Kyle: Ms. Ellen, dude! She's beautiful!
Chef: Is she like uh - Vanessa Williams beautiful or - uh, Toni Braxton beautiful? Or Pamela Anderson beautiful? Or is she Erin Grey in the second season of Buck Rogers beautiful?
Stan: Yeah, that one!
Chef: Wooof! I've got to meet this woman!
Principal Victoria: Children, I have some difficult news for you. Mr. Garrison won't be teaching for awhile, he's going to have surgery so you're going to have a substitute teacher, and I want you to show the substitute the same respect you show for Mr. Garrison. (Kyle raises hand)...Yes little boy?
Kyle: We don't have respect for Mr. Garrison.
Cartman: Well, I've been licking this carpet for three hours and I still don't feel like a lesbian!
Tom: Have you ever seen that movie, Contact? (Mr. Garrison pukes)
Mr. Garrison: Oh, stop! That movie was terrible! Wait the entire movie to see the alien and it's her goddamn father!
Ms. Ellen: Now, children, let's review our multiplication tables. (Cartman raises his hand) Cartman?
Cartman: What's a multiplication table?
Cartman: You guys. Ya know what? My grandma was Dutch Irish, and my grandpa was lesbian... that makes me a quarter-lesbian!
Wendy: Don't… fuck… with… Wendy… Testaburger!
Tom: Have you ever seen that movie, Contact?
The movie, Contact, was released in 1997. It stars Jodie Foster as a scientist searching for intelligent alien life.
We were learning about how Yasmine Bleeth is going out with that.. Richard Greico guy that used to be on 21 Jump Street
but then he got his own show for just a little while..
Mr. Garrison evidently spent more time teaching his class about celebrity gossip than multiplication. Yasmine Bleeth
is an actress famous for her performances on the hit show Baywatch
, and Richard Greico
is best known for playing Dennis Booker on 21 Jump Street
When Mr. Garrison's face is revealed after his surgery, he looks exactly like actor David Hasselhoff
Wow. Wendy looks just like that chick from Grease, Elton John.
Bebe gives Wendy a makeover, just as Frenchie gives Sandy a makeover in the film, Grease
. Cartman got the name wrong, though - Wendy looks like Olivia Newton-John
, the actress who played the character of Sandy, not Elton John
, the British singer.