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South Park :: Proper Condom Use (05x07)
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| Title: | Proper Condom Use |
| Episode #: | 05x07 |
| Production Number: | 507 |
| Original Airdate: | Wednesday August 01st, 2001 |
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Fifth graders teach Cartman how to "milk" a dog, and when Stan tries it in front of his parents, they assume it means kids aren't learning proper sex education in school. Mr. Mackey teaches the boys, while Ms. Choksondik teaches the girls, but because the two instructors are so clueless, the kids become terrified of sex. Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik find themselves attracted to each other.
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| •Trey Parker (1) | voiced | Stan Marsh, Eric Theodore Cartman, Herbert Garrison, Officer Barbrady, Terrance, Timmy, Ned Gerblanski, Satan, Randy Marsh, Various | | •Matt Stone | voiced | Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McKormick, Gerald Broflovski, Pip Pirrup, Jesus, Jimbo Kearn, Phillip, Saddam, Various | | •Mona Marshall | voiced | Sheila Broflovski, Linda Stotch, Various | | •Eliza Schneider | voiced | Mayor McDaniels, Liane Cartman, Mrs. McKormick, Wendy Testaburger, Shelly Marsh, Sharon Marsh, Various |
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Sharon: Stanley, what the hell are you doing?!?
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket!
| Stan: Dude, haven't you ever had intercourse, Mr. Mackey?
Mr. Mackey: Well, sure I have! It's just... I was about nineteen at the time, so it's been about twenty-one years... m'kay. Let's see, uh... I'm pretty sure I took the... yeah I took the penis, and I bu- uh what the hell did I do with that damned thing?
| Stan: But Chef, when is the right age for us to start having sex?
Chef: It's very simple, children. The right time to start having sex is... seventeen.
Kyle: Seventeen?
Chef: Seventeen.
Sheila: So you mean seventeen as long as you're in love?
Chef: Nope, just seventeen.
Gerald: But, what if you're not ready at seventeen?
Chef: Seventeen! You're ready.
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Sharon: (reading from novel) 'Cannery Row in Monterey in California...'
Sharon is reading from John Steinbeck's novel, Cannery Row, which was published in 1945.
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Stan: 'So, we meet again, Jennifer Lopez!'
Kyle: (playing Jennifer Lopez) 'No, no, please! This time I swear I won't make albums or movies.'
This is a reference to a scene in the previous episode, "Cartmanland."
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