Blond Trekkie: I believe you owe us payment now? (Stan and Kyle exchange a glance)
Stan: All right, the original AVID cut of Star Wars: Episode I.
Brunet Trekkie: Wow!
Blond Trekkie: They weren't lying!
Kyle: Why the hell would they want that anyway? (whispers) Episode I sucked balls.
Cartman: Yeah, it sucked hairy Butters' chin balls.
Maury: What names do they call you at school?
Butters: Ahhh well, ummm ...I guess they call me uh, Chinball Boy, and uh, Ballchin Boy, and when I... when I'm walkin' they'll say, "Hey, there goes Chinballs!"
Man with Foot on Head: Jesus Christ! That out-of-control kid ripped poor Napoleon's balls right off!
Today on the Maury Povich show, these poor unfortunate people all have horrible disfigurements, and you won't believe how we exploit them for your amusement!
The Maury Povich Show
, also known as "Maury," is a daytime talk show featuring the drama of real people.
Hey, I know how we get the balls on Butter's chin - those Star Trek dorks down the street! They're always making crazy masks and special effects for their dumb movies.
Cartman is referring to the fact that many fans of the science fiction TV show, Star Trek
, like to dress up as characters from the show to attend conventions.
Man With No Face: Oprah two times, Jenny Jones once, Sally Jessy five times.
Man with No Face lists a group of daytime talk shows he's appeared on, all of whom "exploit" guests with disfigurements, according to South Park.
Man with Terrible Skin Condition:
Brothers and sisters, the time has come for us to be treated with the respect we deserve! We are a strong and diverse group of people, with members like Woman with Crablike Body, Incredibly Obese Black Person, Man with Brains Outside of Head, and Liza Minnelli.
is a well-known actress, singer, and dancer. She won a Tony award at age nineteen, and is the daughter of singer/actress Judy Garland.
Cartman: What-evah! I ran for Congress and won. Then I had sex with an intern, killed her, and hid her body! What-evah, I'll do what I want!
Cartman is referring to Gary Condit, a Democrat representing California's 18th congressional district. He was suspected by many people of killing a young woman he was having an affair with, an intern named Chandra Levy. Levy disappeared in the spring of 2001 and was later found murdered in Rock Creek Park.