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They boys take a shop class, except for Kenny, who is thrilled to be enrolled in Home Economics. Cartman bets Stan and Kyle that Craig could take Tweek in a fight, and so they try to start a brawl between the two boys to see who would win. Apparently though, neither Tweek nor Craig has any fighting experience. Meanwhile, their shop teacher, Mr. Alder, keeps having a recurring daydream about a woman he once loved.
Wendy: I requested to be in shop class, but they sent me here.
Home Ec Teacher: That's right, Wendy. You see, some of you girls will go on to have interesting jobs and careers. But all of you pretty ones… won't have to worry about that, because you can marry a nice man. And that's why we have… Home Ec.
Kenny: (muffled) Woo-hoo!
Bebe: What if we meet a guy who wants to be a doctor or a lawyer, but is still getting his degree?
Home Ec. Teacher: Dump that zero and get yourself a hero! He could be earning that degree all his life while you starve to death with two dying babies sucking at your teats.
Cartman: (turns around and uses his butt to push Craig out of the ring) Dude. Come on, now. Come on.
Craig: Oh, Jesus! I can't take it! Stop!
Master: Fight back! Resist the ass!
Craig: How can I resist an ass so great?
Master: It is only an ass. You must overcome the ass with your mind.