Skyler: Mmmmm. (tries to kiss Shelley)
Shelley: No, Skyler. Quit it.
Skyler: Come on, babe. How long have we known each other?
Shelley: Eight days tomorrow.
Skyler: And I still don't get any action!
Shelley: I don't know, Skyler. It's just kind of strange to me that you're 22 and all.
Skyler: But I'm still in high school. I told you - I'm a very immature 22-year old.
Cartman: (on the phone with Liane) Mom! The babysitter has her boyfriend over!
Liane: No no no no, that's impossible, hon. I told her - no visitors.
Cartman: Well, there's a whole crappy band here! Can you hear them? Here. Can you hear them? (holds the receiver out towards the music)
Liane: This party is very loud, boopy-kins. You'll have to speak up.
Cartman: Dammit! Her boyfriend's here! Don't you believe me?
Liane: Not really, hon.
Cartman: (Cartman and Shelly arrive home to see all the cats in the house) Oh my God!
Shelley: They're having a cat orgy!
Cartman: You are all very bad kitties! That is a bad, bad kitty!
Shelly: (to Cartman)
Turd rock from the sun!
Shelly's insult to Cartman is a reference to NBC's now canceled sitcom 3rd Rock from the Sun
Cartman: (pretending to be his stuffed lizard)
Ha ha ha ha ha! Now I will kill the President and Salma Hayek!
is a Mexican actress best known for her roles in the films, Desperado
and Wild, Wild West
. She has also been on the television shows, The Sinbad Show
, and Ugly Betty
TV Announcer: And now, back to the movie of the week, Aliens.
Newt: (on TV, to Ripley) They mostly come at night, mostly.
Cartman: (echoing Newt) They mostly come at night, mostly.
Aliens (1986) is a horror/action film about a rescue team temporarily trapped on a planet teeming with hostile aliens. It was the sequel of the movie, Alien (1979). "Newt" was a young girl who had survived on the planet alone until the rescue team arrived.
Well, I'm watching Friends
, one of the most popular sitcoms of all time, chronicles the lives of six friends living in New York. It aired on NBC from 1994 - 2004.
You're a turd! You're the Turdman of Alcatraz!
Shelley's insult is a play off the title of the film, The Birdman of Alcatraz
, which was released in 1962, and was directed by John Frankenheimer