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South Park: Scott Tenorman Must Die

Scott Tenorman tricks Cartman into buying his pubes, and Cartman is furious at being deceived. Time after time Scott outsmarts him, until finally Cartman cooks up the ultimate plan for revenge.

Episode Info
Episode number: 5x4
Production Number: 501
Airdate: Wednesday July 11th, 2001

Director: Eric Stough
Writer: Trey Parker (2)

Guest Stars
Toby MortonToby Morton
voiced Scott Tenorman
voiced Themselves
Thom YorkeThom Yorke
voiced Himself
Main Cast
Trey Parker (2)Trey Parker (2)
voiced Stan Marsh, Eric Theodore Cartman, Herbert Garrison, Officer Barbrady, Terrance, Timmy, Ned Gerblanski, Satan, Randy Marsh,& Various
Matt StoneMatt Stone
voiced Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McKormick, Gerald Broflovski, Pip Pirrup, Jesus, Jimbo Kearn, Phillip, Saddam & Various
Mona MarshallMona Marshall
voiced Sheila Broflovski, Linda Stotch & Various
Eliza SchneiderEliza Schneider
voiced Mayor McDaniels, Liane Cartman, Mrs. McKormick, Wendy Testaburger, Shelly Marsh, Sharon Marsh & Various
Episode Notes
The movie the boys go see at the Bijou Theater is called, "Big War Movie."

This is the most evil deed Cartman has committed to date: He sets up Farmer Denkins to shoot Scott Tenorman's parents, steals the bodies, grinds them up, and serves them to Scott in a bowl of chili.

During a 2008 marathon leading up to season 12, this episode aired as having the "Most Shocking Plot Twist."

Episode Quotes
Kyle: Uh what are those?
Cartman: My pubes.
Stan: What?!
Cartman: I got 'em from Scott Tenorman.
Kyle: Scott Tenorman? The ninth grader?
Cartman: Yup. He let me have 'em for just ten bucks. Ha ha ha! I got pubes 'fore you guys did! I got pubes 'fore youuu guys! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! (dances)
Stan: Cartman, you are so goddamned stupid it's unbelievable.

Cartman: (Cartman is standing by a scarecrow with a hot dog sticking out of its pants) Come on, pony, bite the wiener. Bite it. (the pony looks, and approaches) Come on, good pony. That's it! (the pony sniffs the hot dog) Now, bite it off! Bite off the wiener! Good pony! (the pony licks the hot dog) Oh no, pony, he'll like that!
Jimbo: (approaches with Ned) Eric! Are you training that pony to please you?
Cartman: No, I'm trying to teach it how to bite someone's penis off.

Cartman: (gloating and singing on top of the table) Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah! I made you eat your parents! Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah!

Cartman: Yes! Yesss!! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott! (licks Scott's tears off his face) Mmmm, your tears are so yummy and sweet!
Kyle: (to Stan) Dude, I think it might be best for us to never piss Cartman off again.

Cartman: (eating chili) Hey, this is great!
Scott: Eh, it's a special recipe.
Cartman: Yeah, this is really good, Scott!
Scott: I'm glad you like it so much, because now that you're almost finished, I have something to tell you…
Cartman: What? You mean about how you put pubes in your chili?
Scott: W-What??
Cartman: Yes, I'm afraid this isn't your chili, Scott. I switched it with Chef's.
(Chef looks surprised)
Cartman: It's delicious, Chef. I hadn't planned on that… What I did plan on, however, was that my friends, Stan and Kyle, would betray me and warn you that the Chili Con Carnival was a trap. I assumed that they would tell you that I had trained Denkins' pony to bite off your wiener. What they didn't tell you was that Denkins is a drunken redneck who shoots trespassers on sight. Knowing that you would try and do something to the pony, I warned Mr. Denkins that violent pony killers were in the area. I also know that you wouldn't go yourself, for fear of having your wiener bitten off. You would most likely send your parents. And, I'm afraid that when Mr. Denkins spotted them on his property, he shot and killed both your parents.
(flashback scene in which Scott's parents are shot)
Denkins: (after the flashback scene) Well, they was trespassin and I was protectin myself. I have my rights.
Scott: My mom and dad are dead?!?
Cartman: (continues) I came just in time to see Mr. Denkins giving his report to Officer Barbrady, and of course, to steal the bodies. After a night with the hacksaw, I was all ready to put on my Chili Con Carnival, so that I could tell you personally about your parents' demise! And of course, feed you my chili. Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it… "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili."
Scott: Oh, my god! (pulls his mom's finger out of the chili) OH, MY GOD!!! (pukes)

Cultural References
Cartman: Scott, Scott! Courtney Love is in South Park!

Courtney Love is a singer in the band Hole, and the late Kurt Cobain's wife, but is probably best known for her bad behavior in public when drunk or under the influence of drugs.

Cartman: Did you guys see that movie Hannibal? Where the deformed guy trained giants pigs to eat his enemy alive??

The movie, Hannibal, released in 2001, stars Anthony Hopkins as the psychotic cannibal, Hannibal Lecter. It is the sequel to the hit film, The Silence of the Lambs.

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CreatorTrey Parker (2)  |  Matt Stone
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