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South Park :: Kenny Dies (05x13)
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| Title: | Kenny Dies |
| Episode #: | 05x13 |
| Production Number: | 513 |
| Original Airdate: | Wednesday December 05th, 2001 |
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Kenny develops a terminal illness and is incredibly sick. All the boys react differently to this - Kyle stays by Kenny's bedside, Stan avoids seeing him because he doesn't want to see him suffer, and Cartman seeks a cure using stem cells. When a truckload of aborted fetuses falls into Cartman's possession, he lobbies Congress to make it legal to use them for research.
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| •Trey Parker (1) | voiced | Stan Marsh, Eric Theodore Cartman, Herbert Garrison, Officer Barbrady, Terrance, Timmy, Ned Gerblanski, Satan, Randy Marsh, Various | | •Matt Stone | voiced | Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McKormick, Gerald Broflovski, Pip Pirrup, Jesus, Jimbo Kearn, Phillip, Saddam, Various | | •Mona Marshall | voiced | Sheila Broflovski, Linda Stotch, Various | | •Eliza Schneider | voiced | Mayor McDaniels, Liane Cartman, Mrs. McKormick, Wendy Testaburger, Shelly Marsh, Sharon Marsh, Various |
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This episode marks Kenny's first "lasting" death.
| During a 2008 marathon leading up to season 12, this episode aired as the "The Kenny J. McCormick Memorial Award."
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Cartman: Guess what I have sitting in my back yard?
Kyle: A trampoline?
Cartman: Better.
Stan: A boat?
Cartman: Better.
Kenny: A football machine?
Cartman: Better.
Stan: Well what, Cartman?
Cartman: Thirty-three aborted fetuses. Oh yeah.
| Butters: Hey, fellas! Ah, hey fellas!
Stan: What, Butters?
Butters: Eric says you got to come to his house right away.
Stan: Tell him we're busy.
Butters: Oh, ah, well, he knew you'd say that, so, he told me to tell you that you don't want to miss this.
Kyle: What, did he lose a hundred pounds? (They laugh)
Butters: Yeah, he knew you'd say that, too, so he said to say, up your ass, Jew.
| Cartman: (On the phone) Oh Randy, you're breaking my balls here. You're breaking my balls, Randy.
| Kyle: All right, we don't know for sure why Cartman is ditching school, but it has something to do with abortion. That's all we know.
| Cartman: If the stem cells are placed next to a Shakey's Pizza, they would become another Shakey's Pizza! And you'd have your own Shakey's Pizza where you didn't have to charge yourself to eat!
Larry: Well, no. To build another Shakey's it would be better to use lumber.
Cartman: Hmm.
| Chef: (To Stan) If you want to make a baby cry, first you give it a lollipop. Then you take it away. If you never give it a lollipop to begin with, then it would have nothin' to cry about. That's like God, who gives us life and love and help just so that He can tear it all away and make us cry, so He can drink the sweet milk of our tears. You see, it's our tears, Stan, that give God His great power.
Stan: I think I understand.
| Cartman: Excuse me, ma'am. Can I interest you in selling your aborted fetus?
Woman: We're not going to the abortion clinic. I'm going to have this baby.
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, because, there's a little boy dying in a hospital right now who sure could use that baby more than you could. The stem cells from your fetus could help save his life.
Mark: Oh. Well, I guess we can always just make another one.
Woman: Oh Mark, I love you.
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