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South Park is holding its annual "Cow Days" festival. The local cows become fascinated by a giant cow clock, and form a cult around it. Meanwhile the boys are determined to win a pair of Terrance and Phillip dolls at the carnival, even if it means taking advantage of Cartman's temporary personality change.
Episode Info
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Episode number: 2x13 Production Number: 213 Airdate: Wednesday September 30th, 1998 |
Main Cast
 Trey Parker (1)voiced Stan Marsh, Eric Theodore Cartman, Herbert Garrison, Officer Barbrady, Terrance, Timmy, Ned Gerblanski, Satan, Randy Marsh, Various |  Matt Stonevoiced Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McKormick, Gerald Broflovski, Pip Pirrup, Jesus, Jimbo Kearn, Phillip, Saddam, Various |
 Mary Kay Bergmanvoiced Wendy Testaburger, Liane Cartman, Sheila Broflovski, Sharon Marsh, Mrs. McKormick, Mayor McDaniels, Ms. Crabtree, Various |
Episode Quotes
Kyle: How much do we have left, Cartman? (Cartman counts his cash, but doesn't answer) How much do we have left, Cartman?!
Cartman: Aah, three dollars.
Kyle: What?! You said we had plenty of money, Cartman!
Cartman: Yeah, but I didn't take into account the fact that I suck at math.
Cartman: Aah, three dollars.
Kyle: What?! You said we had plenty of money, Cartman!
Cartman: Yeah, but I didn't take into account the fact that I suck at math.
Kyle: Officer Barbrady, I wanna declare Shenanigans on this carnival operator.
Officer Barbrady: Why?
Kyle: This game is fixed! The balls are bigger than Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth!
Officer Barbrady: Why?
Kyle: This game is fixed! The balls are bigger than Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth!
Doctor: Boys, I'm afraid your fat little friend has suffered head trauma.
Stan: What's the matter with him.
Doctor: Well, apparently, he thinks he's a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Li.
Kyle: Oh.
Stan: But can he still ride a bull?
Stan: What's the matter with him.
Doctor: Well, apparently, he thinks he's a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Li.
Kyle: Oh.
Stan: But can he still ride a bull?
Cartman: Sucky-sucky, five dollar.
Cultural References
Carny: Don't worry, kid, it's easy. You just gotta put one ball through Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is an American actress known for her roles on the shows Party of Five, and Ghost Whisperer.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is an American actress known for her roles on the shows Party of Five, and Ghost Whisperer.
Carny: Okay, kid, you won. You get to pick between the Barbie Pocket Mirror and the Bon Jovi Toothpick.
Bon Jovi is a band best known for their hits "Dead or Alive", and "You Give Love a Bad Name".
Bon Jovi is a band best known for their hits "Dead or Alive", and "You Give Love a Bad Name".
Cartman: Well, I dreamt that I was a poor Vietnamese girl, and then you guys made me ride a big, scary bull, and then Leonardo DiCaprio gave me a spankin' for several hours.
Leonardo DiCaprio is an American actor best known for his roles in the films Titanic, and What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
Leonardo DiCaprio is an American actor best known for his roles in the films Titanic, and What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
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