Stan: But dude, I don't have a clubhouse.
Wendy: You don't? I thought all guys had clubhouses.
Stan: Just how many guys' clubhouses have you been in?
Stan: Hey, Dad, we need to build a clubhouse.
Stan: How do we do it?
Randy: Uh, you just get a hammer and some wood. What? Uh some girls wanna play Truth or Dare or something?
Stan: Yeah, dude! How'd you know? (stunned)
Randy: How do you think I met your mother?
Sharon: What are you doing sweetheart?!
Stan: Getting a cookie. We're building a clubhouse and then we're-
Sharon: You men are all alike! First you get a cookie and then you criticize the way I dress and then it's the way I cook! I suppose next you'll be telling me that you need your space and that I'm sabotaging your creativity. Go ahead, Stanley. Get your goddamned cookie! (walks away in a huff)
Bebe: Okay. It's my turn. Stan? Truth or Dare?
Stan: (nervously) Dare. (The girls whisper)
Bebe: Take this stick and jam it up your pee hole!
Here, Stanley, You watch nice cartoons like Fat Abbot.
Fat Abbot is a spoof of the animated children's show, Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids
. The show was created by Bill Cosby, who based the show on his childhood.
Visual: Ewok Village 2000 Deluxe Club House Kit w/Elevator
This obviously fictional product is based on the Ewok village from the movie, Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983).
Stan: (to Mr. Garrison)
Um... You said that even though Charo appeared twelve times on The Love Boat
, the episode with Captain and Tenille got higher ratings.
is a Spanish actress/musician, mostly famous for making guest appearances on television shows.
The Love Boat
was a nighttime drama/comedy show on ABC that premiered in 1977. It revolved around a fictional cruise ship and the activities of the staff and guests aboard as it sailed on its voyages. Charo was a frequent guest star on the show.
The Captain and Tenille
are an American musical duo. They are a married couple who performed pop songs, mostly during the 1970s, and are known for their hit songs, such as "Muskrat Love", and "Do That To Me One More Time".
Visual: DVDA shirt
One of the girls Kenny brings over to his and Cartman's clubhouse is wearing a DVDA T-shirt. DVDA is the name of Trey Parker and Matt Stone's band.
Mom? Can I watch American Gladiators
was a show that ran in the early 1990s, that pitted average athletic folks against the "Gladiators" - the show's professional athletes - in games of strength and endurance.