Episode Quotes
Ike: I see dead celebrities.
Dr. Land: You mean, you see dead celebrities on TV? In the news?
Ike: I see them walking around. They talk to me.
Dr. Land: Are you seeing any dead celebrities right now?
Ike: Just Ed McMahon.
Billy Mays: Hi, Billy Mays here with another fantastic product. If you're like other Americans, you love to eat Chipotle but you hate all those terrible bloodstains in your underwear.
Man: I love Chipotle. But getting all the bloodstains out of my underwear is a nightmare.
Billy Mays: Well now there's a product that can clean even bloodstains caused by Chipotle right off your underwear. Chipotlaway!
Kyle: Do you understand this?
Stan: Dude, I don't understand at all. I eat Chipotle all the time and it never made me crap blood.
Cartman: Oh, well how nice for you Stan. It's great you've got a golden rectum of the gods, but the rest of us need Chipotlaway.
Billy Mays: Hi, Billy Mays here for the little Country Handy Pillow. Are you tired of sitting in limbo? Lost somewhere between planes of existence? Well now there's a product that can help you-
Walter Cronkite: Will somebody shut his fucking mouth?! I can't take it anymore!
Patrick Swayze: This is bad enough without having to constantly listen to you try and sell your stupid crap, Mays!
Billy Mays: With just two easy steps, I can climb over these seats and kick you right in the fucking balls!
Cultural References
Ike: I see dead celebrities.
The scene in which Ike tells the psychiatrist he sees dead celebrities is a parody of the film The Sixth Sense (1999). Directed by M. Night Shyamalan, The Sixth Sense was a successful psychological thriller about a troubled boy who is able to see and talk to the dead.
Tangina Barrons:
The doctor who specializes in "spooky things" is named Dr. Tangina Phillips. This is a reference to Tangina Barrons, a character from the film Poltergeist (1982), as well as the two sequels.
Dr. Carroll: Haven't you seen that show Ghost Hunters?
Ghost Hunters, which is mocked mercilessly in the episode, is a reality show that airs on Syfy. It features paranormal investigators who travel to locations that are reported to be haunted. The show has received positive ratings, some of the highest for any Syfy program, and spawned several spinoff series.