Episode Quotes
Receptionist: Sure. If I could get a description of the child to print underneath the photo? (stops and turns around)
Cartman: Oh, yes. Uh-huh. He has ah, blond hair, a- and, ah, and a brown eye. (laughs) Brown eye! (laughs again)
Receptionist: Okay, brown eye...
Cartman: And, and big rosy cheeks! (laughs)
Receptionist: Full cheeks...
Cartman: (laughs hard) Full cheeks! Winking brown eye, brown eye winking! (laughs)
Jimmy: Okay. Try this one on for size: Why did the... pigeon cross the road?
Cartman: Okay, why?
Jimmy: Because it was having sex with the chihi... Because it was having sex with the ch-hi-hi... Because it was having sex with the ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch... eh, it was having sex with the ch-ch-hicken. (Cartman doesn't laugh)
Cartman: No, see? Something's wrong. I'm not laughing.
Episode Goofs
When we first see Ben Affleck, he has a green shirt on - but a few seconds later, he's wearing a white shirt.