begs "Billy" (Stan) to kill him. The boys have been watching a lot of the "Terrance and Phillip" show and its potty humor, and when the parents suspect the boys of trying to kill grandpa, they assume it's because the naughty show influenced them. Meanwhile, a nasty case of diarrhea seems to be affecting the town. | | Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe | | Writers: Trey Parker (1), Matt Stone | |
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| 7 :01x07 - Pinkeye (Oct/29/1997) | | It's Halloween in South Park and a wave of pink eye is going around the town. All the infected people get a strange craving for human brains. As the boys try to do their trick-or-treating, the pink eye zombies are ruining everything, so the boys must do their best to save Halloween. | | Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe | | Writers: Philip Stark, Matt Stone, Trey Parker (1) | |
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| 8 :01x08 - Starvin' Marvin (Nov/19/1997) | | The boys try to help a famine relief effort, and are sent an Ethiopian boy in exchanged for their donation. The government comes to take the boy home, but they take Cartman instead. Meanwhile, it's Thanksgiving, Kenny's family is going hungry, and mutant turkeys are running amok in South Park. | | Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe, Jesse Howell as Starving Marvin | | Writers: Trey Parker (1), Matt Stone | |
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| 9 :01x09 - Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (Dec/17/1997) | | The kids discover that Kyle is Jewish, and therefore doesn't celebrate Christmas. Kyle suggests he could still participate in the annual Christmas play by singing a song about Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo, but since nobody else believes in talking poo, Kyle is committed to a mental institution. Meanwhile, Christmas is in danger of being completely ruined when the town wipes all the spirituality out of the holiday to avoid offending anyone. | | Guest Stars: Jesse Howell as Ike, Jennifer Howell as Bebe | | Writers: Matt Stone, Trey Parker (1) | |
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| 10 :01x10 - Damien (Feb/04/1998) | | A new student arrives at South Park Elementary, and he seems to be the spawn of Satan. Shunned by the other students, he becomes angry and asks his father to help him get revenge - and pretty soon Jesus and Satan have scheduled a fight. Meanwhile, Cartman is planning his birthday party, but everyone is more interested in the fight between good and evil. | | Special Guest Stars: Michael Buffer as Ring Announcer, | Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe | | Writers: Trey Parker (1), Matt Stone | |
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| 11 :01x11 - Tom's Rhinoplasty (Feb/11/1998) | | Mr. Garrison takes a leave of absence from school while he gets a nose job. He becomes so good-looking that he can barely handle the attention. While he's gone, the class gets a substitute teacher named Miss Ellen. Wendy thinks Miss Ellen and Stan are attracted to each other, and sets out to sabotage the new teacher's career. | | Special Guest Stars: Natasha Henstridge as Ms. Ellen, | Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe, Toddy Walters as Singing Voice (Uncredited) | | Writer: Trey Parker (1) | | Songs: Andy Gibb -- Shadow Dancing | |
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Season 2 |
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| 16 :02x03 - Ike's Wee Wee (May/20/1998) | | Ike's bris is approaching, and the boys misunderstand exactly what happens during this ceremony. Kyle tries to save his baby brother by sending him away. Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey is fired from his job and begins to question everything he's ever believed. | | Guest Stars: Jesse Howell as Unknown, Bruce Howell as Uncle Murray | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 21 :02x08 - Summer Sucks (Jun/24/1998) | | When summer comes around the boys are excited about leaving school and buying some fireworks. Their fun ends when they discover that fireworks have been banned, so Ned and Jimbo try to save Independence Day by smuggling in illegal fireworks from Mexico. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison can't find Mr. Hat, and Cartman takes swimming lessons. | | Special Guest Stars: Jonathan Katz as Dr. Katz, | Guest Stars: Nico Agnone as Baby Kyle, Baby Stan, Baby Kenny | Director: Trey Parker (1)
Writer: Trey Parker (1), Nancy Pimental | |
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| 23 :02x10 - Chickenpox (Aug/26/1998) | | Kenny comes down with the chickenpox, so the boys' parents send them to his house to catch the disease while they are still young. Stan and Cartman soon become sick, but Kyle remains healthy and is furious when he learns what his parents did. He and the boys plan their revenge. Meanwhile, Sheila tries to rekindle the friendship between Kyle's dad and Kenny's dad. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
Writer: Trey Parker (1), Matt Stone, Trisha Nixon | | Songs: The Monkees -- I'm a Believer | |
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| 26 :02x13 - Cow Days (Sep/30/1998) | | South Park is holding its annual "Cow Days" festival. The local cows become fascinated by a giant cow clock, and form a cult around it. Meanwhile the boys are determined to win a pair of Terrance and Phillip dolls at the carnival, even if it means taking advantage of Cartman's temporary personality change. | | Guest Stars: Dian Bachar as Announcer | Director: Trey Parker (1)
Writer: David Goodman (1), Trey Parker (1) | |
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| 27 :02x14 - Chef Aid (Oct/07/1998) | | Chef finds himself in a legal battle over a song he wrote, and tries to earn money by prostituting himself. The boys want to help Chef by gathering his famous musician friends for a charity concert. | | Guest Stars: Primus as Themselves, Joe Strummer as Himself, Elton John as Himself, Ween as Themselves, The Crystal Method as Themselves, Ol' Dirty Bastard as Himself, Toddy Walters as Alanis Morissette, Ozzy Osbourne as Himself, DMX as Himself, Rancid as Themselves, Rick James (1) as Himself, Meat Loaf as Himself | Director: Trey Parker (1)
Writer: Matt Stone, Trey Parker (1) | | Songs: Rancid -- Brad Logan, Ozzy Osbourne -- Nowhere to Run | |
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| 28 :02x15 - Spooky Fish (Oct/28/1998) | | Stan is sure that the pet fish his Aunt Flo gives him is evil. When dead bodies start to appear in Stan's room, his mother suspects him of the crimes, and not the fish. Meanwhile, Cartman is acting unusually friendly and kind, which makes the other boys instantly suspicious. | | Guest Stars: Genevieve Thomas Colvin as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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Season 3 |
| Dead Friend Sketch (Oct/09/1999) | | This episode is a South Park spoof of Monty Python's "Dead Parrot Sketch". | |
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| 35 :03x04 - Jakovasaurs (Jun/16/1999) | | While camping out at Stark's Pond, the boys discover a prehistoric creature. The Department of the Interior claims it is a "Jakovasaur", and wants to breed it to re-establish the species. Once they do, and the creatures are found to be incredibly annoying, everyone wants to get rid of them - except Cartman, who fights to preserve them. | | Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Unknown | Director: Matt Stone
Writer: Matt Stone, Trey Parker (1), David Goodman (1) | |
