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South Park: Tom's Rhinoplasty

Mr. Garrison takes a leave of absence from school while he gets a nose job. He becomes so good-looking that he can barely handle the attention. While he's gone, the class gets a substitute teacher named Miss Ellen. Wendy thinks Miss Ellen and Stan are attracted to each other, and sets out to sabotage the new teacher's career.

Episode Info
Episode number: 1x11
Production Number: 111
Airdate: Wednesday February 11th, 1998

Special Guest Stars
Natasha HenstridgeNatasha Henstridge
voiced Ms. Ellen

Guest Stars
Jennifer HowellJennifer Howell
voiced Bebe
Toddy WaltersToddy Walters
voiced Singing Voice (Uncredited)
Main Cast
Trey Parker (2)Trey Parker (2)
voiced Stan Marsh, Eric Theodore Cartman, Herbert Garrison, Officer Barbrady, Terrance, Timmy, Ned Gerblanski, Satan, Randy Marsh,& Various
Matt StoneMatt Stone
voiced Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McKormick, Gerald Broflovski, Pip Pirrup, Jesus, Jimbo Kearn, Phillip, Saddam & Various
Mary Kay BergmanMary Kay Bergman
voiced Wendy Testaburger, Liane Cartman, Sheila Broflovski, Sharon Marsh, Mrs. McKormick, Mayor McDaniels, Ms. Crabtree & Various
ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
Andy GibbShadow Dancing 

Episode Quotes
Kyle: Ms. Ellen, dude! She's beautiful!
Chef: Is she like uh - Vanessa Williams beautiful or - uh, Toni Braxton beautiful? Or Pamela Anderson beautiful? Or is she Erin Grey in the second season of Buck Rogers beautiful?
Stan: Yeah, that one!
Chef: Wooof! I've got to meet this woman!

Principal Victoria: Children, I have some difficult news for you. Mr. Garrison won't be teaching for awhile, he's going to have surgery so you're going to have a substitute teacher, and I want you to show the substitute the same respect you show for Mr. Garrison. (Kyle raises hand)...Yes little boy?
Kyle: We don't have respect for Mr. Garrison.

Cartman: Well, I've been licking this carpet for three hours and I still don't feel like a lesbian!

Tom: Have you ever seen that movie, Contact? (Mr. Garrison pukes)
Mr. Garrison: Oh, stop! That movie was terrible! Wait the entire movie to see the alien and it's her goddamn father!

Ms. Ellen: Now, children, let's review our multiplication tables. (Cartman raises his hand) Cartman?
Cartman: What's a multiplication table?

Cartman: You guys. Ya know what? My grandma was Dutch Irish, and my grandpa was lesbian... that makes me a quarter-lesbian!

Wendy: Don't… fuck… with… Wendy… Testaburger!

Cultural References
Tom: Have you ever seen that movie, Contact?

The movie, Contact, was released in 1997. It stars Jodie Foster as a scientist searching for intelligent alien life.

Cartman: We were learning about how Yasmine Bleeth is going out with that.. Richard Greico guy that used to be on 21 Jump Street but then he got his own show for just a little while..

Mr. Garrison evidently spent more time teaching his class about celebrity gossip than multiplication. Yasmine Bleeth is an actress famous for her performances on the hit show Baywatch, and Richard Greico is best known for playing Dennis Booker on 21 Jump Street.

Visual: David Hasselhoff

When Mr. Garrison's face is revealed after his surgery, he looks exactly like actor David Hasselhoff.

Cartman: Wow. Wendy looks just like that chick from Grease, Elton John.

Bebe gives Wendy a makeover, just as Frenchie gives Sandy a makeover in the film, Grease. Cartman got the name wrong, though - Wendy looks like Olivia Newton-John, the actress who played the character of Sandy, not Elton John, the British singer.

Other Episode Crew

CreatorTrey Parker (2)  |  Matt Stone
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