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It's a tense situation in South Park as Muhammad has become the pawn in the game to save the town. The Ginger kids are threatening to destroy the city if Stan and Kyle don't hand over the Prophet and the celebrities have met violence with violence by unleashing Mecha Streisand. In the midst of all of this, all anyone really wants to know is, who is Eric Cartman's father?
Seaman: I'll get you, Tom Cruise!
(Seaman jumps on the censored Tom Cruise's back)
Stan: Hey look! Tom Cruise has Semen on his back!
(Everyone gasps and stops fighting as the censor bar on Tom Cruise disappears)
Tom Cruise: What did you say!?
Kyle: Oh yeah! Tom Cruise does have Semen on his back!
Jesus: I guess maybe Tom Cruise likes Semen!
Tom Cruise: Reiner, you said the Goo Machine would work! But I got made fun of!
Kyle: That's because that is no Goo, Mr. Cruise!
Kyle: You see, I learned something today. (Kyle's speech is censored)
Jesus: That's right. Don't you see, Gingers? (Jesus' speech is censored)
Santa Claus: That's right, friends. (Santa's speech is censored)