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| 36 :03x05 - Tweek vs. Craig (Jun/23/1999) | | They boys take a shop class, except for Kenny, who is thrilled to be enrolled in Home Economics. Cartman bets Stan and Kyle that Craig could take Tweek in a fight, and so they try to start a brawl between the two boys to see who would win. Apparently though, neither Tweek nor Craig has any fighting experience. Meanwhile, their shop teacher, Mr. Alder, keeps having a recurring daydream about a woman he once loved. | | Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe, Toddy Walters as Home Economics Teacher, George Brandon as Uncle Corey (Live Action), Sarah Kane as Grandma (Live Action), Pam Brady as Woman (Live Action) | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 38 :03x07 - Cat Orgy (1) (Jul/14/1999) | | During a big meteor shower, all the parents in town go to a party, so Shelley baby-sits Cartman. Shelley won't take any crap from him, plus, she invites her much-older boyfriend over, which really infuriates Cartman. "Mr. Kitty" is in heat, and goes off in search of a good time. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 40 :03x09 - Jewbilee (3) (Jul/28/1999) | | The night of the meteor shower, Kyle invites Kenny to go to with him to "Jewbilee", a camp-out for Jewish kids, and Ike goes to the "Squirts" group. They all make gifts for Moses, but when Moses finally appears he bans Kenny, who's not Jewish. Meanwhile, a bear terrorizes the Squirts. | | Guest Stars: Nico Agnone as Squirts, Clare McShane as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 41 :03x10 - Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery (Oct/27/1999) | | It's Halloween, and a group of 5th graders scare Stan, Kyle, and Kenny. To get even, the boys create a ghost story about Kyle's dead grandmother, and even dig up her corpse for authenticity - until the body disappears. The band Korn helps the boys get to the bottom of the mystery, while Cartman spends Halloween planning out his Christmas wish list. | | Guest Stars: Frank Welker as Nibblet (Uncredited), Rochelle Leffler (1) as Unknown, Korn as Themselves | Director: Trey Parker (1)
Writer: Trey Parker (1) | | Songs: Korn -- Falling Away From Me | |
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| 42 :03x11 - Chinpokomon (Nov/03/1999) | | A new fad from Japan called “Chinpokomon” is sweeping South Park, and all the kids want to collect them. They play a Chinpokomon video-game and attend a Chinpokomon convention, but there seems to be a sinister purpose behind it all. The parents try to save their children by inventing fads to distract them. | | Guest Stars: Milan Agnone as Unknown, Saki Miata as Commercial Lady, Junichi Nishimura as Hirohito (Uncredited) | Directors: Trey Parker (1), Eric Stough
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| 43 :03x12 - Hooked on Monkey Fonics (Nov/10/1999) | | An important spelling bee is coming up, and Cartman's mother tries to prepare him by purchasing "Hooked on Monkey Fonics." During the spelling bee, the boys meet Mark and Rebecca, two local home-schooled children who clearly lack social skills. Mark wants to give public school a try, but learns that sometimes other children aren't so nice, and Kyle develops a crush on Rebecca. | | Guest Stars: Ronnie James Dio as Himself | Director: Trey Parker (1)
Writer: Trey Parker (1) | | Songs: Ronnie James Dio -- Holy Diver | |
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| 44 :03x13 - Starvin' Marvin in Space! (Nov/17/1999) | | When an alien ship crashes in the African desert, Starvin' Marvin finds it, picks up the South Park boys, and flies to the ship's home planet, Marklar. Starvin' Marvin wants to go back for his people and bring them to Marklar, where there is plenty of food. The CIA is hot on his trail, and a Christian group learns of the aliens and wants to go to Marklar to convert them. | | Guest Stars: Michael Ann Young (1) as Sister Hollis/Lady Missionary | Director: Trey Parker (1)
Writer: Trey Parker (1), Matt Stone, Kyle McCulloch | |
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| 45 :03x14 - The Red Badge of Gayness (a.k.a. War) (Nov/24/1999) | | When the boys participate in a Civil War reenactment, Cartman chooses to fight on the side of the South and take on the role of General Lee. With all the soldiers rowdy and drunk on schnapps, he tries to change Civil War history and allow the South to win. Stan and Kyle try desperately to stop Cartman's plan. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 47 :03x16 - Are You There God, It's Me Jesus (Dec/29/1999) | | Cartman begins bleeding from his ass, thinks he's got his period, and is excited about finally entering puberty. Soon, the other boys begin waiting to have their "periods" too. Meanwhile, the new millennium is approaching and while people are going to see Jesus, they really want to see God. Jesus feels it's up to him to impress everyone, so he promises to host a fabulous New Year's event. | Director: Eric Stough
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Season 4 |
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| 51 :04x03 - Timmy! 2000 (Apr/19/2000) | | Mr. Garrison's class gets a new student named Timmy. Not realizing Timmy is handicapped, Mr. Mackey suspects he has ADD and excuses him from school work. When the other kids see this, they claim to have ADD too. Soon, every kid in South Park is on Ritalin. Timmy becomes the lead singer of local band, "Lords of the Underworld," which offends singer Phil Collins. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 52 :04x04 - Quintuplets 2000 (Apr/26/2000) | | The boys see the Contorting Quintuplets from Romania perform, and they are impressed by the amount of money an act like this brings in, so they try to start their own circus. Soon, the quints and their grandmother defect and are invited to stay at Stan's house. In the meantime, Kenny takes singing lessons and becomes famous in Romania. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 53 :04x05 - Cartman Joins NAMBLA (Jun/21/2000) | | Cartman thinks he is too mature for his friends, so logs onto the Internet to find some adult companionship. He joins the North American Man Boy Love Association, and soon has an older friend who is looking for a "special" relationship with him. Not to be outdone, the other boys soon find older friends, too. Kenny discovers that his mom is pregnant, and tries to make her have an abortion. | Director: Eric Stough
Writer: Trey Parker (1) | | Songs: Yves Montand -- Page d'écriture | |
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| 54 :04x06 - Cherokee Hair Tampons (Jun/28/2000) | | Kyle becomes sick and needs a kidney transplant, but his mother is convinced that natural cures from a New Age store are better. Kyle's condition gets worse, and it turns out that the only person who is a compatible kidney donor for Kyle is Cartman, and Cartman's not letting his kidney go without a fight. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison is on forced leave from the school, and sets out to write a romance novel. | | Guest Stars: Dee Dee Green as Miss Information, Becca Kagan as Teenage Girl in Live Action Commercial (Uncredited), Bruce Howell as Mr. Wyland, Tommy Chong as Chief Running Pinto, Cheech Marin as Carlos Ramirez | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 55 :04x07 - Chef Goes Nanners (Jul/05/2000) | | Chef thinks the South Park flag is racist and should be changed, but Jimbo claims the flag should be kept and valued for its history. Chef becomes so angry that he converts to Islam and changes his name. When the school gets in on the debate, Wendy and Cartman are assigned to work together. Oddly, Wendy becomes attracted to Cartman. | | Guest Stars: Bruce Howell as Mr. Wyland, Jennifer Howell as Bebe | Directors: Eric Stough, Trey Parker (1)
