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South Park: Chef Aid

Chef finds himself in a legal battle over a song he wrote, and tries to earn money by prostituting himself. The boys want to help Chef by gathering his famous musician friends for a charity concert.

Episode Info
Episode number: 2x14
Production Number: 214
Airdate: Wednesday October 07th, 1998

Guest Stars
voiced Himself
Ozzy OsbourneOzzy Osbourne
voiced Himself
Rick James (1)Rick James (1)
voiced Himself
Toddy WaltersToddy Walters
voiced Alanis Morissette
Elton JohnElton John
voiced Himself
Joe StrummerJoe Strummer
voiced Himself
Meat LoafMeat Loaf
voiced Himself
OlOl' Dirty Bastard
voiced Himself
voiced Themselves
voiced Themselves
The Crystal MethodThe Crystal Method
voiced Themselves
As Themselves
Main Cast
Trey Parker (2)Trey Parker (2)
voiced Stan Marsh, Eric Theodore Cartman, Herbert Garrison, Officer Barbrady, Terrance, Timmy, Ned Gerblanski, Satan, Randy Marsh,& Various
Matt StoneMatt Stone
voiced Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McKormick, Gerald Broflovski, Pip Pirrup, Jesus, Jimbo Kearn, Phillip, Saddam & Various
Mary Kay BergmanMary Kay Bergman
voiced Wendy Testaburger, Liane Cartman, Sheila Broflovski, Sharon Marsh, Mrs. McKormick, Mayor McDaniels, Ms. Crabtree & Various
Episode Notes
This episode marks Mr. Garrison's separation from Mr. Twig, and the return of Mr. Hat.

ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
Ozzy OsbourneNowhere to Run 
RancidBrad Logan 

Episode Quotes
Gerald: (softly) He's using the Chewbacca defense!
Cochran: Why would a Wookie, an eight-foot tall Wookie, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does NOT MAKE SENSE!

Kyle: You can raise $2 million, dude. We'll help you.
Chef: Uh I appreciate that, children, but raisin' $2 million is not an easy thing to do. My only hope is to whore myself to every woman in town. Wish me luck, children.

Chef: Uh, uh, hold on a second, Ms. Crabtree. How would you like to use some… sex toys?
Ms. Crabtree: Sex toys? Like what?
Chef: Like this very special device. (Shows her a paper bag) I call it 'Chef's Pleasure Bag'.
Ms. Crabtree: How does it work?
Chef: Now, all you do is put this paper bag over your head, and it increases your sexual pleasure.
Ms. Crabtree: Really? Well, hell, let's give it a shot. (Chef places the bag on her head)
Chef: Aaah, yeah. That's much better.

Chef: You've finally snapped, huh, Garrison?
Mr. Garrison: What?
Chef: Don't you get it, Garrison? It's all you! You're Mr. Hat and Mr. Twig! You've got split personalities schizophrenic jeebies.
Mr. Garrison: …I warn you, Chef! Don't even think of taking advantage of me in this prison cell!

Cultural References
Cartman: This new song by Alanis Morissette. I can't get it out of my head. (sings) Stinky britches, you've got stinky britches!

Alanis Morissette is a Canadian actress and singer-songwriter who is famous for songs such as, "You Oughta Know" and "Head over Feet".

Gerald: Chef, that's Johnnie Cochran. Huh, he's the one that got O.J. off.

Johnnie Cochran was a famous defense attorney, and did indeed successfully represent O.J. Simpson in his trial for the murder of his former wife and her boyfriend. Cochran passed away in 2005.

Cochran: Ladies and gentleman, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a wookie from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca… LIVES... on the planet Endor. Now think about that. That does NOT MAKE SENSE.

Cochran is referring to Chewbacca, a character from the Star Wars series of films created by George Lucas.

Visual: Johnny Cochran's heart grows three sizes

This is reminiscent of a scene from Dr. Seuss' book, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, when the Grinch's heart grew three sizes that day.

Other Episode Crew

CreatorTrey Parker (2)  |  Matt Stone
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