Gerald: (softly) He's using the Chewbacca defense!
Cochran: Why would a Wookie, an eight-foot tall Wookie, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does NOT MAKE SENSE!
Kyle: You can raise $2 million, dude. We'll help you.
Chef: Uh I appreciate that, children, but raisin' $2 million is not an easy thing to do. My only hope is to whore myself to every woman in town. Wish me luck, children.
Chef: Uh, uh, hold on a second, Ms. Crabtree. How would you like to use some… sex toys?
Ms. Crabtree: Sex toys? Like what?
Chef: Like this very special device. (Shows her a paper bag) I call it 'Chef's Pleasure Bag'.
Ms. Crabtree: How does it work?
Chef: Now, all you do is put this paper bag over your head, and it increases your sexual pleasure.
Ms. Crabtree: Really? Well, hell, let's give it a shot. (Chef places the bag on her head)
Chef: Aaah, yeah. That's much better.
Chef: You've finally snapped, huh, Garrison?
Mr. Garrison: What?
Chef: Don't you get it, Garrison? It's all you! You're Mr. Hat and Mr. Twig! You've got split personalities schizophrenic jeebies.
Mr. Garrison: …I warn you, Chef! Don't even think of taking advantage of me in this prison cell!
This new song by Alanis Morissette. I can't get it out of my head. (sings)
Stinky britches, you've got stinky britches!
is a Canadian actress and singer-songwriter who is famous for songs such as, "You Oughta Know" and "Head over Feet".
Chef, that's Johnnie Cochran. Huh, he's the one that got O.J. off.
was a famous defense attorney, and did indeed successfully represent O.J. Simpson
in his trial for the murder of his former wife and her boyfriend. Cochran passed away in 2005.
Ladies and gentleman, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a wookie from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca… LIVES... on the planet Endor. Now think about that. That does NOT MAKE SENSE.
Cochran is referring to Chewbacca, a character from the Star Wars series of films created by George Lucas
Johnny Cochran's heart grows three sizes
This is reminiscent of a scene from Dr. Seuss
' book, How the Grinch Stole Christmas
, when the Grinch's heart grew three sizes that day.