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| 57 :04x09 - Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? (1) (Jul/19/2000) | | When Stan, Cartman, and Kenny are in church, they learn that to avoid hell, you must confess your sins. This frightens the boys, and they are concerned that since Timmy can only say his own name, he won't be able to confess and go to heaven. When they find out the priest is completely immoral, the kids decide to save themselves. Meanwhile, Satan agonizes over his choice to either stay with Chris or get back together with Saddam. | | Guest Stars: Dian Bachar as Chris (Uncredited), Jack Oldman as Unknown, Anne Garefino as Sister Anne, Milan Agnone as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 58 :04x10 - Probably (2) (Jul/26/2000) | | The boys start their own church to save everyone, with Cartman as the preacher. Kenny calls Cartman from Mexico, but Cartman thinks he's calling from hell, so he writes a sermon about it to inspire fear. Jesus is upset that Cartman is taking advantage of people. Back in hell, Satan is having more trouble with Saddam and Chris, so he goes to God for advice. | | Guest Stars: Gary Nicholson as Unknown, Zoe Murphy Dion as Little Blond Girl in Hell, Anne Garefino as Sister Anne, Dian Bachar as Chris (Uncredited) | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 59 :04x11 - Fourth Grade (Nov/08/2000) | | When the boys finally get to fourth grade, they begin to feel nostalgic for third grade. They get a couple of college students to morph Timmy's wheelchair into a time machine so they can go back. Meanwhile the new fourth grade teacher, Ms.Choksondik, seeks Mr. Garrison's advice for dealing with the boys, and Mr. Garrison attempts to come to terms with his own sexuality. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 63 :04x15 - Fat Camp (Dec/06/2000) | | Cartman is sent to Fat Camp, and returns home looking slim and fit, but one else at Fat Camp is losing any weight. Kenny eats disgusting things for money, and because he is willing to do crazy stunts, he gets his own television show. Mrs. Crabtree's uterus becomes the setting for an unusual pay-per-view event. | | Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 64 :04x16 - The Wacky Molestation Adventure (Dec/13/2000) | | Kyle's parents forbid him to go to a concert, so on Cartman's advice he calls the police and tells them his parents molested him. The other kids notice Kyle enjoying the freedom he has with his parents in jail, so they all do the same. Soon, the adults are all in jail and the town is controlled by children - something that is very spooky to a couple whose car breaks down in South Park. | | Guest Stars: Nico Agnone as Filmore Anderson, Milan Agnone as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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Season 5 |
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| 67 :05x02 - Cripple Fight (Jun/27/2001) | | Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Timmy, and Butters join the scouts, and their troop leader is Big Gay Al. At a scout meeting the boys get to know Jimmy, a boy with physical disabilities and a stutter. Timmy is jealous of Jimmy, and they get in a fight. Meanwhile, the community worries about having a gay scout leader, and fires Big Gay Al. | | Guest Stars: Marc Shaiman as Himself | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 68 :05x03 - Super Best Friends (Jul/04/2001) | | The boys see magician David Blaine perform, then attend his workshop and camp, and basically join a cult in which Blaine is the leader. Stan is the only one who isn't enchanted by Blaine. Stan asks Jesus for help in showing his friends the truth, and Jesus calls "The Super Best Friends" for more support. | | Guest Stars: Toby Morton as Mohammed | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 70 :05x05 - Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow (Jul/18/2001) | | The boys are supposed to participate in an "Earth Day Brain Washing Festival," but instead go to see a live-action Terrance and Phillip show under the guise of asking them to perform at the Earth Day event. When they get there, Terrance looks terrible and Phillip is an impostor. The boys have to get Terrance and Phillip back together, but it will not be an easy task. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 71 :05x06 - Cartmanland (Jul/25/2001) | | Cartman inherits a large sum of money from his grandmother and uses it to buy an amusement park. He doesn't allow anyone else into the park, because he doesn't want to wait in line for the rides. Meanwhile, Kyle questions God's purpose in bestowing such good fortune upon a person as selfish as Cartman. | | Guest Stars: Toby Morton as Mr. Foon | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 72 :05x07 - Proper Condom Use (Aug/01/2001) | | Fifth graders teach Cartman how to "milk" a dog, and when Stan tries it in front of his parents, they assume it means kids aren't learning proper sex education in school. Mr. Mackey teaches the boys, while Ms. Choksondik teaches the girls, but because the two instructors are so clueless, the kids become terrified of sex. Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik find themselves attracted to each other. | | Guest Stars: Danielle Quidilla as Unknown, Jennifer Howell as Bebe, Nico Agnone as Filmore Anderson, Milan Agnone as Unknown, Mischa Ulrich as Unknown, Jesse Ulrich as Unknown, Havannah Ulrich as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 73 :05x08 - Towelie (Aug/08/2001) | | Stan's mom buys the boys a new video game system and they are looking forward to playing it all weekend. When Kyle mentions he can't hang out with them because he'll be swimming with his family, a talking towel named "Towelie" appears. All Towelie wants to do is give towel advice and get high. Soon the government gets involved, and seems very interested in Towelie. | | Guest Stars: Vernon Chatman as Towelie, Toby Morton as Marine in Helicopter | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 75 :05x10 - How To Eat With Your Butt (Nov/14/2001) | | Kenny plays a practical joke during school photo day, and Cartman takes it a step further. The joke causes a couple from Wisconsin to arrive in South Park, looking for their long lost son. Cartman sees something which causes him to laugh so hard that he actually loses his sense of humor. | | Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 77 :05x12 - Here Comes the Neighborhood (Nov/28/2001) | | The other students tease Token because his family is wealthy. Feeling out of place, he convinces several rich celebrities to move to South Park. Even while playing with his new rich friends, he still feels out of place, so he moves into the lion den at the zoo. The South Park residents are uncomfortable with all the new wealthy celebrities, and try to drive them out of town. | | Guest Stars: Matt Prager as Unknown, Adrien Beard as Token Williams/ Token's Dad | Director: Eric Stough
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| 78 :05x13 - Kenny Dies (Dec/05/2001) | | Kenny develops a terminal illness and is incredibly sick. All the boys react differently to this - Kyle stays by Kenny's bedside, Stan avoids seeing him because he doesn't want to see him suffer, and Cartman seeks a cure using stem cells. When a truckload of aborted fetuses falls into Cartman's possession, he lobbies Congress to make it legal to use them for research. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 79 :05x14 - Butters' Very Own Episode (Dec/12/2001) | | Butters wants his parents to have a nice wedding anniversary, which is coming up in a few days. His mom asks him to spy on his father to find out what he's getting her for an anniversary gift, but Butters discovers that his dad goes to some very disturbing places. His mom is shocked, and decides to take drastic measures to make things right again. | | Guest Stars: John 'Nancy' Hansen (1) as Unknown | Director: Eric Stough
