Kyle: How much do we have left, Cartman? (Cartman counts his cash, but doesn't answer) How much do we have left, Cartman?!
Cartman: Aah, three dollars.
Kyle: What?! You said we had plenty of money, Cartman!
Cartman: Yeah, but I didn't take into account the fact that I suck at math.
Kyle: Officer Barbrady, I wanna declare Shenanigans on this carnival operator.
Officer Barbrady: Why?
Kyle: This game is fixed! The balls are bigger than Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth!
Doctor: Boys, I'm afraid your fat little friend has suffered head trauma.
Stan: What's the matter with him.
Doctor: Well, apparently, he thinks he's a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Li.
Stan: But can he still ride a bull?
Cartman: Sucky-sucky, five dollar.
Okay, kid, you won. You get to pick between the Barbie Pocket Mirror and the Bon Jovi Toothpick.
is a band best known for their hits "Dead or Alive", and "You Give Love a Bad Name".
Well, I dreamt that I was a poor Vietnamese girl, and then you guys made me ride a big, scary bull, and then Leonardo DiCaprio gave me a spankin' for several hours.
is an American actor best known for his roles in the films Titanic
, and What's Eating Gilbert Grape?