Recap
The boys call Butters to a meeting and explain to him "delicately" that it's just not working out with him as the fourth friend. They thank him for all his hard work, and then begin a comptetition similar to ABC's
The Bachelor to try and find a new replacement fourth friend. Butters feels rejected and furious at the world that has shunned him and creates an alternate evil personality: Professor Chaos. He then sets off to spread chaos and doom by going to Bennigan's and switching people's meals and stealing Ms. Choksondik's erasers at school...
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Episode Notes
Professor Chaos' plots include flooding the world with a garden hose, and destroying the ozone layer with air freshener.
It is revealed that Ms. Choksondik died in this episode, but the cause of her death isn't shown.
Episode Quotes
Butters: Prepare, O little town! Uh prepare for the greatest supervillain you've ever seen! Professor Chaos!
Dougie: I'm, not trying to call you out, Professor Chaos. I want to join you.
Butters: Join me?
Dougie: Yeah I want to join you in your conquest of destruction.
Butters: But why?
Dougie: I'm an outcast, too. A frail child cast aside by society. I want to follow you and... whatever you're doing.
Butters: Uh very well. You shall be my accomplice in evil. Together, we shall bring the world to its knees! A-and make all those who banished us from society run... red.
Dougie: Do I get a neat-o costume made out of aluminum foil, too?
Butters: Well sure you do! Ah I am professor, and you shall be my general. From now on you are General... Disarray.
Stan: How about Token? (holds up Token's photo)
Cartman: Token's a smartass.
Kyle: So? You're a smartass!
Cartman: Yeah. Do we really need another one?
Kyle: Good point.
Cultural References
Cartman: Now, the first thing we have to do is cut the list down from twenty choices to ten. And so today we will all be going to the amusement park together to see who we want to cut. Please keep in mind that this will all be videotaped, so put on your best friend faces, and may the best friend win.
The scenes of the boys choosing a replacement for Kenny are done in the style of the dating reality show,
The Bachelor, where a man goes on dates with prospective wives until he narrows the list down to one woman.
Towelie: (playing guitar, and messes up the song) Okay wait...
(starts over, but messes up again, and the boys look bored) No, no wait.
The song that Towelie keeps butchering is "Stairway to Heaven" by
Led Zeppelin.