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Season 6 |
| Great Destinations (a.k.a. The Most Notorious Episode) (Jun/19/2002) | | Trey and Matt introduce "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut" and "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut" as being named by Comedy Central as the most "notorious" episodes of the series. They also talk about their April Fools joke that the public didn't enjoy. | |
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| 80 :06x01 - Jared Has Aides (Mar/06/2002) | | South Park becomes obsessed with Jared, the guy who lost a lot of weight eating at Subway restaurants, and they are shocked to learn he had help from aides. Of course, they think he meant "AIDS" and they are furious with him. Meanwhile, the boys fatten up Butters so he can lose weight eating Chinese food, just like Jared did with Subway. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 81 :06x02 - Asspen (Mar/13/2002) | | The Stotch family invites the Marsh and Broflovski families, plus Cartman, to Aspen with them for a free trip. All the parents must do is attend a time-share presentation, but they find themselves trapped in presentation hell. The boys go out on the bunny slope for lessons, where Stan is harassed by the local ski bully. | | Guest Stars: Eli Harris (1) as Unknown, Kyle McCulloch as Unknown, Spencer Lacey Ganus as Ike | Director: Trey Parker (1)
Writer: Trey Parker (1) | | Songs: Men Without Hats -- Safety Dance, A-Ha -- Take On Me | |
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| 82 :06x03 - Freak Strike (Mar/20/2002) | | The boys watch a daytime talk show featuring disfigured people. They notice that the guests on the show are given prizes, so they disguise Butters as a disfigured person so they can get prizes too. Cartman also goes on the show, as a troubled child. | | Guest Stars: Jessica Makinson as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 83 :06x04 - Fun with Veal (Mar/27/2002) | | The boys take a field trip to a local cattle farm and learn where veal comes from. They are horrified at how the baby cows are treated, so they steal them and hide them in Stan's room. As the boys wage their protest, they are treated as terrorists and a negotiator is brought in. Soon, Stan refuses to eat any meat, and he develops a very mysterious illness. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 86 :06x07 - The Simpsons Already Did It (Jun/26/2002) | | Butters, in his alter-ego as Professor Chaos, develops an evil scheme to block out the sun, but finds out that The Simpsons already did it. Every evil plan he comes up with was already used on The Simpsons, driving him to insanity. Meanwhile, Cartman orders some "sea people" to nurture his dreams of a different reality, but he is disappointed when he finds out what they really are. When he mixes his sea people with another ingredient, a very unusual thing happens. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 87 :06x08 - Red Hot Catholic Love (Jul/03/2002) | | A retreat is being held for Catholic children, but the parents, concerned about priests molesting their children, won't let them go. The parents decide to abandon their religion and become Atheists. Meanwhile, Cartman thinks that if you eat from your butt, you will crap out your mouth, and puts his theory to the test. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 88 :06x09 - Free Hat (Jul/10/2002) | | The boys are upset that movie producers are re-editing their favorite films. They form a group dedicated to fight this injustice, promising free hats to whoever attends the first meeting. However, the people who show up for the meeting are there for a different cause, so the two groups decide to help each other out. The boys try to convince George Lucas and Steven Spielberg to leave Raiders of the Lost Ark alone. | | Uncredited: Matt Stone as Himself, Trey Parker (1) as Himself | Director: Toni Nugnes
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| 90 :06x11 - Child Abduction is Not Funny (Jul/24/2002) | | Tweek's parents become concerned about child abduction, and though they try to teach him how to be safe, they're afraid they have failed. Other parents become concerned as well, and soon the whole town is taking drastic measures to prevent child abduction, even going so far as to erect a wall around the town of South Park. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 91 :06x12 - A Ladder to Heaven (Nov/06/2002) | | The boys win a candy shopping spree, but since Kenny actually had the winning ticket, they go to visit his remains to try and find it. Not finding the ticket there, the boys try to build a ladder to heaven in order to see Kenny. The government sees the potential to exploit this, and quickly gets involved. Meanwhile, Cartman begins seeing things through Kenny's eyes. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 93 :06x14 - Death Camp of Tolerance (Nov/20/2002) | | Mr. Garrison tries to get fired from teaching fourth grade with the help of his new "assistant," Mr. Slave. Mr. Garrison pushes the boundaries of tolerance as far as he can, by inserting a gerbil into Mr. Slave's ass, right in front of the children. Meanwhile when the boys say their teacher is acting really gay in class, their parents send them to Tolerance Camp. | | Guest Stars: John 'Nancy' Hansen (1) as Mr. Slave | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 94 :06x15 - The Biggest Douche in the Universe (Nov/27/2002) | | Cartman's body cannot contain Kenny's soul much longer, so Chef and the boys looks for ways to remove Kenny's presence. They go to New York to see a medium, but discover he's a fake - only Kyle believes in him. Stan sets out to prove that the medium is the "Biggest Douche in the Universe". Meanwhile, Chef takes Cartman to Scotland and visits his parents, who try to free Cartman of Kenny's soul. | | Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Unknown, Karin Perrotta as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 96 :06x17 - Red Sleigh Down (Dec/11/2002) | | Cartman wants a particular toy this Christmas, but he knows he won't get it because he's been too naughty. He realizes he's going to have to do something extra special to get on the good list, so he creates a plan to bring Christmas to Iraq. With the help of Mr. Hankey, Santa agrees to visit Iraq, but his sleigh is shot down. It's up to Jesus Christ to save Santa Claus. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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Season 7 |
