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When Stan, Cartman, and Kenny are in church, they learn that to avoid hell, you must confess your sins. This frightens the boys, and they are concerned that since Timmy can only say his own name, he won't be able to confess and go to heaven. When they find out the priest is completely immoral, the kids decide to save themselves. Meanwhile, Satan agonizes over his choice to either stay with Chris or get back together with Saddam.
Cartman: Hey, you guys, you wanna know what my favorite psalm is? 'It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation. (Stan and Kenny laugh) This sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.'
(Satan's doorbell rings and he answers it)
Saddam: Hello, Satan! (opens his arms wide and smiles. He has a couple of suitcases)
Satan: (shocked) Saddam…!
Saddam: Did you miss me, buttercup?
Satan: No, it can't be! You're dead! I killed you!
Saddam: Yeah, you killed me. So? Where was I gonna go? Detroit?
Saddam: So, tell me, Chris. How is it that you died?
Chris: Oh, well I, I actually slipped down an escalator, in a mall. Those things can be pretty sketchy.
Saddam: An escalator? What kind of pussy way of dying is that?
Satan: Did you, uh, see my "Boy With An Umbrella" Hummel?
Hummels are collectible ceramic figurines, based on drawings of children by German nun Maria Innocentia Hummel. First sold in 1935, they are known for being overly cute.
When Satan says that he killed Saddam, he is referring to the South Park Movie, SouthPark: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut where he throws Saddam onto a spike.