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When Kyle sees that the school nurse has a dead fetus attached to her head, his mom tries to educate the boys about this strange condition, and then sets out to inform the whole town. Meanwhile, the boys compete in the International Dodge Ball League, and they discover that Pip has quite the dodgeball arm if they can make him angry enough.
Principal Victoria: Well, Mrs. Broflovski, it certainly is a thrill seeing your cheery face again. What seems to be pissing you off today?
Mrs. Crabtree: I SAID SIT DOWN!!!
Chef: (grumbling) Yeah, whatever, you old, dried-up, fat ho.
Mrs. Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!
Chef: Ah... I said, 'I've always wanted to visit Prague.'
Mrs. Crabtree: Oh. Me too.
Sharon: Uh-Sheila, I was just wondering if you might know why my son is trying to split his head open with an ice pick?
Stan: No! I have to get it out!
Sheila: Well, Sharon, I was just trying to educate them about conjoined twin myslexia.
Sharon: So this is your fault.
Short Chinese Commentator: Hey, hey! What do you call white American person with Ph.D. in a-physics and-a math?
Kam: Ah. I don't know. Rwat?
Short Chinese Commentator: Stupid American! (laughs)