| 97 :07x01 - Cancelled (Mar/19/2003) | | The boys start feeling a sense of deja-vu, as if they're repeating the episode "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe." Chef takes Cartman and the boys to the proctologist, where Cartman's dormant anal probe suddenly becomes activated. Soon, the boys find themselves chatting with a giant taco and trying to save a universal reality show. | | Guest Stars: Spencer Lacey Ganus as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 98 :07x02 - Krazy Kripples (Mar/26/2003) | | When Christopher Reeve's appearance in South Park draws a bigger crowd than Jimmy's stand-up act, Jimmy is angry. He and Timmy want to start a club for people who have been crippled since birth. They join The Crips, thinking it's a group for crippled people, and get involved in a gang war. Meanwhile, Christopher Reeve and Gene Hackman struggle through a battle of their own. | | Guest Stars: Eldridge Hudson as Unknown, Jason Jeron Powell as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 99 :07x03 - Toilet Paper (Apr/02/2003) | | When the art teacher makes the boys stay after school for being rude in class, they TP her home. Afterwards, Kyle feels guilty and wants to confess, but Cartman won't allow it. Officer Barbrady investigates the crime with the help of a vandal named Josh, who wants something in return for his assistance. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 102 :07x06 - Lil' Crime Stoppers (Apr/23/2003) | | The boys play "junior detectives" to earn a little money. The boys solve the case of a missing doll, and the police are so impressed that they make the boys real detectives, assigning them to bust a meth lab. Meanwhile, poor Butters tries to provide a semen sample for evidence in a case. | | Guest Stars: Toby Morton as Unknown, Milan Agnone as Sarah Peterson | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 103 :07x07 - Red Man's Greed (Apr/30/2003) | | The owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino want to purchase South Park, forcing the residents out of their homes. The boys encourage the whole town to work together to fight them off, staging a sit-in. To get the residents out of the way, the Indians give them blankets contaminated with SARS, and Stan must find a cure to save the town. | | Guest Stars: Alex Glick as Himself, Jason Tumpane as Unknown, John 'Nancy' Hansen (1) as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 104 :07x08 - South Park is Gay! (Oct/22/2003) | | The "Metrosexual" look arrives in South Park, and all the guys are trying it. Kyle is the only one who doesn't feel comfortable with it, and he loses friends and gets beaten up for not embracing the new look. Kyle thinks his only solution is to kill the creators of the new fad - the men from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. | | Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams, John 'Nancy' Hansen (1) as Mr. Slave, Bruce Howell as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 105 :07x09 - Christian Rock Hard (Oct/29/2003) | | The boys form a band, but are having trouble finding their identity as a group. Cartman suggests they become a Christian band, but Kyle vetoes that idea. They bet ten dollars to see who can get a platinum album first. Cartman forms his Christian band with Butters and Token, while Kyle and the other boys download music off the Internet and get arrested. | | Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 106 :07x10 - Grey Dawn (Nov/05/2003) | | South Park experiences a series of accidents caused by senior citizens and their poor driving skills. When the seniors are treated like children, and are forced to give up their driver's licenses, they fight back with the assistance of the AARP. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 107 :07x11 - Casa Bonita (Nov/12/2003) | | Kyle is allowed to take three friends to Casa Bonita (the Disneyland of Mexican restaurants) and he chooses to take Butters over Cartman. Cartman tries to be nice and suck up to Kyle, and at the same time, he does his best to prevent Butters from being able to go. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 108 :07x12 - All About the Mormons? (Nov/19/2003) | | A new kid joins the class, and he's a Mormon. Stan goes over to beat him up, but instead, they end up having dinner together. Stan sees how happy the Mormon family is, and questions his own family's faith. Randy assumes the Mormons are trying to convert his son, and decides he needs to kick a little ass. Soon Randy gets sucked into the hypnotic tales of Joseph Smith. | | Guest Stars: Kyle McCulloch as Unknown, Adrien Beard as Token Williams | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 110 :07x14 - Raisins (Dec/10/2003) | | When Wendy dumps Stan, the guys try to cheer him up by taking him to "Raisins", a Hooters-like establishment with perky waitresses. Butters falls for one of the waitresses who flirts with him to earn bigger tips. Stan is still depressed, and becomes a Goth to try and get over Wendy. | | Guest Stars: Jessica Makinson as Unknown, Nico Agnone as Filmore Anderson, Jennifer Howell as Bebe, Cathy O'Malley as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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Season 8 |
| 112 :08x01 - Good Times with Weapons (Mar/17/2004) | | The boys buy ninja weapons, and when they won't allow Butters to play with them, he re-emerges as his alter-ego, Professor Chaos. Of course, an anime-style battle ensues, and soon Butters gets a ninja star in the eye. The boys must figure out how to remove it without getting in even more trouble. | | Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 113 :08x02 - Up the Down Steroid (Mar/24/2004) | | Jimmy and Timmy are preparing to participate in the Special Olympics, but Jimmy thinks maybe his training isn’t enough. While Jimmy tries steroids to improve his performance, Cartman pretends to be mentally challenged in order to compete and win a cash prize. Kyle and Timmy both try to stop their friends from cheating, but neither has any success. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 114 :08x03 - The Passion of the Jew (Mar/31/2004) | | Each of the boys sees the film, The Passion of the Christ, and each reacts to it differently. Cartman wants to punish the Jews for their role in Christ’s death, Kyle questions his faith in Judaism, and Stan and Kenny visit Mel Gibson in Malibu to get their money back. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 116 :08x05 - AWESOM-O (Apr/14/2004) | | Cartman disguises himself as a robot to fool Butters into revealing embarrassing secrets, but he discovers that Butters also has some embarrassing information about him. Cartman’s disguise is good enough to fool several movie producers and the military, and they all want to use him for personal or political gain. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 117 :08x06 - The Jeffersons (Apr/21/2004) | | Mr. Jefferson and his son, Blanket, move into South Park. When Blanket invites the boys into his home to play, they are happy to enjoy all the toys, but Kyle feels sorry for Blanket. Since Mr. Jefferson is a rich black man, the police want to frame him for a horrible crime, while ignoring the fact that he may actually be committing other ones. | | Guest Stars: Eric Stough as Unknown, Dante Alexander as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 118 :08x07 - Goobacks (Apr/28/2004) | | Immigrants from the future time-travel to the present looking for work. When the boys lose their snow shoveling operation, and hundreds of other people begin losing their jobs due to these “Goobacks," they look for ways to stop the influx of immigrants. The redneck men of South Park discover an especially creative solution to the problem. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 119 :08x08 - Douche and Turd (Oct/27/2004) | | PETA protests the fact that South Park Elementary has a cow for its mascot, so they school must choose a new one. Kyle thinks the new mascot should be a "Giant Douche," while Cartman feels it should be a "Turd Sandwich." When Stan doesn't want to vote, Puff Daddy tries to help Stan see the light, but not in a friendly way. | | Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 121 :08x10 - Pre-School (Nov/10/2004) | | The boys find out that a former classmate, Trent Boyett, is being released from juvenile detention where he was serving time for arson. No one knows that the boys had something to do with the fire, and Trent wants his revenge. When he comes looking for them, they decide they need some protection. | | Guest Stars: Dante Alexander as Unknown, Nicole Jefferson as Unknown, Halen Isbell as Unknown, Skyler James as Unknown, Elán Garfias as Unknown, Rochelle Leffler (1) as Unknown, Dakota Sky as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 124 :08x13 - Cartman's Incredible Gift (Dec/08/2004) | | Cartman suffers a head injury after trying to fly from his roof. While he is in the hospital, the police think that Cartman's trauma might have made him psychic, and they want him to help them catch a serial killer. Despite Cartman's bad suggestions, the detectives believe his gift is real. Meanwhile, Kyle tries to prove that Cartman's psychic powers are fake. | | Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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Season 9 |
