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South Park: Tweek vs. Craig

They boys take a shop class, except for Kenny, who is thrilled to be enrolled in Home Economics. Cartman bets Stan and Kyle that Craig could take Tweek in a fight, and so they try to start a brawl between the two boys to see who would win. Apparently though, neither Tweek nor Craig has any fighting experience. Meanwhile, their shop teacher, Mr. Alder, keeps having a recurring daydream about a woman he once loved.


Episode Info


Episode number: 3x5
Production Number: 304
Airdate: Wednesday June 23rd, 1999



  • Currently 8.7/10
8.7/10 (7 Votes cast)
Guest Stars
Jennifer Howell
voiced Bebe
Recurring
Pam Brady
As Woman (Live Action)
Recurring
Toddy Walters
voiced Home Economics Teacher
Recurring
George Brandon
As Uncle Corey (Live Action)
Sarah Kane
As Grandma (Live Action)
Main Cast
Trey Parker (2)
voiced Stan Marsh, Eric Theodore Cartman, Herbert Garrison, Officer Barbrady, Terrance, Timmy, Ned Gerblanski, Satan, Randy Marsh,& Various
Matt Stone
voiced Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McKormick, Gerald Broflovski, Pip Pirrup, Jesus, Jimbo Kearn, Phillip, Saddam & Various
Mary Kay Bergman
voiced Wendy Testaburger, Liane Cartman, Sheila Broflovski, Sharon Marsh, Mrs. McKormick, Mayor McDaniels, Ms. Crabtree & Various
Episode Notes
Richard Adler, the shop teacher, is introduced in this episode.



Episode Quotes
Wendy: I requested to be in shop class, but they sent me here.
Home Ec Teacher: That's right, Wendy. You see, some of you girls will go on to have interesting jobs and careers. But all of you pretty ones… won't have to worry about that, because you can marry a nice man. And that's why we have… Home Ec.
Kenny: (muffled) Woo-hoo!

Bebe: What if we meet a guy who wants to be a doctor or a lawyer, but is still getting his degree?
Home Ec. Teacher: Dump that zero and get yourself a hero! He could be earning that degree all his life while you starve to death with two dying babies sucking at your teats.

Cartman: (turns around and uses his butt to push Craig out of the ring) Dude. Come on, now. Come on.
Craig: Oh, Jesus! I can't take it! Stop!
Master: Fight back! Resist the ass!
Craig: How can I resist an ass so great?
Master: It is only an ass. You must overcome the ass with your mind.



Other Episode Crew

CreatorTrey Parker (2)  |  Matt Stone
 
Warning: South Park season 3 episode 5 guide may contain spoilers
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