Principal Victoria: Well, Mrs. Broflovski, it certainly is a thrill seeing your cheery face again. What seems to be pissing you off today?
Mrs. Crabtree: I SAID SIT DOWN!!!
Chef: (grumbling) Yeah, whatever, you old, dried-up, fat ho.
Mrs. Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!
Chef: Ah... I said, 'I've always wanted to visit Prague.'
Mrs. Crabtree: Oh. Me too.
Sharon: Uh-Sheila, I was just wondering if you might know why my son is trying to split his head open with an ice pick?
Stan: No! I have to get it out!
Sheila: Well, Sharon, I was just trying to educate them about conjoined twin myslexia.
Sharon: So this is your fault.
Short Chinese Commentator: Hey, hey! What do you call white American person with Ph.D. in a-physics and-a math?
Kam: Ah. I don't know. Rwat?
Short Chinese Commentator: Stupid American! (laughs)