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| 127 :09x02 - Die Hippie, Die (Mar/16/2005) | | Cartman finally decides to rid the world of hippies once and for all. He goes around town trying to exterminate them, but when the Mayor allows the hippies to hold a Woodstock-like concert in South Park, Cartman's plan becomes a lot more difficult then he originally thought. | | Guest Stars: Kyle McCulloch as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 128 :09x03 - Wing (Mar/23/2005) | | Upon discovering that Token has an amazing singing voice, the boys want to become his agents so they can collect ten percent of his earnings. Soon, they are representing Wing, who is the wife of the owner of City Wok. The boys travel to California to get her a record deal, but next thing they know, they are in trouble with the Chinese Mafia. | | Guest Stars: Wing as Herself, Adrien Beard as Token Williams | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 129 :09x04 - Best Friends Forever (Mar/30/2005) | | Kenny gets a new Sony PSP, and Cartman is jealous. When Kenny is hit by a truck, Cartman learns that Kenny left him the Sony PSP in his will. Unfortunately for Cartman, Kenny is now in a vegetative state. Stan and Kyle fight to keep Kenny alive, and Cartman fights to let him die. Meanwhile, Satan's army is trying to take heaven and only Kenny can save it. | | Guest Stars: Jonathan Kimmel (1) as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 130 :09x05 - The Losing Edge (Apr/06/2005) | | The baseball season is ending, and the boys are happy because none of them enjoys the game. When they realize there is a post-season league, they intentionally try to lose so they can stop playing. Randy gets drunk and violent with other parents, but there is one parent he may not be able to intimidate. | | Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams, Jonathan Kimmel (1) as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 131 :09x06 - The Death of Eric Cartman (Apr/13/2005) | | The boys have had it with Cartman, and decide to ignore him completely. When everyone joins in, Cartman assumes he must be dead. Thinking that Butters is the only one who can see him, he figures he must repent for all his sins to pass on into the afterlife. | | Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 132 :09x07 - Erection Day (Apr/20/2005) | | Jimmy fears his sudden, uncontrollable erections will prevent him from participating in the school talent show. He goes to Butters for advice, who tells him he must put his penis in a girl's vagina before it will get soft again. Jimmy tries to accomplish this before the talent show begins. | | Guest Stars: Eldridge Hudson as Unknown, Connor Villard as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 133 :09x08 - Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow (Oct/19/2005) | | Stan and Cartman crash a speedboat into a dam, flooding the neighboring town of Beaverton. Since neither of the boys admits what they've done, people blame everything from the president to global warming for the disaster. They spend so much time trying to assign blame, that they have no time to help the citizens of Beaverton. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 136 :09x11 - Ginger Kids (Nov/09/2005) | | Cartman gives an oral report on "Ginger Kids" - kids with red hair, fair skin, and freckles - and convinces the other students to shun them. Due to a little prank, Cartman himself becomes infected with "Gingervitus" and, upset by all the teasing he originally promoted, he convinces ginger kids to follow his lead and fight for "Red Power." | | Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 137 :09x12 - Trapped in the Closet (Nov/16/2005) | | Stan becomes interested in Scientology, and the Scientologists try to convince him he is to be their new leader. Tom Cruise goes into Stan's closet and refuses to come out, and even denies the fact that he's in the closet. Even R. Kelly's desperate pleas won't convince Tom Cruise to come on out. Meanwhile, Stan's involvement in Scientology puts a strain on his friendship with Kyle. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 138 :09x13 - Free Willzyx (Nov/30/2005) | | Fooled by a pair of practical joker sea-life trainers, Kyle convinces the other boys that they need to free a "talking" whale and allow him to be reunited with his family on the moon. The boys' plan to save the whale becomes more complex than they originally thought, and soon they are looking for places to hide the poor creature. | | Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 139 :09x14 - Bloody Mary (Dec/07/2005) | | Stan feels embarrassed when his father is arrested for drunk driving. Meanwhile, a statue of the Virgin Mary bleeds and people from all over embark on pilgrimages to see it, hoping to be healed by its power. Randy believes the bleeding statue can cure him of his alcoholism. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 141 :10x02 - Smug Alert! (Mar/29/2006) | | Kyle's dad buys a new hybrid car. This makes him feel smug, and he moves his family to San Francisco because people in South Park have no respect for the environment. To get Kyle back, Stan convinces people in South Park to buy hybrid cars, too. But when they do, it leads to extreme weather conditions in both San Francisco and South Park. | | Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams, Dimitri Mendoza as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 145 :10x06 - ManBearPig (Apr/26/2006) | | When the boys get mixed up with Al Gore's ManBearPig hunt, they become trapped in the Cave of Winds. While stuck inside, Cartman finds treasure and hides it from the other boys. A rescue team tries to help the boys, while Al Gore tries to put an end to ManBearPig. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 146 :10x07 - Tsst (May/03/2006) | | Cartman's mom decides he's just too much to handle, so she hires a couple of television nannies to improve his behavior. When Cartman outsmarts them, she turns to a dog whisperer, who proves to be a tougher opponent than Cartman expected. | | Guest Stars: Griffin Lennon as Unknown, Milan Agnone as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 148 :10x09 - Mystery of the Urinal Deuce (Oct/11/2006) | | Cartman is convinced that there is a conspiracy behind the September 11th terrorist attacks, so he sets off to find the real culprit. Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey is wondering who went number 2 in the urinal of the men’s restroom. In order to get to the bottom of this, Mr. Mackey puts the Hardly Boys on the case. As it turns out, these two seemingly unrelated mysteries have intrinsic connections, all pointing to governmental involvement. | | Guest Stars: Kyle McCulloch as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 150 :10x11 - Hell On Earth 2006 (Oct/25/2006) | | It's nearly Halloween, and Satan decides he must throw the most amazing party ever seen. Satan's grandiose plans include the finest hotel, a long celebrity guest list, and a very special cake... that is, if The Three Murderers can deliver it on time. Meanwhile, the boys anger rapper Biggie Smalls by summoning him through their mirror. | | Guest Stars: Eldridge Hudson as Biggie Smalls | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 151 :10x12 - Go God Go (1) (Nov/01/2006) | | Ms. Garrison is upset when she is required to teach the theory of evolution to her class, but when she is replaced by scientist Richard Dawkins, the two of them form a special bond. Cartman has no patience waiting for the new Nintendo Wii to arrive, so he devises a plan to freeze himself so that he can pass the time more quickly. Despite help from Butters, things go horribly wrong. | | Guest Stars: Kyle McCulloch as Unknown, Jonathan Kimmel (1) as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 152 :10x13 - Go God Go XII (2) (Nov/08/2006) | | Cartman is furious when his saviors in the future can't hook up the Nintendo Wii for him to play, so he makes a few phone calls to the past to try and prevent him from freezing himself. Of course, interfering with the past can drastically change the future, and Cartman may alter history forever. He also reveals a little secret that Ms. Garrison didn't want Richard Dawkins to know. | | Guest Stars: Jonathan Kimmel (1) as Unknown, Kyle McCulloch as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 153 :10x14 - Stanley's Cup (Nov/15/2006) | | Stan finds himself in a bit of financial trouble when his bicycle is impounded, and has to take a job coaching Pee-Wee hockey to pay off the debt. Stan learns one of the players has cancer, and the only thing that might save him is if Stan can coach the team to victory. Unfortunately, he's facing a talentless group of players, a father who doesn't believe in him, and a ton of sports movie clichés. | | Guest Stars: Shane Stephenson as Unknown, Timothy Napoli as Unknown, Katharine Howell as Unknown, Lance Ho as Unknown, Dimitri Mendoza as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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Season 11 |
| 154 :11x01 - With Apologies to Jesse Jackson (Mar/07/2007) | | When Randy utters a racial slur on national television, it not only causes him to be shunned by society, it also strains Stan's friendship with Token. To help raise awareness of sensitivity to others, South Park Elementary brings in a "little person" as a guest speaker, but he finds himself in a fight with Cartman. | | Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams, BJ McCrory as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 155 :11x02 - Cartman Sucks (Mar/14/2007) | | Cartman tries to fix a prank he pulled on Butters but it only makes things worse for both of them. Butters' parents send him off to a camp that claims it can turn gay boys straight, but everyone there is a mess, so Butters tries to help them despite his own confusion. Meanwhile, Cartman shows a very disturbing photograph for 'Show and Tell.' | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 157 :11x04 - The Snuke (Mar/28/2007) | | When a new Islamic student joins the class, Cartman immediately assumes he's a terrorist. Putting together the pieces of a terrorist attack Jack Bauer-style, Cartman and Kyle must work together to uncover a sinister plot against Hillary Clinton - and learn that an old enemy of the United States still holds a grudge. | | Guest Stars: Kyle McCulloch as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 158 :11x05 - Fantastic Easter Special (Apr/04/2007) | | When Stan questions the relationship between Easter Eggs, rabbits, Christ's death and resurrection, he finds himself drawn into an odd brotherhood that is protecting an ancient secret. With the help of Kyle, Jesus, and a man named Teabag, Stan must discover the secret and get a rabbit to the Vatican before it's too late. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 161 :11x08 - Le Petit Tourette (Oct/03/2007) | | After encountering another boy with Tourette's syndrome, Cartman fakes having the neurological disorder so he can say whatever he wants. Realizing there are no longer limits to what can be said, Eric prepares himself to be broadcast uncensored on National television. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 162 :11x09 - More Crap (Oct/10/2007) | | After a three-week constipation nightmare, Randy Marsh lets loose the biggest crap he's ever seen. He becomes a home-town hero overnight after the guys at the local bar see it. They convince him to contact Guinness and see if he has the world record. This doesn't go over well with the current record-holder Bono. | | Guest Stars: Kyle McCulloch as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 163 :11x10 - Imaginationland (1) (Oct/17/2007) | | It all begins when Cartman sees a leprechaun. Determined to prove Kyle wrong about their existence, and to capitalize on a bet with him, he forms a search team. Things get even more weird when Stan, Kyle, and the other boys find themselves traveling to an imaginary land on board a flying ship. | | Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams, Katharine Howell as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 165 :11x12 - Imaginationland Episode III (3) (Oct/31/2007) | | The thrilling conclusion to the Imaginationland Trilogy sees Butters embracing his role as the chosen one. As the evils of our imagination march to the safe haven of the land's inhabitants, the Council of Nine prepare themselves for the coming battle. Back in the real world, Kyle is recovering while Cartman patiently waits for him to finally make good on their bet. | | Guest Stars: Jonathan Kimmel (1) as Unknown, Kyle McCulloch as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 166 :11x13 - Guitar Queer-o (Nov/07/2007) | | Stan and Kyle are great Guitar Hero partners, eventually hitting it big and becoming rock stars. But as it becomes clear that Kyle is only holding Stan back for even more success, their friendship is severally damaged when Kyle is replaced. As Stan becomes increasingly stressed out over an upcoming show, he looks for other methods to calm his nerves. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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Season 12 |
| 168 :12x01 - Tonsil Trouble (Mar/12/2008) | | The life of Eric Cartman will never be the same after going in for a routine tonsillectomy. A mishap at the hospital results in Cartman being diagnosed with an incurable disease, and with little support from his friends. Now he is determined to find a cure, even if it costs him all his toys. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 169 :12x02 - Britney’s New Look (Mar/19/2008) | | While taking a vacation in the Colorado mountains near South Park, Britney Spears has a run-in with the boys. After an incident at a hotel room, they attempt to help Britney escape from the stressful celebrity lifestyle she lives by taking her to a place she can rest. But the boys soon learn the true nature of Britney's success and the powerful forces behind it. | | Guest Stars: Jessie Thomas as Britney Spears | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 170 :12x03 - Major Boobage (Mar/26/2008) | | The newest drug craze hits South Park. It's called cheesing and the boys are afraid Kenny has become hooked on it after missing school. Meanwhile, Kyle is busted for holding onto contraband, which forces his father Gerald to come face to face with his "Heavy Metal" past. