Episode Quotes
Butters: Fellas, my underwear is so far up my buttcrack my legs are numb!
Cartman: Well that's what you get for being a douchebag again Butters! You gotta take your medicine.
Butters: Yeah, I guess I deserve it.
Butters: Hey fellers! Fellers, do you like gettin' kisses? 'Cause I know a girl that'll give you a great kiss for just five dollars!
Scott: She'll kiss anybody?
Butters: Sure, Scott! Even if you got diabetes!
Stan: Butters, seriously, if you don't stop this I'll kick your ass!
Butters: Clyde, here's a hundred bucks. If Stan comes near me, punch him.
Clyde: Wow wee. (takes the money)
Cartman: Dude, we've created a monster.
Episode Goofs
Butters' work schedule lists Yolanda, the name Detective Yates goes by when he's a prostitute, but Yolanda doesn't start working for Butters' until later in the episode.