Stan: Dude, my mom's having her monthly visitor.
Kyle: Aunt Flo?
Stan: Yeah. Every time she shows up my mom turns into a total bitch.
Kyle: You seem tired, Stan.
Stan: I haven't been sleeping well.
Stan: My pet goldfish killed another random person last night.
Kyle: Ho, that sucks, dude.
Kyle: Dude, why is your store called 'The Indian Burial Ground Pet Store?'
Clerk: Well, there was an Indian burial ground here before I bought it.
Stan: So you just... built your store on top of an Indian burial ground?
Clerk: Oh, hell no! First I dug up all the bodies, pissed on 'em, then buried them again upside down.
Clerk: Why? I don't know. I was drunk.
Kyle: (to Cartman)
Uh, nice costume, dude. Who are you supposed to be? Luke Perry?
is an American actor, best known for playing Dylan McKay on Beverly Hills, 90210
Who'd you expect? Maury Povich? Golly, you're hella lame!
is a daytime talk show host, known for the sensationalist stories and guests on his show, Maury
Yeah. You know, I never thought it was such a bad little squash. It just needs some tender, loving care.
This is reminiscent of the television special, A Charlie Brown Christmas
, when Linus says, "I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love."
Barbra Streisand images
Photos of singer Barbra Streisand
continually flash across the screen during the show. This was a Halloween episode, and evidently Trey Parker and Matt Stone find her scary, as demonstrated in the episode, "Mecha-Streisand