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 171 :12x04 - Canada on Strike (Apr/02/2008) | | Canada has had enough. Lead by the World Canadian Bureau, the country enters a long and painful strike in hopes the rest of the world will meet their demands. As a result of the strike, the boys are not able to see new episodes of their favorite comedic duo, Terrance and Phillip. It's now up to them to help Canada and end the strike. | | Guest Stars: Jack Solmssen as Unknown, Ridley Solmssen as Unknown, Katharine Howell as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 172 :12x05 - Eek, A Penis! (Apr/09/2008) | | Despite receiving a sex change, the boys teacher Ms. Garrison still believes to be a man on the inside. With Garrison out searching for a way to become a man again, Cartman substitutes for the day. After the kids receive stellar test scores, Cartman is taken to an inner-city school to teach. But before he does that, he decides to change his appearance. | | Guest Stars: C. D. Mick as Unknown, Ness Bautista as Unknown, Kyle McCulloch as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 173 :12x06 - Over Logging (Apr/16/2008) | | When the citizens of South Park discover the Internet is gone, they can no longer function. After hearing a rumor, the Marsh family packs up and heads west in hope of finding Internet there. Much like the California Gold Rush, they soon find that they're not the only ones looking. | | Guest Stars: Eric Stough as Unknown, Ema Parker as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 174 :12x07 - Super Fun Time (Apr/23/2008) | | South Park Elementary has sent Mr. Garrison’s fourth grade class on a field trip to Pioneer Village, a historical reenactment town where all of the employees roleplay as if it were 1864. However, when Cartman discovers a Super Phun Thyme exists right next door, he forces Butters to sneak out of the complex so that the two of them can do something that is actually fun. Unfortunately, things take a turn for the worse when a highly armed group of thieves burst into Pioneer Village. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 175 :12x08 - The China Probrem (Oct/08/2008) | | Cartman, worried that the Chinese have plans to invade America, forms the American Liberation Front in an attempt to prevent the impending takeover. After the support he's counting on fails, it's up to Butters and Cartman to confront the Chinese alone. Meanwhile Stan, Kyle, and the rest of the boys have trouble dealing with the recent rape of a close friend. | | Guest Stars: Christina Yeung Yao as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 177 :12x10 - Pandemic (1) (Oct/22/2008) | The boys find a way to make money off an international crisis that requires no talent and very little effort. Cartman convinces the other boys to invite Craig to get in on their latest plan. He knows Craig has just what it takes to make their dream a reality.
Source: South Park Studios | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 178 :12x11 - Pandemic 2: The Startling (2) (Oct/29/2008) | This week, the boys are lost in the Andes Mountains where they discover the startling secret behind the attack of the giant guinea pigs. The boys now have the power to rescue their town and the rest of the world from the onslaught but the Head of Homeland Security stands firmly in their way. Meanwhile, Randy bravely documents the destruction while trying to save his family.
Source: South Park Studios | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 182 :13x01 - The Ring (Mar/11/2009) | | Kenny has a new girlfriend and her name is Tammy. When the boys find out she's a bit of a slut, they feel the need to tell him. Rather than being upset about it, Kenny is ecstatic. After hearing she's this way because of the Jonas Brothers, Kenny buys two tickets to their next show in Denver. His plans are quickly diminished after the Jonas Brothers give Tammy a purity ring. | | Guest Stars: Milan Agnone as Unknown, John 'Nancy' Hansen (1) as Mr. Slave, Mickey Ramos (2) as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 183 :13x02 - The Coon (Mar/18/2009) | | It's dark times in South Park. The economy is slumping and crime is up. When one young citizen decides to take it upon himself to make things right, the Coon is born. A lone vigilante but a symbol of hope in a time of despair. Before long a rival superhero appears known as Mysterion, threatening the Coon's place as the town's symbol. Desperate, and a little pissed off, the Coon will do anything to stop this new hotshot. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 184 :13x03 - Margaritaville (Mar/25/2009) | | The dreadful financial state has everyone worried. Fearful of the angered economy, Randy steps forward offering a solution - live a life that no longer depends on the economy. Before long the town gets behind his economic recovery movement. Meanwhile, Stan attempts to return a margarita maker but soon finds himself traveling to the nation's capitol. | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 185 :13x04 - Eat, Pray, Queef (Apr/01/2009) | | Anticipating the conclusion to a Terrance and Phillip cliffhanger, the boys find a nasty April Fools joke waiting for them instead. The prank doesn't go over well, resulting in a furious Cartman and incapacitated Butters. The boys decide they must do something before it happens again. | | Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 186 :13x05 - Fishsticks (Apr/08/2009) | | Jimmy is working on his comedy routine and decides to team up with Cartman. They eventually strike gold with a new joke about "fishsticks," and everyone is loving it. Everyone except Kanye West, that is. Meanwhile, one famous comedian begins to take credit for the now immensely popular "fishsticks" joke, much to Cartman's chagrin. | | Guest Stars: Francis Los Feliz as Carlos Mencia, Adrien Beard as Token Williams | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 188 :13x07 - Fatbeard (Apr/22/2009) | Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on Skull Island where they will frolic in crystal clear waterfalls and discover buried treasure. Cartman promises that paradise awaits if they can just get to Somalia.
Source: South Park Studios | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 189 :13x08 - Dead Celebrities (Oct/07/2009) | | Constantly tormented by the ghosts of dead celebrities, Ike is stressed and has become increasingly ill. His brother Kyle, along with the boys, seek professional help in an attempt to rid Ike of the famous poltergeists that haunt him. | | Guest Stars: Sebastian Yu as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 191 :13x10 - W.T.F. (Oct/21/2009) | The boys have found their new calling in life and they hurry to sign up for the wrestling club. They soon find out the kind of wrestling they teach at school is not the same thing they saw at the WWE. The boy’s wrestling coach has the same problem. He’s been struggling for years to get people to see the difference.
Source: South Park Studios | | Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 192 :13x11 - Whale Whores (Oct/28/2009) | Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stan’s big day. There seems to be no end to the senseless killing. Stan takes on the cause to save the dolphins from the Japanese.
Source: South Park Studios | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 194 :13x13 - Dances with Smurfs (Nov/11/2009) | Eric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park Elementary’s Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. Cartman is asking the tough questions and gaining followers.
Source: South Park Studios | | Guest Stars: Sebastian Yu as Unknown | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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| 195 :13x14 - Pee (Nov/18/2009) | Things at the water park are not what they seem. The boy’s fun filled day is about to turn deadly. Events are in play at Splash Town that signal the end of the world is upon us. Cartman tries to warn everyone but no one will listen. Disaster is about to strike and the boys are in a race to survive.
Source: South Park Studios | Director: Trey Parker (1)
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